Three years after transmigrating into a modern urban cultivation novel aimed at male readers, Yan Yu gets pregnant.
But Yan Yu isn't just a man.
He's also a background character who works himself to exhaustion and hasn't had sex in ages.
Transmigration System: Since your ex-boyfriend is the strongest character in the whole book, you've conceived.
Yan Yu: ?
...Do you even hear yourself?
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Chen Kan discovers that his aloof, unattainable ex-boyfriend...
Yan Yu, who has always been cool and distant,
proud and self-possessed,
and who would keep his back straight and his face impassive even when his sore bottom made it hard to walk...
has recently become as clingy as a kitten.
1. At first, Yan Yu inexplicably thinks he's much younger than Chen Kan. He believes that he was very young when the scumbag Chen Kan got his hands on him, did all sorts of things to him however he pleased, played him for ten years, and cheated him out of his money and his chastity. Now Chen Kan has stopped doing his husbandly duties, which clearly means he's cheating...
Chen Kan: ...Yan Yu...we haven't been together for ten years.
Did you mistake me for someone else?
2. After having a baby, Yan Yu thinks he's a princess and realizes he's carrying six pups. He stays perfectly calm and fights for their rights.
He has become the perfect mommy type: cool on the surface, but warm and gentle underneath...
Chen Kan: ...We only had one kitten. We found the other six.
...And they don't need to be nursed.
3. Yan Yu thinks he's an Omega who needs to be fed nutrients. With a cold expression, he can take on anyone, but he seems to know exactly how to be used. Every day, he comes to Chen Kan of his own accord, opens himself up, and carries out his duties as a wife with a cold face...
Chen Kan: ...Xiao Yu, you don't have to do that. Let me take care of you.
(He threads his fingers through his wife's and kisses his lips tenderly.)
(Actually, he's completely smitten with his wife.)
4. ...
Reading Guide
Cool, aloof, highly intelligent beauty on the receiving end, gentle by nature x arrogant, younger top who is the strongest in the whole book, with a wolfish-dog personality
1. A silly, funny romance-focused story, not a cultivation novel. It only borrows cultivation tropes.
2. Both are intensely in love with each other. (The receiver's feelings aren't obvious at first, but he's every bit as devoted as the top.)
3. I'm a devoted shipper who loves both the top and the receiver equally. I'll defend them both if anyone picks on either one.
Now available for pre-order: "After Being Abandoned by a Top-Tier Star, the Secret Husband Enters the Entertainment Industry". A calm, levelheaded, straight male tax officer on the receiving end x a hot-tempered Corgi-like celebrity actor on top
System: "You're limp, withered, and utterly unappealing. You've been begging for love for seven years, but your husband has never touched you."
Pei Du: "Oh."
System: "You're secretly married to a top-tier star. Even after being abandoned, you still yearn for your husband's love..."
Pei Du: "Oh."
System: "You look forward to every interaction with your husband. For example, he's messaging you right now, so you should at least reply immediately."
Pei Du: "Oh."
System: "Wait... Why did you reply, 'What's that dog barking about?' Your husband is going to be furious!!!"
Pei Du: "I'm just being kind. The dog next door is about to give birth. If he gets moving and dies now, he might still make it in time to reincarnate."
System: "If you defy the original character's wishes, everyone will hate you. Your husband's fans are already asking how much you charge for a night!"
Pei Du (expressionless, pulling out a huge iron hammer): "Five thousand to mourn, eight thousand to keep vigil, ten thousand to smash the bones. Who's got a dead body at home? I'm free tonight."
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Office drone Pei Du wakes up one day to find that he's no longer a tax officer who specializes in investigating the entertainment industry. Instead, he's the secret husband of a top-tier star.
His husband is a self-made hero who rose to become a top-tier male celebrity with Pei Du's support.
But even after groveling, begging, forcing him into marriage, and losing all dignity, Pei Du still can't win his husband's heart. Worse, the man pushes him into the eye of a public storm, leaving him facing a death sentence.
Pei Du: ?
Well, then. I'll go back to my old job: auditing his taxes.
The basic plan is to tear apart this apparently inescapable death trap and fight his way to survival through the public's abuse.
The System admits defeat:
[All right. Given your extraordinary courage, remarkable boldness, and outstanding intelligence, you're clearly nothing like the original character you transmigrated into.]
[The Transmigration Bureau will give you an SSS-rank System. You can fall in love with another man and escape your original fate!]
Pei Du's expression finally cracks a little.
"But I'm straight."
System: [Right. Your original character was a devoted, wife-loving receiver. The most the System can do is make you a cold-faced but cute receiver. It can't make you straight.]
Fine, then.
If you don't like the script, tear it up.
If you have to go on a dating show, turn it into a complete madhouse.
If you have to date a man, pick a cold, stern, passionless one who has no interest in romance.
Pei Du doesn't think it'll be hard.
After all, he's invincible and never loses.
What Pei Du doesn't expect is this:
A month later,
the passionless top he picked after careful consideration leaves him too exhausted to speak.
And that man still can't get enough of him, his low voice carrying a chilling menace:
"Why did you talk to your husband today?"
"...What's wrong with talking to him? ...Mm."
"Don't. Talk. To him."
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[Entertainment industry / dating show / System / satisfying power fantasy / new love interest]
[Hot-tempered, Corgi-like top with the status of the official partner but the behavior of a mistress x a cool-faced, cute, take-no-nonsense receiver]
1. This is entirely fictional. Please don't compare it to real people!
2. At first, they're an adversarial couple. Later, they dote on each other. If you like it, check out the main story next door.
Theme: One of the most important foundations of mental health is whether you accept yourself.
(OOC apologizes, the writing apologizes, happy 520,521!) "Thousands of us will eventually fall in love" ——Thousands of small worlds, we will all meet Thousands of small worlds, I will love you Yan Yu went through the book, and it also came with a system; the system said that after completing the strategy mission, you can get rewards and return to the real world; the first thing Yan Yu did after hearing this was that the credit points gave the system a physical form - and then he beat him up. The system complained endlessly, and Yan Yu told him, "You are abducting and imprisoning. Who else will I hit if I don't beat you?" Xiaotuanzi, who had the entity, cried sadly, "But your life is in danger. If I didn't bind you, you wouldn't be able to breathe. The original owner of this body also died. The Lord God said that you and I are equal transactions. If you want to survive, you have to work." Xiaotuanzi had only been at work for a few days when he was beaten by his host, who was such a good-looking human being. It said that it no longer likes humans, "If you don't want to, we can discuss it, why do you hit people without saying a word?" Xiaotuanzi covered his butt and hummed in grievance. Hearing this, Yan Yu felt a little embarrassed, so she could only rub the other person's head, "Okay, let me become a good partner with you and complete your KPI, okay?" After all, the system was not familiar with the world, and it didn't really understand emotions. He coughed lightly and was relieved, "My name is Xiaoyu, I'm glad to meet your partner!" So Yan Yu settled here. My original identity and situation were pretty good. This was a world of immortal cultivation. I was one of the geniuses in this world, so I was brought into a good sect with a reasonably responsible master. Yan Yu discovered that he actually had the same name and surname as his original body, and even had the same appearance. No wonder he was bound to him. He spent some time traveling and practicing, in the name of finding a holy place for dating and improving his strength so that he could stand on the same heights as the Chosen One. In fact, only he knows his true inner thoughts - although the reality is not much different from now, both of them have no relatives, but through hard work, they have stood on a high place, they have caring bosses and elders, and friends and peers with whom they can talk, but there is always a different variable - Xiaoyu. Being with her all the time, making noise and fighting, really makes people reluctant to live their current life. Xiaoyu is simply too simple and can be dismissed every time he coaxes a child. Yan Yu thought, wait a little longer, and then he will fulfill his promise. Xiaoyu didn't know if he was just starting out or what, but he didn't break the status quo. It wasn't until Yan Yu felt sorry for himself that the emotional line of the chosen one finally ushered in spring. In the new trial arena, the Chosen One is bound to be there, otherwise how can we achieve the top? The man was dressed in black and had a sharp sword, picking off opponents one after another. Yan Yu had both talent and hard work, and was directly promoted. He sat in the stands and looked at the person who would interact with him, familiar yet unfamiliar. I saw him still standing on the ring after one round, pointing his sword at these talented candidates, saying uninhibitedly and high-spirited: "Listen up! This year's number one will be Fu! Guan! Chess!" Yan Yu wondered in a strange way: Is the opponent supposed to have this kind of temperament? It doesn't seem to be the case, but it is reasonable. Regarding this unfounded idea, Yan Yu just laughed and threw it away. Unsurprisingly, Fu Guanqi is the number one genius among the contemporary generation; and the one who can rival him is a rarely heard name - Yan Yu. After the competition, there was no trash talk, and there was no scene of surrendering. Surprisingly, Fu Guanqi directly invited Yan Yu to join him in front of everyone, and the man actually agreed easily. It's unexpected, but it provides fresh material for the storybook. Since then, the two have seemed inseparable. Yan Yu's strategy was extremely smooth, and Fu Guanqi was rarely a proactive person. I have been obsessed with him since they met. They swam through snow-capped mountains and seas of flowers; they also visited secret realms and places of trial. They cuddled up against the fire to keep warm and became each other's backs. They compete with each other and enjoy festivals. Life is ordinary, except for slaying demons and evil spirits and seeing all the mountains and rivers. But life takes a long time in the ordinary to know whether you are really happy and whether you are really a good match. Fu Guanqi is attentive, Yan Yu is rational, life is smooth, and the three views are compatible. Not to mention Fu Guanqi's increasing favorability, Yan Yu himself is a little nervous. There was no passionate confession, no sudden openness, it was just that the two of them felt it was suitable and things came naturally. We get to know each other after we meet, get to know each other and then get to know each other, get to know each other and finally fall in love. Yan Yu sometimes marvels, this is not destined by fate. It wasn't until he looked at the stars on the snowy peak that he realized that this was truly fate. Xuefeng is the closest to the sky, and every star is so clear. It is said that this is the favorite location of the Star Gazing Pavilion. It was Fu Guanqi who said it, and he clearly wanted to be romantic, but the result was that the two of them leaned together to look at the stars, and no one said anything. Coincidentally, today is also the day when the task is settled, and it will definitely be a sure success. Xiaoyu asked Yan Yu, "Do you want to stay?" Yan Yu looked at Fu Guanqi's hand that seemed to have accidentally hooked his little finger and hesitated. "Has the consciousness of the original owner dissipated?" "Does he want to come back? Will he mind?" "Oh! My partner is so kind-hearted and beautiful!" Ever since he partnered with Xiaoyu, that guy's rainbow farts haven't stopped. "Logically speaking, he is sleeping in your body. Do you need me to connect him?" Yan Yu agreed. The two Yan Yu had a brief chat. It can be said that he is indeed a Taoist and the original owner is very open-minded. He said: "I was destined to die. It was my own cause and effect, and I was not greedy for the world." After all, there were no important interpersonal relationships and unforgettable feelings. He said: "It's the opportunity you bought. I'm just freeloading. Your wishes should come first." Yan Yu thought for a while and asked him if he wanted to live in this world. After all, his relationship was mediocre. If he changed his mind, he would just change his personality and no one would notice. After reaching a consensus, Xiaoyu happily said to him: "Good Xiaoyu! I'm going to tell you the good news! In addition to the rest time, I will also come back to this world to see you when I have time in the future!" Then he shouted something like "Aqi", maybe they are friends, and left temporarily. Not long after Yan Yu came back to his senses, and was thinking about whether to open up and talk about himself, Fu Guanqi waved his hand, and the stars flowed around, forming a flat surface like a water mirror. There are thousands of small worlds inside. "Actually, I know everything." Finally, Tonight spoke the first sentence. Fu Guanqi said that he learned a lot through the mirror, such as that they fell in love in every time and space, so he has been observing Yan Yu who came here, and he was curious about their experiences and results. But he made a mistake. The year before, Yan Yu did nothing, did not contact or even inquire. So he could only pay attention to Yan Yu silently. "I see you are high-spirited, I see you punishing evil and promoting good, I see you childishly teasing children. I don't believe in fate, but unknowingly, I want to get in touch with you." "So I went to the group competition and gave up the opportunity to directly advance. I want you to pay attention to me and see me." Fu Guanqi said very softly, and the two people's worries were simply pushed away. So what if they were worried? Love and companionship are genuine. "Fortunate to meet each other and continue to fall in love." The two of them spoke in unison, their eyes falling on Yan Yu's current life. In the small world, the original owner, who had just accepted that he had to work hard in this world, woke up. The nurse called the doctor: The person introduced himself with a medical record board. "Chen Kan, your attending physician, please report any discomfort immediately..." It turns out, Thousands of small worlds, we will all meet It turns out, Thousands of small worlds, I will love you (Because of cooing and procrastination, I couldn't catch up with the zero o'clock of 520 and 521... The young couple is so happy! Before reading the text, I always felt that the young lovers were destined to fall in love thousands of times! So I made "dumplings" for the "jealousy" of the last two sentences, but I felt that they were not yet wrapped... The xql of three time and space is in line with the last words, and it was still a pleasure to write ~ By the way, long time no see in the comment section 🐰 [])
Although, isn't it sterilized? 🐶 (hint) (Dahuang girl wants to see it)
I, Hu Hansan, am back again... I really can't do it anymore... Let me try my fan review again 🤗 (OOC apologizes, the writing apologizes, happy 520,521!) "Thousands of us will eventually fall in love" ——Thousands of small worlds, we will all meet Thousands of small worlds, I will love you Yan Yu went through the book, and it also came with a system; the system said that after completing the strategy mission, you can get rewards and return to the real world; the first thing Yan Yu did after hearing this was that the credit points gave the system a physical form - and then he beat him up. The system complained endlessly, and Yan Yu told him, "You are abducting and imprisoning. Who else will I hit if I don't beat you?" Xiaotuanzi, who had the entity, cried sadly, "But your life is in danger. If I didn't bind you, you wouldn't be able to breathe. The original owner of this body also died. The Lord God said that you and I are equal transactions. If you want to survive, you have to work." Xiaotuanzi had only been at work for a few days when he was beaten by his host, who was such a good-looking human being. It said that it no longer likes humans, "If you don't want to, we can discuss it, why do you hit people without saying a word?" Xiaotuanzi covered his butt and hummed in grievance. Hearing this, Yan Yu felt a little embarrassed, so she could only rub the other person's head, "Okay, let me become a good partner with you and complete your KPI, okay?" After all, the system was not familiar with the world, and it didn't really understand emotions. He coughed lightly and was relieved, "My name is Xiaoyu, I'm glad to meet your partner!" So Yan Yu settled here. My original identity and situation were pretty good. This was a world of immortal cultivation. I was one of the geniuses in this world, so I was brought into a good sect with a reasonably responsible master. Yan Yu discovered that he actually had the same name and surname as his original body, and even had the same appearance. No wonder he was bound to him. He spent some time traveling and practicing, in the name of finding a holy place for dating and improving his strength so that he could stand on the same heights as the Chosen One. In fact, only he knows his true inner thoughts - although the reality is not much different from now, both of them have no relatives, but through hard work, they have stood on a high place, they have caring bosses and elders, and friends and peers with whom they can talk, but there is always a different variable - Xiaoyu. Being with her all the time, making noise and fighting, really makes people reluctant to live their current life. Xiaoyu is simply too simple and can be dismissed every time he coaxes a child. Yan Yu thought, wait a little longer, and then he will fulfill his promise. Xiaoyu didn't know if he was just starting out or what, but he didn't break the status quo. It wasn't until Yan Yu felt sorry for himself that the emotional line of the chosen one finally ushered in spring. In the new trial arena, the Chosen One is bound to be there, otherwise how can we achieve the top? The man was dressed in black and had a sharp sword, picking off opponents one after another. Yan Yu had both talent and hard work, and was directly promoted. He sat in the stands and looked at the person who would interact with him, familiar yet unfamiliar. I saw him still standing on the ring after one round, pointing his sword at these talented candidates, saying uninhibitedly and high-spirited: "Listen up! This year's number one will be Fu! Guan! Chess!" Yan Yu wondered in a strange way: Is the opponent supposed to have this kind of temperament? It doesn't seem to be the case, but it is reasonable. Regarding this unfounded idea, Yan Yu just laughed and threw it away. Unsurprisingly, Fu Guanqi is the number one genius among the contemporary generation; and the one who can rival him is a rarely heard name - Yan Yu. After the competition, there was no trash talk, and there was no scene of surrendering. Surprisingly, Fu Guanqi directly invited Yan Yu to join him in front of everyone, and the man actually agreed easily. It's unexpected, but it provides fresh material for the storybook. Since then, the two have seemed inseparable. Yan Yu's strategy was extremely smooth, and Fu Guanqi was rarely a proactive person. I have been obsessed with him since they met. They swam through snow-capped mountains and seas of flowers; they also visited secret realms and places of trial. They cuddled up against the fire to keep warm and became each other's backs. They compete with each other and enjoy festivals. Life is ordinary, except for slaying demons and evil spirits and seeing all the mountains and rivers. But life takes a long time in the ordinary to know whether you are really happy and whether you are really a good match. Fu Guanqi is attentive, Yan Yu is rational, life is smooth, and the three views are compatible. Not to mention Fu Guanqi's increasing favorability, Yan Yu himself is a little nervous. There was no passionate confession, no sudden openness, it was just that the two of them felt it was suitable and things came naturally. We get to know each other after we meet, get to know each other and then get to know each other, get to know each other and finally fall in love. Yan Yu sometimes marvels, this is not destined by fate. It wasn't until he looked at the stars on the snowy peak that he realized that this was truly fate. Xuefeng is the closest to the sky, and every star is so clear. It is said that this is the favorite location of the Star Gazing Pavilion. It was Fu Guanqi who said it, and he clearly wanted to be romantic, but the result was that the two of them leaned together to look at the stars, and no one said anything. Coincidentally, today is also the day when the task is settled, and it will definitely be a sure success. Xiaoyu asked Yan Yu, "Do you want to stay?" Yan Yu looked at Fu Guanqi's hand that seemed to have accidentally hooked his little finger and hesitated. "Has the consciousness of the original owner dissipated?" "Does he want to come back? Will he mind?" "Oh! My partner is so kind-hearted and beautiful!" Ever since he partnered with Xiaoyu, that guy's rainbow farts haven't stopped. "Logically speaking, he is sleeping in your body. Do you need me to connect him?" Yan Yu agreed. The two Yan Yu had a brief chat. It can be said that he is indeed a Taoist and the original owner is very open-minded. He said: "I was destined to die. It was my own cause and effect, and I was not greedy for the world." After all, there were no important interpersonal relationships and unforgettable feelings. He said: "It's the opportunity you bought. I'm just freeloading. Your wishes should come first." Yan Yu thought for a while and asked him if he wanted to live in this world. After all, his relationship was mediocre. If he changed his mind, he would just change his personality and no one would notice. After reaching a consensus, Xiaoyu happily said to him: "Good Xiaoyu! I'm going to tell you the good news! In addition to the rest time, I will also come back to this world to see you when I have time in the future!" Then he shouted something like "Aqi", maybe they are friends, and left temporarily. Not long after Yan Yu came back to his senses, and was thinking about whether to open up and talk about himself, Fu Guanqi waved his hand, and the stars flowed around, forming a flat surface like a water mirror. There are thousands of small worlds inside. "Actually, I know everything." Finally, Tonight spoke the first sentence. Fu Guanqi said that he learned a lot through the mirror, such as that they fell in love in every time and space, so he has been observing Yan Yu who came here, and he was curious about their experiences and results. But he made a mistake. The year before, Yan Yu did nothing, did not contact or even inquire. So he could only pay attention to Yan Yu silently. "I see you are high-spirited, I see you punishing evil and promoting good, I see you childishly teasing children. I don't believe in fate, but unknowingly, I want to get in touch with you." "So I went to the group competition and gave up the opportunity to directly advance. I want you to pay attention to me and see me." Fu Guanqi said very softly, and the two people's worries were simply pushed away. So what if they were worried? Love and companionship are genuine. "Fortunate to meet each other and continue to fall in love." The two of them spoke in unison, their eyes falling on Yan Yu's current life. In the small world, the original owner, who had just accepted that he had to work hard in this world, woke up. The nurse called the doctor: The person introduced himself with a medical record board. "Chen Kan, your attending physician, please report any discomfort immediately..." It turns out, Thousands of small worlds, we will all meet It turns out, Thousands of small worlds, I will love you (Because of cooing and procrastination, I couldn't catch up with the zero o'clock of 520 and 521... The young couple is so happy! Before reading the text, I always felt that the young lovers were destined to fall in love thousands of times! So I made "dumplings" for the "jealousy" of the last two sentences, but I felt that they were not yet wrapped... The xql of three time and space is in line with the last words, and it was a pleasure to write~ By the way, it's been a long time since I saw you in the comment section)
Officially finished!! [Spread flowers] (I just said that Green Tea Mi's eyes were unclear when she looked at Rong Rong 🐶)
It felt like I was reading a novel in Haitang, not like I was in Jinjiang
The new little expressions are so cute, and they fit the mood of a small theater very well! I have decided that I will come back during the Chinese New Year to take a closer look and think more about it, as a candy reward 🥺
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Sugar]kswl
Chami's seniority has also been promoted [Caigou]
If I had known it was so sweet, I would have saved it for dinner that night 🙏 [hug my thighs]
🥺 I should save it and eat it as candy during the Chinese New Year 🥺