Cultivation Summer Camp

1.

Jiang Tian is a top student. While his other top-student friends are joining elite university summer camps, he also receives an invitation.

He only wants to enjoy a complete, happy childhood and doesn't plan on attending, but he's interested in talking through problems with other top students. So he scans the QR code on the invitation and joins the group chat, only to see

[My Sword Is My Wife]: Swords are controlled weapons, so I can't take mine on the high-speed rail. What do I do? My flying sword pilot's license hasn't come through yet!

[Glory of the Nation]: Quick question: do I bring my own corpse for corpse-driving, or does the summer camp provide one? They're not going to make us kill someone on the spot, are they? I'm not great at dissection yet. This is giving me a headache.

[Not an Earth Spirit Root]: Anyone in Yanjing? Could you come save me at Yun Mountain? I accidentally got stuck in the ground while earth-diving.

[My Dao Is Shu Mountain]: First time in the capital, and I'm a little excited. If I'm riding a giant panda, should I use the motor-vehicle lane or the non-motor-vehicle lane?

[Abroad Monk]: Help! Customs is insisting that I drink some corpse-dissolving water. What do I do? Urgent!

Jiang Tian: ...?

2.

At first, Jiang Tian thinks his fellow group members are all role-playing, but later he realizes they're completely convinced of who they are, and each has a self-consistent system and method of cultivation.

Without another word, Jiang Tian packs his bags. "I'm not going to an ordinary summer camp, but one this absurd? I have to go."

3.

Some time later

Jiang Tian: I let my guard down. I didn't expect cultivation to be real.

*Role-playing: language cosplay.

*This story is entirely fictional. Please don't compare it to real life.

Here's a recommendation for my friend's book, Bound to the Wrong System with the Villain. It's an ancient cultivation story. In a nutshell: What happens when a modern top student transmigrated into a book and a villain reborn in a cultivation world get the wrong Systems?

If you're interested, please give it a look!

(Secretly, we worked on the idea together. The genre and writing style are different, but I still want to help it see the light of day.)

ID: 9778349, Bound to the Wrong System with the Villain, by Tian Miao

Synopsis:

Not long after finishing her college entrance exams, Song Sifan dies in an unfortunate accident.

The good news: she's alive again, and not only has she transmigrated into a cultivation novel, she's also gotten a System.

The bad news: there's something wrong with the System. It immediately orders her to swing her sword three thousand times a day and build up her strength for a fight.

Song Sifan: ...

Is it really okay to send a high school graduate who's never even killed a chicken into a life of fighting and killing?

Xu Suyi only learns before his death that he's the villain in a cultivation novel, a stepping stone for the overpowered male protagonist.

The good news: he's reborn and has gotten a System.

The bad news: there's something wrong with the System. It's filled with the book The Five-Year Exam, Three-Year Simulation by Wang Houxiong.

Xu Suyi: ...

How is an illiterate person from the cultivation world, who never attended even one day of compulsory education, supposed to take the college entrance exam?

Until the two meet

Song Sifan and Xu Suyi: We're saved!

Theme: Life is full of surprises