Does Even a Straight Dragon-Blooded Protagonist Have to Get Pounded?

Flamboyant, high-profile, handsome straight bottom x gentle, crazy handsome top | Turns a straight man gay 1 I'm a mega-popular idol, the kind who goes on world tours. After I died, I chose to transmigrate into a noble academy novel as the protagonist. Protagonist = domineering hero (that's how I understand it). This time, I, a domineering hero who couldn't date in my previous life because of professional ethics, have only one goal: to land a rich woman. Don't ask why I use such a lowly word as "land." I'm a straight man with excellent character. I act cocky as hell around men and humble around women, which fits both my persona and my orientation. My methods for landing a rich woman include, but aren't limited to, marketing myself as the campus heartthrob, shading my abs for swimming class, editing group photos so only I look good, punching male classmates, then acting delicate in front of the girls. All the rich guys at school hate me, but who cares? A perfect man like me was born to be the enemy of his own sex. Besides, I'm a domineering hero. Rich guys? Heh. They'll all be my underlings in the future. 2 As the saying goes, a secondhand man isn't worth much. I'm a domineering hero with standards, so I'll save my "first love" for the super-rich woman I'll spend my life with. So I didn't cast my net wide, and I also followed the rules of domineering-hero fiction: find your wife among your underlings' women. For example, when Underling No. 1 broke up with his girlfriend, I thoughtfully brought her a cup of hot tea, chatted with her, and got her contact details. The next morning, I posted a half-naked, melancholic photo on my social feed with the caption: I naively thought I'd get a "good morning" from you. [Underling transfers you 100,000 yuan.] [Underling No. 1: Good morning. Don't go looking for her.] Underling No. 1 still had feelings for his ex? Then I could only change targets. When Underling No. 2 was missing his senior, I patiently listened to him talk about their story. When she returned from overseas, I used the information I'd gathered to cater to her tastes, launching a charity book drive on the campus forum and winning her favor. [Underling No. 2 transfers you 200,000 yuan.] [Underling No. 2: Don't go with her.] Fine, time to change targets again. After all, before I became a domineering hero, I was a man. A man should be loyal once he's taken the money. But are these underlings asking too much of their big brother? Underling No. 3 is the one who makes me most comfortable. He's single. Though he likes hiding in the operating room to cut this and that, he's genuinely good to me. He helps shade my abs, edits my photos, and carries me past all the girls at school when I pretend to be weak. More importantly, Underling No. 3 is sincere. He hands over all his money, cards, and luxury goods, letting me live a wealthy, satisfying life. I thought things would stay this great forever. But one day, Underling No. 3 beat up Underlings No. 1 and 2, then calmly and ominously whispered to me, "You can only choose me. Get any closer to them, and I'll kill them all." Me: "???" They're underlings, not concubines. Why are they jealous of each other? System: Host, did you forget this novel comes from Green River Literature City? Me: So? System: Even a domineering hero gets bent over when he shows up. Holy crap. So I treat them as underlings, but they want to top me? I... I can only run for my life. I'm a domineering hero. I absolutely cannot get bent over. 3 On a cold, rainy night, I escaped cautiously. A disguise as a woman, a ticket under a fake identity, a distant city, a secluded home. I pushed open the door, soaked to the skin but in a great mood. I had! Preserved the dignity of a domineering hero. But lightning flashed, and wind and rain burst into the living room. The person on the sofa turned to face me and smiled gently. "The hot water's ready. Take a shower first, then we'll eat." Trembling with fear, I tried to turn and run. Underling No. 3 smiled and had his bodyguards carry me back. Damn, only then did it hit me: these underlings were genuine members of the elite. How could a grassroots underdog-turned-domineering-hero like me dare treat them as underlings? That night, I was punished so thoroughly I could barely get a complete sentence out. The elite, no longer pretending, gripped my ankle and spoke in a crazed voice. "Sorry. The way you ran from me kind of turned me on." Me: #...%,%...$...?~ Reading Guide 1. One-on-one pairing. 2. Very cheesy, with a process of turning a straight man gay. 3. The story underwent a major revision starting from Chapter 26. The plots involving the two "underlings" in the blurb are gone. The whole story is about the top and bottom falling in love, so please don't read it if that bothers you. Theme: I want a home