What's Wrong with Us Villains in Gotham?

Gotham Career Simulator is a casual urban-life career simulation game created by "The Damn DC, Give Me Back the Spleen I Was Born With" and published by "The Damn DC, Give Me Back the Spleen I Was Born With." It was released on x/x/xxxx. The game is set in a prosperous, ordinary city filled with all kinds of interesting characters. Here, you can try any career you can imagine and plan out a colorful life. The vast city of Gotham seems full of opportunities. Work hard and you can rise above the rest. Or choose a peaceful, comfortable life, build bonds with the NPCs, and even find love with one of them... What are you waiting for? We have the most advanced AI system and the freest gaming experience. If you want it enough, the gates of Gotham will always be open to you.

Please read before starting:

(1) This is a chaotic, very OOC forum story that turns the fourth-wall-breaking player perspective on its head!! Purely player discussions, with plenty of tasteless player nonsense, absurd shipping, and other ridiculous comments. Be warned!! No refunds if it bothers you!!!

(2) The villain plotlines include subjective and wildly inaccurate interpretations. The first little section mentions a Lex Luthor player from next door in Metropolis having fun. Any villain plot that doesn't match the original can be treated as a personal interpretation, since it's impossible to follow the original plot exactly when the fourth wall has been broken.

(3) Batman-centric, but told entirely from the players' perspective. At its heart, this is a Batman shipping story. Batman himself has no pairing. The forum is mostly players shipping whoever they feel like, though it's all fake anyway. Sometimes a scene that seems pretty gay might just be something the official writers came up with themselves (...).

(Short story, ending soon)

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