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Fang Kedi's online secret identity went viral.
In a certain game, an American player mocked him in the world chat: "Your mother doesn't love you."
Without a hint of panic, he casually took the guy out and fired back to his face: "U no ma."
Netizen 1's hot take: Hahaha, his English is terrible, but that insult hit hard.
Netizen 2's hot take: Good grief, this streamer is blind to English. Didn't you notice the letters above the other guy's head are different?
Whatever.
The guy wasn't going to cross the ocean to beat him up.
Fang Kedi never imagined that the very next day his uncle's family would pack him off to America.
His roommate was a hulking two-meter-tall guy who could lift the 179-centimeter gaming nerd, Kedi Fang, with one hand.
The hulking guy had been in a bad mood lately and had smashed three punching bags. Three!
Having heard that scary things often happened in America, Fang Kedi nervously and cautiously asked him what was wrong.
The hulking guy: I got so mad after a terrible player called "King Didi" trashed me in a game.
Fang Kedi: …
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Landon, Chinese-American, star quarterback on the school's football team.
He got called "U no ma" while playing a game.
He was furious.
He got into the game's private network and found out that the person who had insulted him was a gaming streamer whose current IP address was in America. He immediately asked a friend to track him down and arrange an in-person fight.
Yeah, he definitely had to bring his cute Asian roommate.
Because a man is most likely to win his lover's heart when he's victorious.
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When they first met, Fang Kedi couldn't speak English, so he introduced himself in Chinese: "Fang Kedi."
Landon: "Kitty?"
Fang Kedi: deadpan.jpg
Landon: "Kitty, kitty, kitty..."
Landon, who kept calling him "Kitty" on a whim and never realized Fang Kedi was King Didi:
My roommate is a beautiful, elegant boy, as precious as a cat.
He doesn't talk much.
He never leaves the house and doesn't like parties.
He loves snacks, but says "too sweet" about everything he eats.
He only drinks hot water.
He always scowls at the food delivery app: "The delivery takes too long," "The delivery fee is too expensive," "This tastes awful," "I can't stay in this dump."
Most of the time, he doesn't listen to me. But when I'm about to find "King Didi"... he suddenly becomes obedient and clingy, sitting on the sofa with his hands on his knees so I can cuddle and kiss him.
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Before his identity is exposed, Fang Kedi: Sob, please don't expose me. I'll do anything.
Landon: Baby, you're such a clingy little sweetheart.
After his identity is exposed, Fang Kedi: Sob, please don't beat me to death. I'll do anything.
Landon's gaze darkens: Anything?
Content warnings:
1. Most likely a low-energy, housebound princess bottom x high-energy campus heartthrob.
2. There will be a cross-dressing catfishing plot and some very embarrassing play.
3. The title and blurb are provisional and might change later, but the concept will stay the same.
Theme: Always be civil online
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