[Coming soon: Inheriting a Monster Hotel. Please add it to your favorites!]
Here is the blurb for this story:
On the day You Yi turned twenty-two, he went down the mountain with a little over a thousand yuan pooled together by everyone in his sect.
Before he left, his senior brother wiped away his tears and warned him, "Good-looking humans are all fox spirits in disguise. If you run into one, make sure to stay away."
You Yi readily agreed, never imagining...
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Broke and penniless, You Yi was lucky enough to find a job with meals, lodging, and full social insurance and housing benefits. But he became famous overnight because his words seemed to have magical powers...
On the first day of filming,
Rising star Xu Chengyang took his hand in front of the camera and flirted with him. "Xiao You, you're so cute."
You Yi: "Your two kids are cute too!"
The CP-shipping comments in the livestream abruptly stopped, and the guests making small talk fell silent.
Holy crap!
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You Yi was bent over his travel journal, writing furiously, when a lecherous red glow appeared from the toy on his desk.
The fans waiting eagerly in the livestream saw the following:
"Ji Suifeng looks at Jiang Liuyi like a starving dog eyeing a bone... Did he not get enough to eat last night?"
"Jiang Liuyi is beautiful and kind, but unfortunately he has terrible taste. His crush has already slept with someone else, and he still doesn't know. Poor thing! Huh? His crush is..."
Livestream: "..."
Production crew: "..."
Jiang Liuyi, jolted awake by well-meaning netizens: "..."
The next morning, Jiang Liuyi, eyes bloodshot, dragged You Yi out of bed and handed him a box. "This is my thank-you gift."
You Yi: What is even happening~
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The production crew told the guests to earn their travel expenses by showing off their talents.
You Yi, a preschooler who had learned absolutely nothing during his nine years of compulsory education, could only fall back on his old trade and set up a fortune-telling stall. As luck would have it, his sponsor showed up to support him.
You Yi: "You are destined to have only one daughter, and she will have a noble fate..."
Comments: [Oh.]
The sponsor ground his teeth. "I have a son too."
The comments grew increasingly suggestive: [Oh~]
You Yi: "But he isn't your biological son."
The comments got downright depraved: [Oh!]
The sponsor keeled over.
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You Yi kept scribbling away in his journal, and juicy gossip kept spilling out all over the entertainment industry.
With his natural good looks and his acquired mastery of magic arts, You Yi made more and more friends and grew more and more famous.
Yu Jingchu was an investor, and was originally only scheduled to appear in the first episode.
But You Yi's appearance aroused his keen interest, until Yu Jingchu couldn't hold back and cornered him. "Tell my fortune too."
You Yi refused. "No. My senior brother said you're a fox spirit and told me not to get too close to you."
Yu Jingchu: "Is that so? Then tell my fortune, and I'll keep my distance."
You Yi: "You have few close relatives, evil spirits haunt you, your fate is full of misfortune, and you'll be alone for the rest of your life... Want me to go on?"
Yu Jingchu politely thanked him, then took advantage of the moment to carry him off to his own den.
You Yi stared at him in disbelief. "Didn't you say you'd keep your distance?"
Yu Jingchu pointed to the person sprawled in his arms. "Now you're the one who's too close to me~"
Here is the blurb for the upcoming story: Inheriting a Monster Hotel
Sharp-tongued, violent college student bottom Yu Ge x cross-dressing, tsundere Chongming bird top Lu Zhong
Yu Ge's grandmother, who had been missing for years, came back and left him an old, run-down hotel to inherit.
On his first night as the hotel owner, the guests on the second floor fled in the middle of the night, complaining that a nine-headed serpent had forced them to go bungee jumping in their dreams.
On the second night, the neighborhood cats went on a rampage, swearing to find the cat demon who had bewitched them!
On the third night, Yu Ge bought back an anime bunny girl who had been scamming college students.
On the fourth night, a figure with double pupils... a bird? walked out of the room at the end of the third-floor hallway.
Lu Zhong: "You have to take care of me."
Yu Ge: "Take care of your own damn self!"
Only then did Yu Ge learn that he had inherited more than just a hotel. He had also inherited the monsters imprisoned there for a thousand years.
Even worse, these ancient, severely punished convicts were all saddled with debts of merit!
He opened the glowing golden ledger:
× The nine-headed serpent Xiangliu must repay 100,000 incense offerings (-99,999)
× The fraudster beast Bai Rong must atone for fraud (this monster is currently running a scam at a kindergarten on the street)
×××'s merit debt is rapidly increasing
Yu Ge not only had to keep them from breaking the law and causing trouble, but also had to work hard to earn money to feed them and help them repay the merit debts they owed their believers.
But why did the debt keep growing the more they repaid?
Who was still making offerings to these monsters, anyway!
The Shanhai Hotel offers monster cosplay specials from time to time:
A bunny girl who never tells the truth, an extremely shy cat boy, a handsome snake man with a whole ring of heads, a poker-faced hottie who breathes fire whenever he gets angry, and a certain bird with designs on Yu Ge...
The escaped monsters of the Classic of Mountains and Seas find new jobs.
Yu Ge: What's our goal?
The monsters: Grow bigger and stronger, and make the glory last!
Lu Zhong: Grow bigger and stronger, and climb into the boss's bed!
Yu Ge: What's our slogan?
The monsters: Eat and drink your fill, then get to work. Pay off our merit debts, then go home!
Lu Zhong: Pay off the merit debt while climbing into bed, then lock the door and climb out the window!
Reader's Guide:
Both leads are virgins.
If this story isn't for you, take a look at the author's other works.
Please add it to your favorites. Don't make me beg you!
Theme: Stay positive and keep moving forward
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Who Would've Thought the Matchmaker Had to Catch Ghosts, Too?
Back to the Years When My Dad Was a Top-Tier Star
Liang Yan's Sweet Voice
That Mushroom Is Poisonous
After a Vampire's Thoughts Were Exposed
Making a Fortune in Imperial Trade with My Husband
I Inherited a Monster Inn
After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Got Pregnant with the Target's Baby
What on earth did you think of this? We all knew before that they might be hiding something, but there was no communication with them. They just treated the matter as a thing of the past, and only now they say it was a surprise. It gives people the impression that they are just sitting there without the proportion to write foreshadowing, but they have written several people as mentally retarded.
It feels a bit unclear to write a plot about someone lusting after the body when both the attacker and the receiver are in love ()
Oh my God, this is the end!!! When I read the early plot, I thought it was a mindless and fun story, so I read it thinking it would be a fun story. I didn't expect that there would be a twist later. The plot is really interesting! When Gong's identity was revealed, I was really shocked and amazed. The plot that followed was really good. Anyway, I really like [spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers]
Oh my God, this is the end!!! When I read the early plot, I thought it was a mindless and fun story, so I read it thinking it would be a fun story. I didn't expect that there would be a twist later. The plot is really interesting! When Gong's identity was revealed, I was really shocked and amazed. The plot that followed was really good. Anyway, I really like [spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers]
"Dare" to catch the author a big bug ~ rush
"Not only does it create some fear." It's a big bug for the author~
"Ten circles each." "Catch a big bug for the author~
The setting feels pretty good, but it's a bit insufficient. In fact, it could be expanded a little bit. It feels too compact. Can there be some extras by the way, boss?
The writing in these pictures is ugly, especially the one in the middle where it says that he will not do it if Yu doesn't let him, but he knows that he is not that kind of person. Balabala said, "Are you the one who was hurt and guarded?" Why did you come up with such strange words? The character design is ruined, and are they a young couple? Why do you care about this stranger's name more than you care about each other?
What are you doing in the last few chapters? [Question mark] Are you anxious to end it?