Batman and Bruce Wayne Are Made for Each Other. How Dare You, Red Hood, a Mere Antihero, Stir Up Trouble?

Pairing: Red Hood/Batman, Jaybru.

P.S.:

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A chaotic, very out-of-character stream-of-consciousness ramble that doesn't resemble a forum thread at all. The typos are there to get past censorship. There are lots of mentions of other pairings and crossover ships, so be warned. Red Hood is the winner, so this is ultimately Red Hood/Batman.

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Everything before Floor 37 is off-topic. Floor 37 is where the real topic starts. I got tired and couldn't finish the ending, so expect it to be rushed. Lots of people freaking out about Batman and Bruce Wayne, and Gotham residents putting him on a pedestal with rose-tinted glasses. Just imagine we've transmigrated into them, I guess. Anything you don't understand is my own headcanon.

Theme: Don't spread rumors, and don't believe them.