A Straight Man's Cannon-Fodder Role Turns Him into the Protagonists' Plaything

#What should I do after waking up to discover I’m a cannon-fodder character in an erotica novel? #

So you’re telling me this world is one giant gay romance novel?

That’s pretty despair-inducing.

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For as long as he could remember, Ruan He was inexplicably ignored, at home and at school alike.

He was already numb to it, but now he was being told it was because this world didn’t revolve around him, but around the protagonist gong. :)

Damn it!

But

At least he’s still straight. That’s good news!

The protagonist gong is his handsome, youthful roommate, the campus heartthrob and heir to a powerful family, surrounded by tons of cronies, every one of them a top-tier rich kid. But no matter how Ruan He looked at him, he found him an eyesore: 1. He’s so fake it makes me sick. 2. So what if you have protagonist aura? 3. You have such an easy life. Why not give me a taste of the good life for once?

The protagonist gong smiles at him. Ruan He: Trying to gross me out?

The gong does his laundry. Ruan He: Trying to make me sick?

The gong turns down a confession and glances at Ruan He. Ruan He: Challenging me?

He loses his part in the theater group and gets furious. The “girl” he likes in a game says she likes the protagonist gong and he cries. He kisses the protagonist gong while drunk and gets caught on camera, and he laughs.

Are you messing with me?

Every time he tries to get revenge, it backfires on him. Since he can’t do anything to the protagonist gong, Ruan He makes peace with it.

If he doesn’t fight him and just stays away, that should work, right?

So he secretly insults the protagonist gong on an alt account, while pretending to be friendly for the sake of keeping the peace.

But the protagonist gong seems to be missing a few screws. He becomes more and more dependent on Ruan He, does his laundry and underwear, tells him he smells good, treats him like his own brother, and even wants to sleep with him at night.

...You need help. I’m your dad, and I’m straight.

Ruan He, weak and helpless: Don’t come any closer!!

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One morning, he wakes up with a slight fever and unnaturally red lips. His nipples hurt when they rub against anything.

The protagonist gong’s childhood friend and junior schoolmate asks with concern if he’s feeling unwell.

Then one day, his lower back and butt hurt, his whole body aches, and he comes down with a fever.

Ruan He shakily climbs to his feet, horrified. “Something’s wrong... This world must have a bug.”

More and more strange things happen: the protagonist gong and shou never get together, but instead dote on Ruan He; his toothbrush seems to have been moved; he keeps receiving strange messages and pictures; red spots like insect bites appear on his body...

Ruan He narrows down the suspects to people close to him: the protagonist gong is sunny and outgoing, the protagonist shou is innocent and sickly, his childhood friend is gentle and considerate, and his junior schoolmate is sweet and shy.

After testing them a few times, Ruan He figures out who it is and prepares to lure him to a hotel and beat him to a pulp

Then he gets fucked.

“Baby, you guessed wrong. Hubby’s upset. ^^”

“You look so pretty when you cry. Let hubby kiss you.”

Someone chuckles softly. “So, are you enjoying yourself? Weren’t you the one who said I should give you a taste of the good life?”

Ruan He cries and begs for mercy. “You’re fucking terrible!! How can a person be this bad at it!”

#How did he get to the top? Because he fights and grabs for everything #His wife may have a screw loose but he’s still adorable #Who’s treating him like a plaything? He’s lucky I’m playing with him #Who’s Ruan He’s little dog? Woof woof woof, that guy’s in a league of his own #

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Sharp-tongued, bad-tempered, airheaded jokester with an unusual thought process [Ruan He] x sunny puppy who’s secretly possessive and occasionally turns dark [Liang Yizhi]

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A two-person romance

The shou is slow to understand his own feelings. Both gong and shou have character flaws, but they’re made for each other.

-I personally think this is a really sweet and wholesome little romance!! ov<

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Upcoming novel “My Sickly, Beautiful Childhood Friend Awakens” Please add it to your reading list ww

When Luo Enyuan was five, he was brought to his new home and saw a pair of blond, blue-eyed twin brothers on the stairs.

He was scared. Remembering the things his friends had bragged about, he stammered to encourage himself: “Hello, big brothers. I’m an illegitimate child.”

The two brothers: “?”

“Even if he looks like my doll, I won’t forgive him!”

The other stared at Luo Enyuan’s delicate little face, like a carved jade doll, with tears in his eyes, and slowly added, “Unless he’s willing to be my little sister!”

Luo Enyuan didn’t understand a word of their gibberish and burst into tears. The two cocky brothers, who only spoke English, were at a complete loss.

“Big brother, can you tell me the story about how Mom found me in the snow and brought me home again?”

The brothers: ...Damn it, just speak Chinese already!

Under the adorable little boy’s expectant gaze, the stubborn brothers who refused to speak anything but English started frantically learning Chinese.

A Chinese-learning craze swept through the estate!

Damn it, we can’t let the kid be unable to understand us

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The young master of the Shen family next door had a bad temper. He was sharp-tongued, gloomy, and cold.

Luo Enyuan always went out of his way to avoid him, until one day he stumbled upon his secret.

Enyuan, with tears in his eyes: Big brother, I didn’t know you had it so hard ><

Luo Enyuan took him everywhere, playing in the sand, house, and building blocks, but Shen Zhou pulled his hand away. “It’s the same whether I’m here or not.”

His friends said Shen Zhou didn’t know what was good for him. When his brothers found out, they tied Shen Zhou up and delivered him to his bedroom.

That night, Luo Enyuan had a nightmare. He dreamed that when Shen Zhou grew up, he would become an outlaw and take revenge on everyone who had mistreated him as a child. He wouldn’t spare Luo Enyuan, his childhood friend, either.

Luo Enyuan: I don’t want to be a villain!! I’m a good person.

Then he got so scared he fell ill.

He was bedridden for three whole days, surrounded by colorful pills and black, bitter-smelling medicine!

The good little boy was lying on the carpet, quietly building with blocks, when a strawberry cake appeared in front of him.

Shen Zhou, full of regret, brought out a treasure chest. “Don’t die. I’ll give you everything I own. I’m sorry.”

From then on, everyone knew that the arrogant young master of the Shen family, who disliked everyone, had a precious treasure that no one else was allowed to covet.

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One night, past midnight.

A love letter that Luo Enyuan had been agonizing over sat on his desk.

Shen Zhou, who had never once used the front door, jumped in through the window. He handed Luo Enyuan a thick stack of love letters, then held him and pinned him against the far end of the bed.

“Baby, you forgot my confession, didn’t you?” He licked his childhood friend’s trembling hand. “I took out my hearing aid today. Remember to cry into my left ear.”

Luo Enyuan pouted unhappily and obediently tilted his head back, his lips red from kissing and his eyes on the verge of tears.

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Delicate, spoiled, sickly beauty shou x hearing-impaired gong with maxed-out possessiveness

The illegitimate-child bit is a misunderstanding. The shou is adopted.

Childhood friends, sweet romance!! Raising kids in the early chapters, romance after they grow up.

Theme: You will always shine brightly