I Accidentally Sent a Hidden Photo of an Old Man to the Wrong Group, and Got Thoroughly...

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At J University’s anniversary celebration, Fang Yulan spots a celebrity with a body so insanely hot it could make you swoon. He immediately snaps dozens of photos and sends them to his friends.

- Uu, trust me, I watched him throughout the whole event. He’s definitely packing! Just wait, I’m going to land him!

The message gets an enthusiastic response right away:

[Got it, bestie. You have my support.]

[President: There are teachers in this group. Stop sending weird stuff, @Fang Yulan]

[President: If you have a moment, please unsend it and cooperate with our work (fist-bump emoji)]

[You’re very brave, classmate.]

[You sent this to the wrong group, classmate (eating popcorn emoji)]

Woc...

Fang Yulan’s vision goes black.

Help, he sent it to the wrong group!

He tries to unsend it...

The group gets locked!

...He’s offended someone important. Fang Yulan crumbles into dust.

*

A viral post appears on J University's forum: "Title: Can anyone provide the photos of that mature hottie from the Media School, the one someone photographed at the anniversary celebration? Will pay (heart-eyes emoji)"

A few hours later:

[This section is restricted.] "Title: Does no one else think that thing is so shippable? I churned out two hours' worth of fic at lightning speed and got myself so worked up..."

*

He Jingming gets home after a full day's work. His assistant immediately fires off a string of messages and calls to tell him about the candid photos taken at the anniversary celebration.

"Contact a lawyer. Send me the forum link."

"I want to restrict the section."

Ten minutes later, Fang Yulan, anxiously pacing in his dorm, receives a call from an unfamiliar number.

"Mr. Fang, I believe you owe me a reasonable explanation and compensation. Tomorrow at ten in the morning. Don't be late."

Fang Yulan: OoO

Oh no...

Is the big shot going to sue me?

*

Two months later, a new post appears on the forum: "Title: What happened to the person who started that whole thing at the anniversary celebration? Did he get sued?"

He Jingming shamelessly posts anonymously: OP, they're genuinely in love offline.

Fang Yulan, who has heard the rumor from who knows where, scoffs. "That old fox is pretending to be a lamb. He's rotten to the core!"

He can say that and curse all he likes, but late at night, He Jingming still holds him by the ankle, kisses his cheek, and murmurs:

"Baby, be good."

Here's a preview of my upcoming novel, Straight Guy, but with a Built-In Turning-Gay System:

Good news!

Fang Yunong, a straight guy who graduated straight into unemployment, takes over the matchmaking agency his parents left him.

Except...

The agency is on the verge of going under.

Fang Yunong sighs helplessly, at his wit's end, when a chime rings and a voice sounds in his ear:

[Matchmaker System reminds you: Successfully match a rich young heir, and you'll get ten million to keep your shop afloat!]

Fang Yunong, seeing money and getting stars in his eyes: My life may be a mess, but I'm going for it!

[Order One: The smooth-talking, scheming playboy]

After several failed matchmaking attempts, Fang Yunong has no choice but to step in himself. He puts on six-centimeter heels, transforms into a cold, sophisticated big sister, and successfully trains the dog.

The playboy presents him with a diamond ring the size of a pigeon egg and proposes, utterly lovestruck. "Sis, why do you smell so good? I love it."

Fang Yunong is used to this. "Your tail's wagging so hard today. Come here and put this on me. Good boy."

Ding! Mission complete. One million earned!

[Order Two: The gentle, gentlemanly romantic artist]

Fang Yunong rescues a struggling artist. Love at first sight, smitten by the second, and by the third...

"Because I love you, I have tens of thousands of inspirations. Because I love you, I was able to climb out of the mire and live toward the sun." The artist clasps his hands and kneels in worship.

Fang Yunong is so startled he hides in a corner. No one said the guy would be this sweet and gentle! What a predicament...

[Order Three: The abstinent, fatherly, icy CEO]

Fang Yunong accidentally becomes the CEO's baby-making tool and pretends to be a kitten so he can stay by his side.

One day, Fang Yunong stays out playing until late. When he returns, he sees the man in the dark, holding a whip and brimming with fury. His legs go weak instantly.

The man pins him in front of a mirror and teases him. "You're out messing around this late and still know how to come home? You stink of other men." As soon as the words leave his mouth, he smacks Fang Yunong on the butt.

With teary eyes, Fang Yunong immediately gives in. "Papa, I'm sorry..."

[Order Four: The sunny, puppy-like athlete]

He just turned eighteen...

This is a real sin.

Fang Yunong looks at the kid, his heart full of guilt.

After much hesitation, he decides to give up on this job. To his surprise, the other guy blushes and comes over, a lollipop in his mouth and a shy smile on his face. "C-could I have your contact info?"

Fang Yunong: ...

A million walking right up to me. I'd be a monster to turn it down!

[Order Five: The ruthless, gloomy, suspicious second young master]

Fang Yunong is sent to bring good luck to the terrifying underworld boss's second-in-command. On their engagement night, he gets a hand around his throat, then is returned the next day!

A month later, the second-in-command spots his not-yet-wed fiance flirting with a pretty boy!

That day, Fang Yunong gets grabbed by the throat again, while a storm of insults rains down on him.

"You went through the wedding rites with me and you're still thinking about other men? You must be begging for a good fuck!"

Fang Yunong manages to choke out a few words. "I'm s-sorry, hubby..."

The jobs come one after another. Fang Yunong becomes a master of time management, dating one guy a day and still getting weekends off.

What a life!

But unexpectedly, at a gathering, the wealthy wives of Jiang City start showing off their future daughters-in-law to one another!

When the photos come out, every one of them turns ashen.

Fang Yunong: Damn! I've been caught!

Run, now!

[Bonus Scene]

Fang Yunong runs to the safe house he prepared in advance in the middle of the night. But when he pushes open the door, he sees the CEO, who used to indulge his every whim, sitting on the sofa and smiling at him.

After a moment of silence, Fang Yunong laughs awkwardly. "Sorry, I think I came to the wrong place."

As soon as he finishes speaking, the door clicks shut. Fang Yunong turns around and sees the other four leaning against the wall by the door, each holding a different sex toy and watching him with eager anticipation.

"Baby, who goes first? Pick one."

Fang Yunong swallows.

Damn.

This time, he's really gone too far...

Theme: Don't forward pictures without thinking!