Wishing everyone success in getting what they want. If you can't reach your goal just yet, finding a piece of driftwood and floating along in the water isn't so bad either. (I'll do a full revision when I have time.)
[Sunny sweetheart x secretly smug bking guy]
Ji Sijun transmigrated from the first dimension to the third dimension.
The good news: He got a resurrection token, so he could start over and be a better person this life.
The bad news: Graduate school entrance exams? No way. Computer science exams? Even less likely. He wasn't about to become a bald IT guy.
But... if he didn't take the exams, would he be done for?
Ji Sijun: No! I'll take them! Reporting in, I'd like to request backup.
System: Request approved: Ren Pingsheng.
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Ji Sijun preparing for the exams: tablet, milk tea, taking photos, then getting ready to edit a video called "A Road Full of Flowers."
Viewer 1: Excuse me, are you acting out my life? Every day I buy myself all kinds of delicious food to coax myself into studying...
Viewer 2: Not quite the same. He's got a husband with a PhD to tutor him.
Viewer 3: Keep shipping them and you're done for!
Ji Sijun: Hehe, you're jealous of me too, right?
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Ren Pingsheng, the aloof bking guy Ji Sijun fell in love with at first sight, says "Mm, oh" to his face, then mutters away behind his back.
He tutors his husband for the entrance exams, only to discover that his husband's mind is entirely occupied by graduate school! And what is this, the world's biggest idiot?
Why does he need hundreds of explanations for a single Taylor formula? Why can't he understand the difference between differentiable and non-differentiable? Why does he forget the words he memorized today by tomorrow? Why can't he understand embedded systems?!
Ren Pingsheng: There really is no love left in this world...
Ji Sijun blinks and calls him "Hubby." Ren Pingsheng: Never mind. Heaven is fair. A family only needs one smart person...
Less than two hours later, Ren Pingsheng: My wife's way of thinking has turned my brain inside out. I'm about to undergo plasmolysis! Help!
Ji Sijun: I want to turn into a sunflower so I won't have to study...
Little Scene 1:
Ji Sijun (studying): Hubby, my hand hurts...
Ren Pingsheng (coldly): What happened?
Ji Sijun: I don't know. I booked an appointment with a specialist online for myself. [Image: Xiaomi Smart Band 9]
Ji Sijun (blinking): Hubby... (looking aggrieved)
Ren Pingsheng (gritting his teeth): Transferred 500.
Ji Sijun: Hubby, the medicine the specialist prescribed has arrived... Mm... My hand feels much better, it doesn't hurt now! Kisses!
Little Scene 2:
Ji Sijun: Hubby, you haven't orbited around me today...
Ren Pingsheng: Are you the Earth?
Ji Sijun: I'm a handsome guy who's 184 centimeters tall.
Little Scene 3:
Ji Sijun: The graduate school entrance exam is the best cure for ugliness for Chinese people.
Ren Pingsheng: That's right.
Ji Sijun: So you think I'm ugly right now! Fine! Then I'll be ugly! What are you going to do about it, divorce me or break up with me? I won't listen, I won't listen, don't say it!!!
Ren Pingsheng, internally: I wasn't going to say anything...
Ji Sijun (having a meltdown): I said I didn't want to hear it, and you really stopped talking?!
P.S.
1. A little sweet treat to read before bed, so you sleep soundly till morning.
2. Anyone taking the graduate school entrance exams who reads this story will get into their dream school!
Theme: Study hard, and get into your dream school with a smile.
Although I don't plan to read the novel, I hope to receive the author's blessing, so I was attracted by the name 🤩