I Turned In My System Rewards, But I Couldn't Lie Flat

Coming soon: *Hey! There’s a Dead Body at My Place. Are You Going to Do Something About It?* Please add it to your collection 030 Yun Zheng transmigrates into a book. The bad news: He has become a passerby in a crematorium-and-chase-his-wife novel. The good news: He brought along a System! But can someone explain why the System’s rewards are so strange? He acts in a xianxia romance drama and gets an umbrella that automatically blocks the rain and has unlimited defensive power. He acts in a historical romance drama and gets a thousand-year-old Jian ware bowl with hare’s fur glaze, a genuine treasure that was lost to the outside world! He acts in a suspense drama and gets a device that tracks the scent of objects, with capabilities beyond modern technology! Great. There’s no way he can use any of these three rewards in public!!! With no other choice, Yun Zheng bundles up all three rewards and voluntarily turns them over to the state. After the state takes Yun Zheng under its wing, he ends up working like crazy, filming three projects a year, then ten in three years. He’s either acting or on his way to set. Some people are green with envy, some try to smear him with rumors, and some attempt to snatch his resources… But every last one of them fails! Yun Zheng: Hmph! The entire country has my back (*￣︶￣) Yun Zheng has never been all that interested in romance. Rather than spend time dating, he’d rather focus on acting and earn more rewards from the System. But the bigwigs won’t take no for an answer, and personally arrange blind dates for him. “Sweetie, would you prefer a 188-centimeter personal bodyguard with huge pecs? Or a new finance-world star with a steady personality, who looks slim in clothes but is ripped underneath? Maybe this serious-on-the-outside, secretly flirtatious academic bigwig?” Yun Zheng’s scalp prickles. He turns to leave in a hurry, but someone wraps an arm around his waist. “I’ve finally found you!” He looks back and sees his first love from his youth. Ji Rong died of an illness not long after Yun Zheng’s death. But when he woke up, he found himself in the body of a three-year-old child in another world. When he was feeling especially agitated, a voice told him to wait patiently. So he waited and waited… for more than twenty years, until an actor named Yun Zheng suddenly became famous in the entertainment industry. His face was different, and so was his body, but those eyes were exactly like the eyes of the person he had never stopped longing for. At that moment, Ji Rong finally found the person he had been waiting for. [Reader’s notes] 1. Don’t compare this to the real-life entertainment industry. Don’t compare this to the real-life entertainment industry. Don’t compare this to the real-life entertainment industry (important enough to say three times!). 2. A brainless power fantasy with no logic. The author’s writing is terrible (brain storage area.jpg). 3. Feel free to criticize if you’re unhappy with the story, but don’t make personal attacks. The author won’t delete comments, so say what you want, but don’t attack other readers either (love & peace). If you’re interested in the new story coming soon, please add it to your collection (*`▽?*) *Hey! There’s a Dead Body at My Place. Are You Going to Do Something About It?* Five years ago, Lin Jiangye was recognized by the Song family and brought back. He thought that returning to a wealthy family as their real son would bring him a happy life, but instead, he was kept in a dark, endless captivity. Five years later, after completing his System transmigration mission, Lin Jiangye returns to the real world with a hundred billion in compensation. Just as he’s getting ready to spend his days lounging around with all that money, he’s woken up by a string of shrill meows on the night he moves into his villa. [Help! Is there a cat around? Help, my human is going to die!] Wait, how come his special ability came with him too? Is this the aftereffect of transmigration the System mentioned? He climbs over the neighbor’s wall and follows the meowing, only to find a man lying in a pool of blood, barely alive. And a tabby cat beside him, yelling at the top of its lungs. Lin Jiangye is taken to the police station as the prime suspect. The broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, long-legged head of the criminal investigation team questions him: “How did you know the person next door had been attacked?” Lin Jiangye falls silent. He can’t very well say he understood the tabby cat’s cries for help, can he? He thinks this is a one-off, but… A crow comes over to complain that someone has put a human finger in its nest. A retired police dog comes over to tell him it’s found a human trafficking den. A fawn comes over to tell him there are lots of human corpses in the forest. Wait, how did you get here from hundreds of kilometers away? The criminal investigation team at the Yue City Police Department has been as busy as a spinning top lately, with one major case after another. But they’ve also earned a second-class merit award, a bonus, and promotions! And they have one person to thank for all of it! Lin Jiangye is recruited by the police. He directs all kinds of little animals to gather clues, and the department solves cases faster and faster. He becomes famous, and everyone knows he has a special knack for solving cases. With him around, no case goes unsolved! The neighboring city police department sends an invitation, then the Capital Public Security Bureau, and even Interpol sends one. Wait, why is the Forestry Bureau getting involved too? Watching everyone eye his man hungrily, criminal investigation team captain Shang Fuyan can’t sit still. At dusk, wearing nothing but a bath towel, he knocks on the guest bedroom door. “I have something to discuss with you all night.” When Lin Jiangye opens the door and gets a full view of his pecs and abs, he lets the man in, feeling rather dazed. Theme: Striving for your dreams