Little Mouse, Me!

[Coming Soon: Human, the Little Cat Is Here to Adopt You at the Noble Academy] Justice-Loving Calico Cat Bottom Wen Yu was a little mouse who still couldn’t reliably transform into human form. Three years ago, an agent found him and tricked him into joining the entertainment industry with a few pounds of sunflower seeds. The poor mouse didn’t want to work. He just wanted to retire as soon as possible. He made an account specifically to trash-talk himself, firmly convinced that if he became embroiled in enough scandals, his company would voluntarily put him on ice. Then he could find a big house and spend his days sleeping and munching sunflower seeds in peace. One day, an entertainment gossip account broke the news: # Rising Star Spotted at an Upscale Club, Suspected of Meeting a Sugar Daddy # “Take it down, this isn’t good for our baby. There’s a food street next to that club. He probably went there to sneak a bite and got photographed by accident. If Brother Cheng finds out, he’s done for.” “Oh my goodness, baby, listen to Mama. At least wear a baseball cap when you go out next time, okay? Is that little head of gray hair supposed to make sure Brother Cheng won’t recognize you when he sees you in the news?” Wen Yu was waiting at his computer for a full-blown online feud, but the comments startled him so badly he jumped. He admitted that after the staged photo shoot that day, he really had gone to the food street and eaten, well, a tiny bit more than a little. But this wasn’t the result he wanted! Wen Yu wasn’t ready to give up. He deliberately sold the paparazzi a misleading video of himself with a big shot at a cocktail party. This time, he had a backup plan, too. The big shot hated pointless things, and more importantly, he was a black cat! Cats had to hate mice most of all! This time, it would definitely work! Wen Yu was risking his life for retirement. But less than two hours after the news broke, the official Yan Group account reposted the paparazzi’s misleading video, with the caption: “Please take this down, it’s bad for our boss. His partner doesn’t want their relationship made public, and our boss hasn’t been home in three days.” As the internet went wild discussing Wen Yu and Yan Lishu’s relationship, Wen Yu’s fans grew worried, too. “Baby, you can’t be so materialistic! We all know the Yan Group started out selling snacks. How could you really give in to all that junk food!” “Baby, wake up! If Yan Lishu, that big bad wolf, finds out you’re only with him for the snacks, he’ll eat you alive!” Meanwhile, the mouse, grabbed by the scruff and carried to the sofa by a big black cat, had given up on life. He should call his agent and tell him not to make dinner tonight. Better call the pest control, too. This little mouse is about to meet his end... Bonus Scene: Mouse: I know you. You’re the kitty who broke my window that night. Cat: ... [A few days later] Coworker: Yan (Funeral) Ge (Fierce), I heard someone called you Kitty. [sly.jpg] Cat: ... ★ Cover art by @Fei Tian You Zi Pi, with thanks. ★ No character is to be treated as an object of romantic fantasy. ★ A silly entertainment-industry story, though not a conventional one. It features plenty of supernatural scenes and lots of comment overlays. ★ One-on-one, bottom-focused, happy ending. Hamster bottom × black cat top. [Important: the romance develops much later!] Includes a secondary couple. The author isn’t very good at writing romance, QAQ, so please don’t subscribe all at once. Drop it in time if it’s not for you! ★ The little mouse is everyone’s darling, and everyone loves him. If something bothers you, blame the top or the author, not the mouse, orz. Human, the Little Cat Is Here to Adopt You at the Noble Academy Chichi is a righteous calico cat, the classic black-cat police chief type, with more black fur than white. One day, he gets enthusiastically bound to the “Rescue the Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic” System and transmigrates into a world centered on a noble academy full of spoiled elites, where he must save the beautiful, strong, and tragic. By day, Chichi is a diligent student council vice president. By night, he’s a cat with gleaming claws, a machine for punishing scumbag tops. Jing Cheng, the school bully and one of the academy’s F4, is completely henpecked. So as not to disturb his top student boyfriend while he studies, he meekly settles for nighttime dates in the woods. Just as he’s about to kiss his boyfriend and recharge, a calico cat drops from the sky and beats him up. Worried the wild cat might hurt his boyfriend, Lin Jian, Jing Cheng deliberately lures it away. A few minutes later, he comes back only to find the wicked calico curled up in his boyfriend’s arms, purring for attention. Jing Cheng: ??? From then on, every time Jing Cheng tries to find a chance to cuddle up with his boyfriend, a calico cat suddenly appears and beats him up. Dating starts to feel more like sneaking around. Chimi licks his paws and high-fives the System. Protect the poor top student bottom, who gets bullied by the school tyrant in the woods and photographed until he’s disgraced: Check!!! Sheng Yang is the playboy rich kid of the F4. He has a boyfriend, Jian Ning, who loves him deeply, but Sheng Yang doesn’t love him back. He treats Jian Ning as a stand-in, bullies him every day, threatens his education and future to keep him by his side, and even lets his underlings lead the school in ostracizing him. When Sheng Yang leaves Jian Ning alone at a chaotic club to pursue his first love, that first love, who had already left, suddenly comes back, gives Sheng Yang a one-two combo, then carries off Jian Ning, who has drunk himself sick enough to vomit blood. After that, strange bugs and clumps of mud keep appearing in the desk drawer in Sheng Yang’s dorm room. After checking the security footage, he discovers the culprit is the calico cat that recently showed up at school. Sheng Yang: ??? Did a cat just bully him? The classmates already won over by the kitty: Why does Officer Chi bully only you and no one else? Maybe you should look for the reason in yourself. Chimi eats the deluxe supreme king-of-cats meal Jian Ning made for him and bumps fists with the System. Rescue the substitute bottom, abused in body and heart by a scumbag top, who loses his family and best friend and is about to have his corneas taken for the top’s first love: Check!!! Song Jinchun seems like the most rational and normal member of the F4. As student council president, he can easily manipulate everyone, except the new vice president, Qi Chi. He finds himself drawn to Qi Chi, who seems to have misunderstood something and keeps trying to protect him, as if he were some pitiful victim anyone could bully. Song Jinchun looks down on him. To see a villain like himself as a pitiful victim, Qi Chi must be an idiot. But after Qi Chi defends him again and again, Song Jinchun quietly falls for him, and discovers Qi Chi’s hidden secret. The beautiful calico cat who recently appeared out of nowhere and become so popular with the students is actually Qi Chi. Like a righteous black-cat police chief, he’s beaten up every rich kid who’s been throwing his weight around at school. Song Jinchun starts to panic. If his true nature is exposed, he’ll become the kind of person Qi Chi hates. So he buries his evil side deep and, just as Qi Chi believes, makes himself out to be a pitiful victim bullied by his family. Just as he hoped, Qi Chi grows closer and closer to him, and the two become more and more intimate. On the day he gets his revenge, Song Jinchun posts a private social media update visible only to Qi Chi. The kitty police chief feels sorry for his good friend and travels all the way to see him, but never expects to fall into a trap. As soon as Chimi enters the Song family villa, every entrance that a person or a cat could use is sealed shut. Chimi: This is bad! System, save me! Before the kitty police chief can escape, the wicked human, fresh from bathing in catnip, leaves him so dazed that he curls up in his arms, purring with contentment. “Baby Chichi, from now on, will you only save me?” Chimi: “Meow, meow~” The kitty police chief is at your service! Stop Being a Fantasy Boy, Okay? Movie star Yan Heng has a celebrity he’s been a fan of for a long time. He owns all of their merchandise and collectibles, and has also collected plenty of fan-made cotton dolls. His favorite is a 40-centimeter seated doll with beady eyes and an expression that looks uncannily like his idol, Xie Zhexing. Yan Heng has prepared two closets full of tiny outfits for him, and even taken him to Xie Zhexing’s concert himself. Yan Heng’s favorite way to unwind is to go home after work and change the doll into all kinds of cute, pretty outfits. He even taught himself to make doll clothes so he could update the wardrobe to match his idol’s latest looks. He posts his creations from time to time on an alternate account, and his impressive skills have made him stand out among the fans and become one of Xie Zhexing’s best-known fantasy boys. After squeezing his manager dry for the Nth time, he finally gets the chance to appear on the same variety show as Xie Zhexing. Yan Heng is a little nervous, so he brings his little Xingxing along. Seeing Xie Zhexing make the same innocent, dazed expression as the cotton doll, Yan Heng feels like his health bar has hit zero. Xie Zhexing and movie star Yan Heng appear on the same variety show. During the day, Xie Zhexing discovers that Yan Heng seems to collect cotton dolls modeled after him. That night, he opens his eyes and realizes he’s turned into the very cotton doll in the actor’s collection. Before he can panic, Yan Heng returns to his room after a busy day. He doesn’t even take off his coat before rushing over and pinning Xie Zhexing to the bed to kiss him. He kisses, hugs, and pinches him, and the Yan Heng known for his aloofness in public even lets out one creepy laugh after another. “Baby, baby, you’re a little cake. Baby, why are you so well-behaved?” “That yellow T-shirt you wore today was especially cute. Our Xingxing looks good in everything. When we get back, I’ll make one for Baby, too. A limited-edition mango cake Baby, hehehe. You deserve to be eaten in one bite...” Xie Zhexing watches helplessly as Yan Heng opens his “bloody maw” and gnaws on the cotton doll’s chubby little hand, letting out a piercing scream inside. Xie Zhexing: Aaaaah, there’s a pervert!!! Waaaah, I want to go home... Xie Zhexing often opens his eyes to find he’s suddenly become one of the cotton dolls in Yan Heng’s home. Yan Heng treats the doll very well. It would be even better if he didn’t occasionally change the doll into a little dress, then bring over a smaller doll and say it’s his baby. Xie Zhexing thought it was already ridiculous that Yan Heng packed more than a dozen outfits for the doll when he went on business trips. He never expected Yan Heng’s home to be even more outrageous. Held in Yan Heng’s arms, Xie Zhexing stares with his round, beady eyes at a room full of doll clothes and a bed covered with Xie Zhexing cotton dolls in every size and style: 20-centimeter, 10-centimeter, starfish body, Nunu body, crawling body, standing pose, open eyes, closed eyes, and every kind of expression. These fantasy boys really have a lot of resources. () Fantasy boys never end well. Stop being a fantasy boy, okay? Beloved, charming singer bottom × reserved, secretly passionate movie star top Theme: Love life and stay true to your original aspirations.