I Became the Deadbeat Dad in a Parenting Variety Show Novel

(1) Zhou Zhou transmigrates into the body of a throwaway dad in a variety-show novel about parenting. The original owner takes his three-year-old son to appear on the livestreaming variety show Rookie Dad, doing his best to cultivate the image of a "scatterbrained, fussy dad" and a "three-year-old genius son with the heart of an emperor," all in the name of "reverse parenting." His antics include, but aren't limited to: Making his three-year-old son stand on a stool and cook over a fire because Dad can't cook. Making his son splash around in a mud pit because Dad wants to win the competition but doesn't want to get dirty. Making his son go out alone late at night to buy medicine because Dad has eaten too many snacks. The comments the original owner imagines: The little emperor is carrying his dad! So sweet! The actual comments: Child abuse! Get arrested and thrown in the slammer! Zhou Zhou: :) That's criminal. This life is getting more and more likely to land me in jail. At least it's only the first day of the livestream, so there's still time to fix things. (2) The little boy knows his dad doesn't like him and is always mean to him. The night before the livestream, he tells himself that if Dad is mean to him one more time, he really won't like Dad anymore. The first day of the livestream At seven in the morning, he's about to get up and make breakfast when Dad wraps an arm around him. "Let's order takeout. I blew up the kitchen yesterday." At the mud-pit competition, he's about to jump in when Dad grabs him and waves at the production crew. "We're forfeiting this one!" In the evening, while they're watching TV, Dad devours a giant snack pack. He's about to go buy stomach medicine when Dad stuffs a huge spicy strip into his mouth. "Don't underestimate my iron stomach." The little boy looks at him strangely. Zhou Zhou chews his spicy strip. "What are you looking at? Eat your fruit salad. Kids can't eat spicy strips." The little boy: :) (3) On the first day of the livestream, the hired trolls can't find anything to use against Zhou Zhou, so they start digging into the little boy's background. [Zhou Zhou's so obscure, and yet he keeps getting acting and variety-show gigs. He must have a sugar daddy.] [Is it the fifty-six-year-old director X, or the fat producer X?] Meanwhile, in a mountain villa, a reclusive tycoon opens his eyes at the very moment Zhou Zhou transmigrates into a book. The tycoon abruptly sits up and looks at the empty space beside him, his gaze icy. Wait, where's my wife? Where's my child? The tycoon picks up his phone to catch up on what's going on Zhou Zhou takes the kid out [Breaking] Zhou Zhou says his husband is dead [Breaking] Zhou Zhou says he gave birth by himself [Trending] The tycoon: :) · The child is their biological son, and both the male lead and love interest return from the start. · The love interest is the original owner, whose body was transmigrated into by someone else. The mistreatment of the child was done by the transmigrator. Theme: Don't push kids too hard! Give them a happy childhood!