The Airheaded Succubus Played the Capital's Buddhist Gentleman

1

It wasn't until Wen Cheng arrived in the mortal realm that he learned people here didn't believe in Jehovah. They believed in Buddha.

So he went looking for Xu Tingzhou, since many people said he was the Buddhist prince of the capital's elite circle.

That sounded delicious.

2

Xu Tingzhou was cold, aloof, and looked down on worldly things. A string of blood-red prayer beads circled his wrist. He recited Buddhist scriptures every day, lived a life of abstinence, and was known as the Buddhist prince of the capital's elite circle.

But it was all an act. He had a problem: Little Xu just wasn't doing well.

One day, Xu Tingzhou fell in love at first sight with a young clerk at a Snow King milk tea shop.

The other man was perfect.

Beautiful (objectively)

Unique (stingy)

Simple tastes (simply greedy for money)

And he could cure his problem! (Little Xu would perk right up every time they met.)

Even though they came from completely different worlds, Xu Tingzhou didn't care at all. If he loved Wen Cheng, then he loved him. Wen Cheng was illiterate? He could make voice calls every day. Wen Cheng loved money? He had plenty. Wen Cheng was stingy? He'd spoil him. They were true love, no question.

But Wen Cheng was strange. He claimed his parents were scientists in Antarctica, his family had royal blood, and he was destined to inherit the throne.

Xu Tingzhou talked himself into it: He must be feeling insecure. I have to take good care of him.

Later, Wen Cheng got even stranger. He wanted to have a baby.

Xu Tingzhou talked himself into it again: He must love me so much.

3

One day, Wen Cheng ran away, leaving behind half a diary that hadn't burned completely.

Only after reading the diary did Xu Tingzhou realize that he considered Wen Cheng his true love, while Wen Cheng considered him a dish on the table.

The diary called him: "A little snack for the Dark Night Phantom Yin Dragon Jue."

[The little snack said that eating one wan of food still won't take down the world, so how could it destroy it? This Demon King thinks he's right. Tomorrow I'll eat half a wan more.]

[The little snack actually dared call this Demon King illiterate. Right back at you!]

[The little snack won't let this Demon King go around the house bare-chested. I'm not changing, so there! That'll teach him.]

[The little snack sucked me dry. Sob, I'm a disgrace to the Demon Realm. Tomorrow I'll suck him dry in return!]

[It's been so long, and I still haven't gotten an egg in me. That useless little snack, I'm going to find another dish.]

A pretty, ditzy incubus × a lovesick top with a fickle heart who can't get it up and can only pretend to be a Buddhist.

Theme: Cuties will find happiness