I Want to Be Formatted!

[Archived screenshot from 2025.9.4]

Sang Shi was the most beautiful water sprite of the elven race. He died protecting his people during a catastrophe, and after death, his soul arrived in an unfamiliar high-tech age and attached itself to Robot 0234, a little robot that had just passed testing and was ready to ship.

The little robot was round like a ball, and Sang Shi couldn't get used to his new body. The moment he moved, he rolled away, right up beside a very dangerous human.

Though his engineer mother tried her best to stop it and rescue Sang Shi from the big bad guy, the poor little robot was still taken away by the villain.

Sang Shi really hated this bad man. He was always saying Sang Shi was slow to react and a stupid robot, and he even said mean things about Engineer Mom. Sang Shi was so mad that he deliberately refused to recharge, physically shutting himself off from the creep.

Sang Shi was not a stupid robot! He was the smartest little robot around. When danger struck, he could throw his electronic hand like a rock and knock out a bad guy, saving the detestable big bad guy.

Pei Zhuo was a reborn, vengeful, darkened Dragon Aotian. The first thing he did after returning to this life was blow up the laboratory where he'd been tortured for over a decade. Just as he was about to leave, a little robot fell from the sky and smashed one of his mechanical arms.

Pei Zhuo: "..."

Pei Zhuo took the detestable robot with him, swearing to enslave it and make it pay for what it had done!

On the first day, he told the little robot to make coffee. But its round body couldn't hold onto the cup, and the entire drink spilled over the mechanical arm he'd just repaired.

Pei Zhuo: "..."

On the second day, he told the little robot to clean up. Instead, it accidentally activated the spaceship's jump system and sent his ship straight to the Alliance police station, where they were waiting to arrest him.

Pei Zhuo: "..."

On the third day, he took the little robot to buy supplies on the black market and told it to carry the bags. But after sulking the night before, the robot hadn't charged enough, so Pei Zhuo had to carry everything himself and use the energy from his hard-won, newly repaired mechanical arm to charge the robot.

Pei Zhuo: "..."

Pei Zhuo was at his wits' end. He started waiting on the little robot hand and foot, afraid it would get up to something else and leave him cleaning up the mess. Then he saw the artificial idiot not only bathing in a tub of water, but also removing its own hand to throw at someone like a rock.

Pei Zhuo: "Qiuqiu, what are you doing?!"

I've already blown up the lab. If you can't find replacement parts, you'll be a crippled robot forever!

How Baby Sang Shi sees himself: an angel descended from heaven

In reality: the Devil has arrived

★ Cover lovingly illustrated by zaynel

★ A beautiful water-sprite robot bottom and a darkened Dragon Aotian top who's at his wits' end

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