[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Suspected of Having a Split Personality, I Want to Clear New Game Plus

I think my life is an absolute disaster.

After my friend and I stayed up all night binge-watching a show and forgot to check on the microwave heating our late-night snack, the house exploded, and we ended up in Morioh, the town on the screen.

I became a student at Budo-gaoka Girls' High School, while she got an even worse deal: she became a conscious entity in my head that can communicate with me.

The two of us are like patients with twisted personalities and dissociative identity disorder. In our first playthrough, we joined the protagonists to get a happy ending, but before JoJo's ambulance could reach the battlefield, we were accidentally dragged into the mess by that bastard Kira Yoshikage and died right alongside him.

Luckily, my friend rolled a D4C and took us to a parallel-world Morioh, saving both our lives.

On our second playthrough, we decided it would be safer not to reveal our existence. We wrote an anonymous note reporting a perverted hand fetishist, slipped it into Josuke Higashikata's desk, and planned to wait for things to play out before making our escape.

But then that man whose identity was exposed killed 'my' uncle, came to 'my' house, and my little brother, Hayato Kawajiri, started keeping an eye on Mom and Dad...

After someone planted a 'losers eat dirt' seed in my head, my bestie pulled through again and took us to the third playthrough.

This time, we unanimously voted to help the murderer keep living peacefully in Morioh alongside the protagonists.

If all else fails, we'll drag a Pucci over from a parallel world and have him take away the big cat. Otherwise, when my Sanity hits zero from all this torment, none of you are getting away.

※ Incoherent nonsense, complete and utter gibberish

※ Writing without an outline, starting a new story and then never finishing it

Theme: We just need to get a Happying Ending. Who cares about the villains?