Shandong Red Sprout Eldest Son Bottom X Chaoshan Tycoon Family's Only Heir Top

[Purely unhinged, satirical comedy]

[The cool, stoic eldest son, a zero from a family of generations of Shandong officials x the gloomy number one from a Chaoshan family of nine generations of only sons, with four older sisters]

Ying Tian moved to Shandong with his business-minded parents. He grew taller than even the locals, reaching 2.07 meters.

He hated how his parents mistreated his older sisters, so he'd been rebellious since childhood and developed a gloomy disposition. Naturally, he was also prejudiced against Shandong natives, who were just as famous nationwide for their feudal traditions.

When the teacher went looking for someone to help him study, Ying Tian slouched in his chair, lifted his chin, and started picking his man. "Teacher, I want that rich young master whose family has been officials for generations to tutor me. There are some things I want to discuss with him."

And so...

The class monitor, whose birth chart was also a "Proper Officer" type, moved his desk over and sat beside Ying Tian.

The class monitor wasn't a zero.

He was cool, upright, and an excellent student. Whatever he did, he always came out on top, and he had a particularly good temper. No matter how Ying Tian provoked or mocked him, he never got angry. Ying Tian especially loved messing with him. Going to class felt like signing up for a "just-for-fun tour."

Just for fun.

Just for fun with Yu Fengshi.

And so,

A note reading "I'm a zero" got stuck to Yu Fengshi's back;

Yu Fengshi's pockets filled up with kiss coupons (Ying Tian's homemade version), redeemable for kisses;

A gigantic 207-centimeter pet, slightly defective, intelligent, and handsome but not very bright, appeared hanging off Yu Fengshi's arm.

Yu Fengshi was cool, restrained, and impeccably proper.

He always wore a white shirt, like a silent magnolia tree, pure and elegant, gentle and courteous, always proper and never out of line. He'd been expected to set an example for his younger siblings since childhood. He spoke with precision and never put a foot wrong.

It seemed he could solve any problem he faced.

He was even-tempered, and no matter how much Ying Tian harassed him, he never seemed angry.

He simply sat there, cool and aloof, his brows knitted with a gloomy frown, distant and detached. His fiercest retort was only:

"...Are you poisonous?"

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At last, when Ying Tian pinned Yu Fengshi inside a bathroom stall and kissed him,

Yu Fengshi finally got angry. He said that in Shandong, they only ever topped.

The physics teacher pounded angrily on the door from outside. "What kind of work are you two doing? Didn't you hear the bell? Class has started!"

And the door really did burst open under his pounding!

Staring at Yu Fengshi, held firmly in place, the teacher saw his top student, usually so refined and beautiful, now flushed faintly, his lips swollen from kissing. The physics teacher nearly passed out from rage.

Half an hour later, Yu Fengshi's parents arrived at the teachers' office in a Red Flag car, while Ying Tian's parents arrived with talisman water and pomelo leaves...

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[Cool, gentle, eldest-brother-type wife bottom x gloomy, unhinged husky-type loyal-dog top]

1) The high school arc is a hilarious comedy, going from mutual dislike to romantic tension.

2) After they enter university, there'll be campus life, with the clingy Chaoshan puppy top humping his gentle big brother every day... Their relationship will go from physical to making a decision that goes against their ancestors.

3) Ying Tian will also start a business at university, while Yu Fengshi takes the civil service exam.

4) A satirical story about reality will definitely be funny. I promise it won't be depressing. The blurb will be expanded later. If you're interested, add it to your favorites first.

5) Blurb screen-recorded and archived on xhs on January 30, 2026.

Core theme: Who's more feudal than whom?