The Spoiled Fake Young Master Lies Flat and Lets Himself Be Pampered

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Song Tingyi is the pampered young master of the Song family, doted on by everyone.

At nineteen, he still takes it for granted that his childhood friend will carry him around, let him sit on his lap, and intertwine their fingers, treating him like a beautiful, fragile doll.

People have always suspected that their closeness crosses the line...

His childhood friend coolly says, as he installs a tracker on Song Tingyi's new phone, "I'm straight."

Song Tingyi wraps his arms around his friend's neck and rests his chin in the hollow of his shoulder. "It's brotherly affection. He's like an older brother to me, even though we're not related by blood."

A special, twisted, strange relationship.

Until a dream on the eve of his birthday shatters the intimacy they've maintained for years.

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Song Tingyi dreams that he's the fake young master and hated, doomed villain in a melodramatic novel about a real and fake young master, set in the gay dating scene.

Not only will the Song family throw him out, leaving him penniless and drowning in debt, but a powerful suitor will also toss him into the sea to feed the sharks.

...So it's a horror story!

Even more horrifying, the most powerful and influential of these suitors is the person he has a crush on: his childhood friend Lu Heng, a straight man who is intensely homophobic.

Song Tingyi: o.0???

What happened to being disgusted by homosexuality?

As the original novel's protagonist's destined partner, he naturally has to remain chaste. Once he meets the protagonist, he'll stop being homophobic and stop suppressing his desires.

Song Tingyi: Bro, you're out of character!

But staying alive is more important. He'll obediently follow the plot and do his best to stay away from Lu Heng. Please don't turn me into a doomed side character, QAQ!

The problem is, Lu Heng is far too perceptive. He has an extreme need for physical contact and goes crazy if he doesn't see Song Tingyi for even one day.

Luckily, progress is difficult, but there is hope.

So when Lu Heng catches his lower lip between his teeth and sucks on it, Song Tingyi trembles. Wait, is this really the plot for a doomed side character like me?!

With nowhere to run, Song Tingyi hides in a closet. Lu Heng coaxes and drags him out, holding him close. His body is burning hot, his eyes red with desire. "Baby, just one kiss. I won't go any further."

Liar.

Song Tingyi is kissed senseless.

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Before his villain plan even gets off the ground, Song Tingyi wears himself out and falls ill.

Being a villain is so tiring. Song Tingyi lies flat, giving up and letting himself be manhandled. Better to die early and be reborn sooner. He'll try harder with his next life.

But after he gives up, the plot goes off the rails...

Song Tingyi was supposed to go from a pampered young master of a wealthy family to a discarded son with nothing.

But now: The real young master shyly calls Song Tingyi his muse.

The Song family sends Big Brother Song to sabotage the engagement, vowing to reclaim their beautiful, obedient darling.

Lu Heng acts restrained. In front of Song Tingyi's fiance, he holds himself aloof and behaves coldly.

In private, he's grinding his teeth, consumed by jealousy.

"When are you calling off the engagement?"

Lu Heng rubs his sprained ankle and smiles inscrutably. "Baby, you'd look good in chains."

Song Tingyi, whose lips are swollen and numb from all the kissing, sulks and tries to get angry. "...Heh. Ask my husband."

Lu Heng: #Help, my wife won't divorce her husband#Fastest route to becoming the other man#

Delicate, beautiful, laid-back cutie x possessive, obsessive stalker

Reader's Guide:

1. A sweet romance. Lu Heng is the love interest. The protagonist has a crush on him, and the love interest spoils the protagonist. Older love interest.

2. The protagonist is a mild magnet for attention, with a sickly constitution, a few cross-dressing scenes, and a little bit told through forum posts. The love interest has flaws, but at heart he's just a lovesick, obsessive dog of a man.

3. No side couples. The engagement is fake.

4. A silly, lighthearted comedy that cannot stand up to scrutiny > <

I'll add more if I think of anything. Love you all! Thanks for saving the story!

Theme: Facing adversity bravely