Playing the Mouthpiece in a Dogblood Story [Quick Transmigration]

Zhu Xiaoba was the champion arguer from kindergarten through middle school, and captain of the university debate team.

He'd cursed the heavens and the earth, the thief who stole his takeout, and his unfair father and mother.

His little mouth never stopped, and nobody survived.

Then he died young and got bound to a mouthpiece System. Now he helps the protagonists of melodramatic novels vent all the anger they've been holding in!

1. The self-abasing story.

The wealthy benefactor protagonist is young and accomplished, with a fortune worth tens of billions. Yet in front of the scummy actor he's supporting, he feels completely inferior. He spends money and resources on the scumbag, smiles ingratiatingly, and speaks gently to him.

In the end, to protect the scumbag's pride, he gives him all his property for free, so the scumbag can "support" him in return.

Top assistant Zhu Xiaoba: ?

"Would you please open your eyes and look at whose name is on the check in your hand? Who's spending money on you? Who's supporting you? You didn't talk about pride when you were shamelessly begging to be supported, and you didn't talk about pride when you wanted resources. Now that you've got the resources, suddenly you care about pride. Your pride sure comes and goes, flickering on and off, here one minute and gone the next. He's the benefactor, and you're the dumbass."

"And you! You're driving a Maybach. What are you feeling inferior for? Get cocky!"

"Bodyguards, beat him up!"

With a bang, a tall bodyguard in a black suit punched the scumbag to the ground.

2. The pretending-to-be-poor story.

A poor student protagonist works eight jobs a day to buy his boyfriend a birthday present. But the boyfriend is actually rich and is deliberately pretending to be poor to test his sincerity, making all sorts of unreasonable demands.

While working a part-time job, the protagonist discovers that his boyfriend, who fought him over a grilled sausage that cost just three yuan, has taken his secret lover to a luxury boutique and blown thirty million yuan. When he confronts him, his boyfriend sneers, "I guess I was wrong about you. You're just as materialistic as everyone else."

Part-time coworker Zhu Xiaoba: ??

"Could you use that tiny little brain of yours to think for a second? When he was with you, did you ever spend money on him? The sausage cost three yuan, and you took a bite worth three yuan and eighty cents, sucking up all the air in front of him. And you call him materialistic? Please, eat more brain supplements!"

"Security, beat him up!"

With another bang, a tall young security guard stepped forward and kicked the scumbag to the ground.

3. The autistic-genius story.

A genius protagonist finished university at sixteen, joined a major scientific research project at twenty, and received national recognition at twenty-three. But because he has autism, his scummy childhood friend orders him around and uses him as a tool for sexual gratification...

Research project gofer Zhu Xiaoba: ???

"He's a genius, it's a major project, and this is a secret base. Is nobody going to do anything? I can't even be bothered to curse him!"

"Where are the soldiers assigned to protect the researchers? Why is it you again? Fine, beat him up first!"

The same familiar, imposing figure appeared at Zhu Xiaoba's side for the umpteenth time, fighting alongside him.

· Zhu Xiaoba is his childhood nickname. His real name is revealed in the story.

· The love interest is a tall, strong bodyguard, security guard, or soldier who can punch a scumbag all the way to the horizon.

· Xiaoba attacks with words, and his partner attacks physically. Together, this couple can dish out face-slapping all day long.

Theme: Say what you mean, vent your anger, and enjoy a healthy life.