Stop Being a Dream Boy, Okay?

[Archived with screenshots on July 4, 2024] The movie emperor Yan Heng has a celebrity he's been a fan of for a long time. He owns all of their merchandise and collectibles, and has also collected plenty of fan-made cotton dolls. His favorite is the 40-centimeter seated doll with bead eyes, whose expression looks uncannily like his idol, Xie Zhexing. Yan Heng has prepared two closets' worth of tiny clothes for it and even personally taken it to one of Xie Zhexing's concerts. Yan Heng's favorite way to unwind is to go home after work and change the doll into all sorts of cute, pretty outfits. He even taught himself to make doll clothes so he could update its wardrobe to match his idol's outfits. He regularly posts his creations on an alt account, and his impressive skills have made him stand out among the fans and become one of Xie Zhexing's most famous self-insert fans. After squeezing his manager dry for the Nth time, he finally gets the chance to appear on the same variety show as Xie Zhexing. Feeling a little nervous, Yan Heng takes Little Xingxing with him. When he sees Xie Zhexing wearing the same innocent, bewildered expression as the cotton doll, Yan Heng feels like his HP has hit zero. Xie Zhexing and movie emperor Yan Heng appear on the same variety show. Earlier that day, Xie Zhexing discovers that Yan Heng seems to collect cotton dolls modeled after him. That night, he opens his eyes and finds that he's become the very cotton doll in the movie emperor's collection. Before he can panic, the busy Yan Heng returns to his room, rushes over without even taking off his coat, and pins him to the bed to kiss him. He doesn't just kiss, hug, and pinch him. Yan Heng, who's known for his aloofness in public, even lets out a series of perverted giggles. "Baby, baby, you're a little cake. Baby, why are you so good?" "That yellow T-shirt you wore today is so cute, Xingxing. You look good in everything. When we get back, I'll make the baby one too, a limited-edition mango-cake baby. Heh heh heh, you deserve to be eaten in one bite..." Xie Zhexing watches helplessly as Yan Heng opens his "gaping maw" and gnaws on the cotton doll's short, chubby arm. A piercing scream goes off in his head. Xie Zhexing: Aaaaah, there's a pervert!!! Boo hoo, I want to go home... Xie Zhexing often opens his eyes to find that he's suddenly become one of the cotton dolls in Yan Heng's home. Yan Heng treats the doll very well. It would be even better if he didn't change it into a little dress now and then, or bring over a smaller doll and say that it's his baby. He thought it was already ridiculous that Yan Heng brought more than ten outfits for the doll on business trips. He never imagined that Yan Heng's home would be even more outrageous. Held in Yan Heng's arms, Xie Zhexing stares with his round bead eyes at the doll clothes covering the room and the bed full of 20-centimeter and 10-centimeter dolls, starfish-shaped dolls, Nunu-style dolls, crawling dolls, standing dolls, dolls with open eyes and closed eyes, and Xie Zhexing cotton dolls with every kind of expression. He falls into deep thought. These self-insert fans really are so talented. Self-insert fans never get a happy ending. Stop being one, okay? A heartthrob singer uke x a reserved, secretly passionate movie emperor seme Theme: I will love you forever.