My Archnemesis Keeps Calling Me His Wife

[Devoted, protective gong x career-minded, prickly shou] (Blurb written on 2024.11.24. If you like it, please bookmark. Bows.)

When Yun Jinsheng woke up, he found himself lying in the arms of his sworn enemy, Lou Tingxue. Worse, Lou Tingxue kept calling him "wife."

Yun Jinsheng's vision went black. He wanted to bash his head against the wall and die.

What do I do when my sworn enemy keeps calling me his wife? Help! I'm waiting!

But as it turned out, a clingy pest is still a clingy pest: easy to latch on, hard to get rid of.

In the face of this clingy pest he couldn't shake off, Yun Jinsheng finally gave in.

He took the "crazy" Lou Tingxue home, and they began living together, with Lou calling him "wife" every other word.

"Wife, are you tired today?"

"Wife..."

"Wife, want me to massage your shoulders?"

"Wife, I like you."

Yun Jinsheng had imagined a hundred ways to defeat Lou Tingxue, but this was the one he never saw coming.

Being called his wife.

Little by little, he was thoroughly charmed by Lou Tingxue's endless "wife, wife, wife."

Only later did he find out the man had been pretending to be stupid all along.

"You dare deceive me!"

Yun Jinsheng grabbed a pillow from the bed and hurled it at him. The man on the other side knew he'd done wrong, but didn't dodge. After getting hit, he shamelessly edged closer.

"Wife, I was wrong. Forgive me."

Yun Jinsheng was a total pushover when someone used a sweet approach, and Lou had him wrapped around his finger.

Later, looking at Lou Tingxue, who did whatever he said, he suddenly thought:

Maybe being his wife wouldn't be so bad?

P.S. A silly, fluffy, brainless short story. Posting schedule undecided. Bookmark if you like it.

Theme: Companionship is the longest-lasting expression of love