Be My Cat

Xixi is a Munchkin cat.

Its owner, Yu Yue, is thoughtful and attentive, indulging Xixi in every way. The biggest problem in Xixi's life is deciding which brand of canned fish to eat today.

Maybe God thought Xixi's life was too easy, because one day it turned into a delicate, pretty young man.

Xixi: ⊙︿⊙

Not so happy anymore.

Even crows feed their parents, and cats know how to be grateful too! Xixi leaped onto Yu Yue, puffed out its chest, and declared, "Papa, I'll hunt and support you from now on!"

Yu Yue: (⊙...⊙)

I must be going crazy. I'm seeing things.

**

On the first day of hunting, Xixi brought back a pile of drink bottles.

On the second day, it came back with a tiny piece of raw beef brisket.

On the third day, having picked up some words God knows where, Xixi hugged Yu Yue and called him wifey, brazenly declaring, "Papa, I want to marry you!"

Yu Yue: The world's gone mad. We're reproductively incompatible.

To save up a dowry for his future wife, Xixi started working at Yu Yue's coffee shop.

But his owner inexplicably turned stingy, not only withholding his base pay but somehow making him owe the coffee shop money! With his wedding fund nowhere in sight, Xixi came up with a brilliant idea.

He held out a hand to the customers, palm up, his clear eyes brimming with tears. "Please, could you give me a little? Just a tiny bit. It's so hard to save up for my wedding."

The customers were charmed by Xixi and kept teasing him, hoping to see him blush and, even more, to see his eyes well up with tears.

The young man looked into the customers' cameras with bright, clear eyes and spoke in a crisp voice. "Big sisters, Xixi wants to save up for his wedding! He wants a wife!"

In less than a minute, the short video went viral. Netizens chipped in, one yuan at a time, crowdfunding enough money for Xixi to marry his wife.

**

Yu Yue decided to expand the shop and buy a villa where his little cat could run around. He also planned to hire another wave of online shills to help his wife's great dream come true.

Late that hazy night, he was messaging the shills when he noticed someone behind him and quickly turned off his phone. He saw his little cat's long, fair legs and rosy toes. Its eyelids were red as it said, "Papa, I have enough for the wedding!"

A slight smile tugged at his lips. His eyes held unmistakable satisfaction and affection: now it was ready to eat.

That night, Yu Yue pinned his little cat's wrists down, gripped the young man's waist, kissed his tear-dampened eyes, and swallowed his broken sobs.

"Good boy. Spread your legs a little wider."

Bonus scene:

Yu Yue's favorite thing was playing with Xixi's little tail. He held it between his thighs.

He rubbed and kneaded it in circles with his fingertips, making the tip of the tail flush red and Xixi's earlobes burn crimson.

One day, after the shop had closed, Yu Yue pinned him against the glass door and reached out with his hand.

Xixi's eyes unfocused, his lips trembling. "Papa, don't touch me there..."

Core theme: Love is the only thing that matters.