I'm a Chauffeur for Four Overbearing CEOs, and Now I'm in a Love Triangle

[My next pre-release: Can’t Sleep. Synopsis below.] (I may revise the text, so it may differ from pirated copies. I’m only responsible to readers of the official version.) [Bottom’s perspective] A CEO’s driver, as the name suggests, is the sort of character who has to discreetly raise the privacy screen whenever the two leads kiss. You Jingwu is a CEO’s driver, and he works for four people at once. You Jingwu: Okay, great. On duty 24 hours a day, low pay, and a laundry list of demands. You Jingwu again: Which of these fussy CEOs is actually taking care of them? Oh, right. It’s me. You Jingwu yet again: I’ll put up with it. I’ll endure anything to retire. But then, one day: It would be one thing if these leads didn’t love each other and live happily ever after, but they actually started beating each other up? You Jingwu: Cut it out. You Jingwu: Can you please stick to the plot? The only response was increasingly strange looks from all eight of them. [The Splinters’ perspective] From the moment they were born, a thread of fate tugged at them, leading them to meet some so-called “soulmate.” They didn’t understand why it had to be this way. They didn’t understand why they had to fall in love with a stranger. The so-called “lover” fate had picked out for them made them feel sick and disgusted. They only wanted to be near that beautiful but aloof young man. But that person didn’t care about them at all. He was so aloof he bordered on coldness, watching their struggles with indifference, unconcerned about their feelings, completely oblivious to their love. It was as though he had merely passed through their lives on a whim. They wondered: How can I make him see my love? No matter what it takes, As long as he sees me, that’s enough. But the so-called fate shackled their hearts, making it impossible for them to ever confess their love. They were madly in love, but couldn’t say it. What should they do? [Reader’s guide] 1. A cool, handsome working stiff who seems cold but is warm inside and loves to complain x a super-icy Splinter top with countless alternate accounts all over the world 2. All four pairs of leads consist of Splinters of the same top. The four couples have no romantic development in the main story aside from beating each other up. 3. The bottom is beautiful without knowing it, and the top spends all day working himself up. 4. There’s male competition and a love rivalry. Other melodramatic plot twists may also appear. The rivalry will be extremely dark; a battle for the top without either side trying to kill the other is pointless. 5. Not many of these Splinters are normal. They’re mostly lunatics, and some are seriously unhinged. 6. The bottom is beautiful, strong, and miserable. Beautiful, strong, and miserable. The author’s favorite type is beautiful, strong, and miserable. 7. The story and the romance get roughly equal attention. The early chapters focus more on relationship development, and the middle period expands the plot. Any questions you have early on will be answered later. 8. There are lots of grim descriptions of an overworked office drone’s life at first, just for the plot. Don’t worry, they’ll have cars, money, and houses later. Next pre-release [Can’t Sleep.] * Xiao Yulan can’t sleep because his secret has been discovered. Yuan Xun can’t sleep because he discovered Xiao Yulan’s secret. Xiao Yulan and Yuan Xun are childhood friends who grew up together. Their families are close and go camping every summer. Every year, their parents arrange for them to sleep in the same tent, supposedly to foster brotherly affection. So that summer, they lie back-to-back in the dark, each carrying a secret. Neither of them can sleep. Until one of them speaks up. Who will speak first, and what will he say? Top’s perspective: Yuan Xun has hated Xiao Yulan since they were kids. He hates how sunny and cheerful Xiao Yulan is, how everyone likes him, how cute and good at acting spoiled he is, and how everyone’s heart melts when they see him. He hates how Xiao Yulan is always clinging to him, calling him “big brother” and asking him to help with things. In short, he just hates him. Because Yuan Xun is a gloomy bastard himself, taciturn and clueless about social niceties. Even his parents call him a rotten piece of wood. Having a childhood friend like Xiao Yulan to compare himself with is more than enough to make him bitter. And as if that weren’t bad enough, he discovers Xiao Yulan’s secret: he sees Xiao Yulan kissing a guy with his own eyes! And the guy is one of his classmates! It’s a huge secret. He never imagined Xiao Yulan could be into men. That’s it, he can’t sleep. Bottom’s perspective: Xiao Yulan has been troubled lately. His childhood friend, Big Brother Yuan Xun, seems to have discovered his secret. Yuan Xun happened to pass by while he was kissing his boyfriend that day. What should he do? He’s always felt that his childhood friend didn’t like him very much. When they were kids, Yuan Xun always went and told on him whenever he did something naughty. What if Yuan Xun secretly tells his parents this time? Sigh, he can’t sleep. A sunny, beautiful little ray of sunshine bottom x a gloomy, creeping-around top who goes from hating (?) him to loving him [Reader’s guide] 1. The top’s hatred of the bottom is just a front; you know how it really is. 2. The bottom is not the top’s first time; he has an ex-boyfriend. 3. It may be a bittersweet (sweet?) story. 4. At its core, it’s a new-top story: a gloomy, creeping-around top gets rid of his childhood friend’s boyfriend and takes his place. Theme: A working stiff’s life matters too!