Yuheng transmigrated to the interstellar era, straight into a social care facility.
Scheduled ventilation, regular meals, a bed to sleep in, and nobody bothering him...
A homebody's paradise!
The only downside was how boring life without a phone could be.
When he spotted what looked like a brain-computer interface on his roommate's wrist, Yuheng couldn't resist!
"Hey, buddy, I mean, dear, no, buddy, could I borrow your brain-computer interface to play with? I promise I'll return it in perfect condition!"
He was a once world-famous author of angsty, toxic romance novels, and he was itching to start a new one!
The new world needed him to bring the heat of melodrama and let everyone experience the allure of toxic love. No one could resist his novels. No one!
His buddy handed over the brain-computer interface with a suspicious look.
Yuheng crossed his legs and set off on his new adventure.
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Lately, people across the stars had been seeing an unusually niche genre everywhere:
[After divorcing your ex-husband, you happily head to the matchmaking center, only to discover that you're a 100% match for six Alphas. A ruthless pirate captain kidnaps you, the undefeated marshal repeatedly bashes his head against a wall for you, and the Federation leader grabs your waist with red-rimmed eyes, demanding that you comfort him... Then you turn around and see your ex-husband.
Your ex-husband brandishes a knife and snarls:
"Did you break up with me because of them?"]
Readers who clicked in: What?!
[Do you absolutely have to go through this match? Even if it's ABO, how can there be six Alphas?!]
[Is your ex-husband part of your play?]
[I don't get it, but I'm deeply shaken!]
Just as they were about to tear it apart, the plot took a sudden turn:
[What do you mean my body belongs to you, but my heart belongs to your future self?]
[Your ex-husband died on the battlefield? Huh? Are you divorcing a ghost? Is there a marriage registry in the underworld?]
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[On your way home from work, you spot a beautiful, noble little crown prince in ancient clothing outside your door. You assume he's an extra from a film set and has nothing to do with you, but then the child bursts into tears, clings to your leg, and shouts, "Mother!"
You, a man dressed as a woman, turn around and see your boyfriend returning with groceries, staring at you in disbelief.
Boyfriend: So this is the real you, Zhenzhen!]
The interstellar public's first reaction:
[This is way too avant-garde. An ancient child travels to the modern era, but I'm a man dressed as a woman and my boyfriend... Hold on, let me sort this out.]
[I only have one thing to say: I've already built a whole luxury villa in my head!]
[Is the author doing okay?]
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[You've transmigrated into a book and become an old-school domineering CEO. Your beloved childhood sweetheart has gone abroad...
With nothing else to do, you take your sister's place at a blind date. At the banquet, you see your childhood sweetheart from years ago drinking boldly. When she faces you, she says something outrageous:
"Hi, sis-in-law. I'm your son from ten years in the future!"]
Yuheng soon got flamed across the interstellar web, but his novels became all the rage across the stars. He happily shook his head as he said,
"I told you, no one can resist! No one!"
Yuheng saw his roommate staring blankly at the brain-computer interface, which kept going "ding-dang." He confidently lit a cigarette.
"Don't worry, I'll buy you the latest model to make up for it!"
His roommate stared at him for a long moment with an inscrutable expression, then hesitated as if he wanted to say something.
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Half a month later, because his story had become such a hit, Yuheng qualified early to complete his education and leave the care facility. His roommate gently held out a hand and asked in a strange tone:
"From today on, am I going to be your ex-husband? Because you're going to meet six..."
Yuheng stared blankly. Huh?
He started out in a care facility, but he was married?!
Theme: Stay true to your convictions