[Naruto + Detective Conan] Ninja Kindergarten WAR

Warning: As usual, this is a Mary Sue story with terrible writing, but I still want to write it.

This is inspired by the manga Kindergarten Wars, mixed with a Naruto daycare and raising-kids premise. It looks like the everyday life of an ordinary person (?) who is a kindergarten director in an otome game, together with world-class assassin teachers and Naruto characters who died in their world but have come back as children, all protecting one another. The assassin teachers are from Kindergarten Wars, a funny, slightly crazy romance manga [said in that tone]. This really is a story where the author ships couples alongside her own characters. It's hilarious.

The director will have a couple, but I haven't decided who yet. I'll probably roll for one of the police academy squad, but if things go unexpectedly, it might be Tobirama (?). The side couples will stick to canon pairings. Children under ten won't have official couples, only crushes. Yes, I'm talking about the Naruto kids. Teacher Lu said it best: the will-they-won't-they stage is the best! [So good.jpg]

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but in a Makaroni version. A full-fledged serialized novel!!

From the director's perspective: Mochizuki Nozomi is a transmigrator. That's nothing unusual. She worked her tail off to get into the police academy and joined the Public Security Bureau, but had to retire due to an injury. She was assigned to be the director of an elite kindergarten, supposedly to help her heal. Since her declassification period hasn't ended, she can't tell anyone what her former job was. By the way, why are all the teachers at this kindergarten so handsome and good-looking?

From the assassin teachers' perspective: The assassins were so rowdy that the higher-ups sent someone from the normal world to be their director. They now have to start learning the basics of normal life, while protecting the children and making sure the director doesn't discover anything strange.

"Hm? What was that noise just now?"

"Nothing, Director Mochizuki! Rita just clumsily knocked over the basketball hoop!"

"Oh? Is she hurt? Can an ordinary person even do that?"

"Um... Well, it's fine. She dodged it, and none of the children got hurt! Director, could you take a look at my craft assignment?"

A bullet pouch printed with teddy bears was quietly tucked into a more discreet drawer.

From the Naruto kids' perspective:

We're not dead? Where are we? A bunch of ordinary people who aren't ninjas are protecting us? It's time to show them the Will of Fire of the Konoha ninja!

Mochizuki Nozomi: "Make sure you eat well and grow up healthy, kids. Being happy is what matters most!"

The teachers: "Shh, don't be scared. It's just a performance. Your teachers will keep you safe in your seats."

The ninjas: ...Enemies, come out and face your deaths!!

Theme: Let warmth heal the soul.