[Western Crossover] Batkid, But a Cultivation Master

01.

To everyone in the Wayne family, newly arrived Heliodor was undoubtedly a pitiful little thing.

He was well-behaved and polite. Though he had tragically lost his sight, he remained optimistic and positive.

Like a little puppy, he cautiously and curiously explored the modern city, which was utterly unfamiliar to someone who had grown up in a remote mountain village.

He was exactly the adorable little brother Dick had always dreamed of!

He couldn’t imagine how much hardship his brother had endured to reach Gotham and find his biological father.

So Dick immediately announced that, to bond with his adorable little brother, he would come back every weekend from then on.

All of the above were Dick’s thoughts and impressions during the three days before Heliodor came to live with the Wayne family.

Three days later.

Dick, looking dazed: …💀

What gave him the confidence to think Bruce’s genes could be trusted? Was it Damian?

Damian: “TT”

02.

Heliodor Wayne, a prodigy from the world of cultivation in his previous life, is now the Wayne family’s demolition demon.

His achievements include, but aren’t limited to, harvesting Alfred’s garden like a tornado, crashing Bruce’s sports car while driving without a license, and taking down the entire Wayne family with a single bottle of fruit wine…

His daily hobbies are equally varied, from fortune-telling for the blind to massage, from moonlighting as a priest to going undercover…

Every now and then, Bruce has to go to the Gotham Police Department himself to bail his son out

After staying up all night, he finally manages to catch up on sleep during the day, only to be jolted awake by a phone call. The caller identifies himself as an officer with the Gotham Police Department and says Bruce needs to come in immediately, because his beloved son has been arrested for driving without a license.

Bruce: …

And that’s only one part of everyday life.

The real test is that Bruce’s attitude and behavior in response to all this, along with everything he does in daily life, will be entered into Heliodor’s “Assessment File on Whether Bruce Wayne Is a Qualified Father.”

Although Bruce is indisputably Heliodor’s biological father, whether Bruce can truly become Heliodor’s psychological father depends on whether he can earn a passing score a year from now.

Bruce: …(bat inhales.jpg)

But are these the only troubles Heliodor brings with him?

03.

One day, a mysterious person appeared in Gotham.

Powerful, elusive, arrogant, and brazen, he saw through the Bat Family’s secret identities the first time they faced off.

After that, he ignored the Bat Family’s warnings and caused mayhem all over Gotham as he pleased.

He deceived angels, toyed with demons, turned the Talons against their masters, impersonated an evil god, and even gave himself the code name “The Wicker Man.”

The Dark Knight: “…” Don’t think he hasn’t seen that movie.

Then, after an accident exposed the Wicker Man’s identity, the face hidden beneath the mask looked familiar.

Heliodor burst out laughing. “Surprise 😜!”

Bruce: “…” He’d been hit hard, but there was nothing he could do.

Bruce’s sharp gaze then landed squarely on the other man present: Clark Kent, the Man of Tomorrow from Metropolis, AKA Superman.

Clark, who had known everything from the start but had chosen to cover for his little boyfriend: “!!!” Rao, please save him!

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Little scene:

Jason: “So when are you finally going to dump Bruce?”

Heliodor: “…Correction: you’re also in danger of getting dumped.”

Jason: “…Whatever. I just don’t want to miss the chance to laugh at the old man.”

Heliodor: “🤔 You have a point. How could I pass up a chance to watch him make a fool of himself?”

Clark carefully interjected, “Bruce has been doing pretty well lately…”

Jason: “You’re so compassionate that rescuing cats and dogs isn’t enough, and now you’re taking charge of other people’s family disputes?”

Heliodor looked surprised. “Huh? Haven’t I told you he’s my husband?”

Jason: “?”

Bruce: “?”

Heliodor: “Oh, I guess I haven’t said that yet.”

Clark: This is bad 😰!

Theme: “To kill in order to protect life; to cut down karma, not people.”