My Homophobic Childhood Friend Suddenly Turned Gay

[Possessive, domineering top who pretends to hate gay people x sunny, lazy, sharp-tongued young master who firmly believes he's straight] [Fake homophobe x genuinely straight guy]

Cheng Yu and Duan Xiyue grew up together, childhood friends who were inseparable. They were once the model pair of best buddies.

Their classmates and friends often teased them for acting too gay. Although both claimed to be straight, nobody really believed them.

Not long after the semester began, a post appeared out of nowhere on the forum, claiming the two were getting up to BDSM at an exclusive club.

Duan Xiyue changed his profile picture overnight to the words STRAIGHT MAN on a white background. Cheng Yu was so startled that he threatened to end their friendship: "I still want to date. Stay away from me, bro."

But everyone stuck to their opinions, and those who shipped them kept right on shipping them.

After all, what kind of straight guys hugged and cuddled every day, clung to each other, acted possessive, and spoke to each other in such a coaxing, indulgent way?

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The night Cheng Yu said at the hospital that he wanted to date someone, Duan Xiyue thought there was something wrong with his head.

Then that very night, Duan Xiyue kissed him and buried his face in the crook of Cheng Yu's neck. "You smell so good, baby."

Cheng Yu slapped him. He thought Duan Xiyue was drunk and acting up, and even kicked him off the bed.

Once Duan Xiyue realized his feelings, he felt completely at ease. He pulled out every trick to seduce Cheng Yu, acting coy and playing the victim.

When Cheng Yu slapped him, he said the slap was beautiful and asked if Cheng Yu's hand hurt. When Cheng Yu kicked him, he even wanted to kiss him. He loved getting scolded. He could always find a way to take advantage of Cheng Yu.

Unable to take it anymore, Cheng Yu shoved a video of Duan Xiyue rejecting a guy at him. "Bro, didn't you say you were totally straight?"

Duan Xiyue: "I don't know. Who said that? It wasn't me, anyway."

Cheng Yu: I've been scammed :(

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Even after being kissed, Cheng Yu remained convinced he was straight. Even if the childhood friend he'd known all his life had turned gay, he would never do the same.

Even if every other man in the world turned gay, he wouldn't.

As if.

During a game of Truth or Dare, Cheng Yu said with absolute conviction, "Of course I'm straight."

When they were worked up, Duan Xiyue kissed his dimples. Feeling him grow hard, he buried his face in Cheng Yu's neck and chuckled, his voice muffled. "Baby, you're hard down there, but your mouth is soft."

Cheng Yu, red-faced with anger and embarrassment, slapped him. "Feel again. My mouth is hard too."

He swore to defend his identity as a straight man to the death.

Then, during New Year's Eve dinner, Cheng Yu ran out to secretly set off fireworks with Duan Xiyue. They kissed beneath the fireworks.

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At last, one day, Cheng Yu announced, "Duan Xiyue and I are together."

Their friends calmly played cards and shelled sunflower seeds.

"Oh. Nobody asked."

The indifferent type.

"Weren't you together already? You two acted like a couple before, too."

The skeptical type.

"Congratulations. You're buying dinner."

The food-loving type.

In short, everyone agreed: The two of them had finally figured it out!

#BestBuddiesForLife #EvenIfHeSaysNoTheyStillGoHomeForDinnerTogether #DoesStraightMeanDirectlyLikingMen #BroYouSmellSoGood#

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Please add my upcoming novel, My Sickly, Beautiful Childhood Friend Awakens, to your shelves ww

When Luo Enyuan was five, he was brought to his new home and saw a pair of blond, blue-eyed twin brothers on the stairs.

Terrified, he remembered what his friends had bragged about and stammered out a pep talk for himself: "Hello, big brothers. I'm an illegitimate child."

The two brothers: "?"

"Even if he looks like my doll, I won't forgive him!"

The other stared at Luo Enyuan's delicate, doll-like face, wet with tears, then slowly added, "Unless he agrees to be my little sister!"

Luo Enyuan didn't understand a word of their gibberish and burst into tears. The two haughty guys, who only spoke English, were at a loss.

"Big brother, can you tell me the story about how Mom found me in the snow and brought me home again?"

The brothers: ... Shut up, mouths! Speak Chinese already!

Under the adorable little boy's expectant gaze, the two stubborn, haughty brothers, who were determined to speak only English, began frantically learning Chinese.

A Chinese-learning craze swept through the estate!

Damn it, we can't let the kid be unable to understand us!

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The eldest young master of the Shen family next door was bad-tempered, mean, gloomy, and cold.

Luo Enyuan always went out of his way to avoid him, until one day he stumbled upon his secret.

Enyuan, tears in his eyes: Big brother, I didn't know you had it so hard ><

Luo Enyuan took him everywhere, playing in the sand, pretending to play house, and building with blocks. But Shen Zhou shook off his hand. "It's all the same whether I'm here or not."

Their friends said Shen Zhou didn't know how to appreciate anything. When his brothers heard about it, they tied Shen Zhou up and delivered him to Luo Enyuan's bedroom.

That night, Luo Enyuan was so scared he had a nightmare. He dreamed that when Shen Zhou grew up, he would become an outlaw, take revenge on everyone who had been mean to him as a child, and wouldn't spare Luo Enyuan, his childhood friend, either.

Luo Enyuan: I don't want to be a villain!! I'm a good person.

Then he got sick from the fright.

Brightly colored pills and pitch-black medicine that reeked of bitterness, and three whole days bedridden!

The good little boy was obediently lying on the carpet, building with blocks, when a strawberry cake suddenly appeared before him.

Filled with regret, Shen Zhou pulled out a treasure chest. "Don't die. I'll give you everything I own. I'm sorry."

From then on, everyone knew that the arrogant young master of the Shen family, who disliked everyone, had a precious treasure that nobody else was allowed to covet.

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One night, long past midnight.

A love letter he'd agonized over sat on Luo Enyuan's desk.

Shen Zhou, who had never used the front door since childhood, climbed in through the window. He gave Luo Enyuan a thick stack of love letters, then held him and pressed him against the far side of the bed.

"Baby, you forgot my confession, didn't you?" He licked Luo Enyuan's trembling hand. "I took out my hearing aid today. Remember to cry into my left ear."

Luo Enyuan pouted pitifully and obediently tilted his head back. His lips were red from kissing, and he looked on the verge of tears.

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A delicate, sickly beauty of a sweetheart x an extremely possessive deaf top

The illegitimate child thing is a misunderstanding. The recipient was adopted.

Childhood sweethearts, fluffy romance!! Raising a child in the early chapters, romance once they're adults.

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