Please Don’t Make Things Difficult for a Wage Earner

【The entire work has undergone major revisions. Pirated copies are incomplete. Please support the official version.】 Next work: Graveyards Are Not Selling, So I Started a Livestream to Sell Them, please add it to your collection! 1. Shang Luoluo died suddenly, right in the classroom during his final exam. When he opened his eyes again, he discovered that he had transmigrated into a cannon-fodder manager in a workplace power fantasy novel, one who parachuted into the company on the protagonist's first day of work. Manager Shang graduated from a prestigious overseas university and was fluent in eight languages. Shang Luoluo: M-me? He used to attend eight a.m. classes. Now he went to work at eight a.m. :D Shang Luoluo had not even graduated from college, yet he was forced to play the role of a workplace elite. * His first day at work. At the company meeting, the chairman flew into a rage, and every executive was on edge. Shang Luoluo furrowed his brows, appearing to listen attentively to the reprimand while actually drawing a string of little turtles in his notebook. The chairman saw that he remained silent. “Manager Shang, what do you think is the risk of this project?” Shang Luoluo hesitantly answered, “The biggest risk... might be putting me in charge of it?” The chairman: “...” His second day at work. At a business dinner, the chairman asked Shang Luoluo to serve as a temporary interpreter. Interpret what? Spanish. Shang Luoluo opened Bilibili and put on his headphones: Learn Spanish from Scratch. The chairman: “...” His nth day at work. During a company team-building event, the chairman specifically asked Shang Luoluo to join him for morning exercise. The manager from the neighboring department had disliked Shang Luoluo for a long time. “Young people these days all like staying up late. They cannot sleep at night and cannot wake up in the morning. It must be difficult for Manager Shang to get up this early to exercise, right?” Shang Luoluo: “Not at all. I usually walk my dog at this time.” The neighboring manager: “...” The chairman: “...” Colleague: “He fires at everyone equally. Manager Shang is a role model for us all!” Shang Luoluo: Getting up early is annoying enough as it is: ) Could you fire me? 2. A manager named Shang Luoluo parachuted into the marketing department. Manager Shang was a prestigious overseas graduate, as cold as frost and decisive in action. Fu Minghuai: Fake. It is all fake. At a multinational business dinner, Manager Shang kept spinning the lazy Susan, leaving everyone at the table unable to reach their food. Manager Shang elegantly placed a serving of vegetables in front of the vegetarian foreign client. The client asked in confusion, “Why does this vegetable called lotus root have so many holes?” Shang Luoluo: “I poked them in one by one with my chopsticks.” Fu Minghuai: “?” The executives temporarily went to the marketing department for a meeting, and Manager Shang brought in several cups of tea. Shang Luoluo: “President Fu, drink.” Fu Minghuai was deeply pleased. However, the next second, kelp pushed off the lid of his teacup. Fu Minghuai: “??” ...Although Manager Shang was not very bright, he was not bad-hearted. Therefore, when someone questioned Manager Shang, Fu Minghuai could not help standing up for him. “I approved the proposal. Is there a problem?” At that moment, the way everyone looked at him changed. “Chairman, are you really not going to provide nutcrackers with the macadamia nuts?” Fu Minghuai: “???” 3. Fu Minghuai, chairman of Hengxin Group, came from a wealthy family and possessed exceptional ability. At only twenty-eight, he had built a business empire of his own and was unquestionably a “business genius.” None of this would have been possible without his capable assistant. Although Manager Shang often said astonishing things, he could always save the company from disaster at critical moments. Even Fu Minghuai's secretary could not help sighing: Manager Shang is so reliable. Until one day, when they went on a business trip. After bustling around for ages, Shang Luoluo finally got the car started. He turned around and humbly asked, “Husband, do I press the accelerator or the clutch first when starting?” Fu Minghuai buckled two seat belts. “Let me get out first: (” Secretary: “!!!” He did not know which revelation to be shocked by first. *A clear-eyed college student transmigrates into an office worker. Reading Guide: 1. 【A silly comedy】. Most of the logic will be sacrificed for entertainment value, and you could even say there is no logic. 2. One-on-one, both sexually inexperienced, happy ending, sweet story, no secondary couples. 3. A beautiful idiot uke. An idiot, an idiot, an idiot. Important things must be said three times. 4. If you do not like the first chapter, you will not like what follows either. Please do not force yourself. Comments containing personal attacks or insults toward the protagonists will be deleted when seen. 【Pre-publication】Graveyards Are Not Selling, So I Started a Livestream to Sell Them Synopsis: By the time they graduated in their senior year, his classmates were either continuing their studies or receiving job offers. Only Pu Li chose to return home and inherit what his grandfather had left him: three thousand grave plots. As he lay dying, his grandfather instructed him to sell those grave plots no matter what. Burial at sea, tree burials, and cremation-ash storage were all popular now. Who would buy grave plots costing tens of thousands each? With the grave plots failing to sell, Pu Li started a livestream to market them. However, his sales method was not singing or shouting slogans. He livestreamed feng shui consultations instead. “Is the feng shui of your new home good? A piercing-heart curse is suppressing your fortune and longevity. The elderly person in your family will not live much longer. Hurry and reserve a double grave, so you can preserve their dignity.” “Is the location of your ancestral grave suitable? Your grandfather cannot even bask in the sun, and his bones are about to grow mold. There happens to be a sunny plot available. Want it at twenty percent off?” “Do you have pet graves? We do. But your pet may outlive the time it takes your second child to graduate from college, so you should reserve a grave for yourself first. Your husband has been hoping for your ‘accidental’ death for quite some time.” The livestream went viral as people mocked it: 【Do grave sellers all have scripts now?】 【Graves cost more than houses. Streamer, stop scamming people.】 【The streamer is a pretty good actor. He said so many lines without even laughing.】 Yet it was not long before: Mom, why am I watching the livestream on my knees? “The elderly person in our family passed away that very night. Thankfully, the streamer helped arrange everything after their death. Our whole family will always remember his great kindness.” “I followed the master's advice and moved my grandfather's grave. That very night, Grandpa appeared in my dream and said his new house was big and spacious. He could even marry several more wives without worrying about running out of room!” “Waaah, I checked my husband's dashcam. He really was plotting to harm me! That worthless pretty boy has already left with nothing!” Viewers: 【I investigated in person. The streamer's cemetery is shaded by lush trees and has beautiful scenery. It is actually not expensive at all.】 【Streamer, can a longtime fan get an extra discount?】 【Streamer, do you have a family package? I want graves for three generations of my family. A family should stay neat and complete!】 The livestream became famous! Besides livestreaming grave sales and feng shui consultations, Pu Li also opened a funeral company, organized funerals on the side, and applied makeup to the deceased. Pu Li's daily routine consisted of taking needle and thread to mend things, occasionally answering the questions of the ghosts who circled around him. One day, while receiving a client, Pu Li received a call from home. “Wife, where is my head?” Pu Li: “Oh, the company ran out of chairs, so I brought it over to sit on for a while.” Synopsis captured on November 15, 2024 Theme: Work earnestly and live diligently to build a beautiful future