After the Poor Novelist Became a Heartthrob Incubus

The honest homebody Lu Li makes a living writing Haitang stories.

After often staying up all night and suddenly dying, he transmigrates into the story he wrote himself.

The trouble is, he wrote too many characters.

He has no idea which one he's become.

The characters he wrote have every kind of buff stacked on them,

the sort of people even dogs would want to go and take a swing at.

He vaguely remembers one protagonist being raped to death by eight burly men...

Good heavens, knowing that was how things would turn out, why did he work so hard to give his protagonist the standard poor-life package: a deadbeat dad, an alcoholic mom, and a broken home?

The good news is, he got bound to a Harmony System,

so he won't have to go through those miserable things.

But he's required to remove all the explicit content.

Huh? Remove the explicit content? Would there even be a plot left?

He knows what he wrote, after all...

Take out the explicit scenes, and all that's left is poverty and misery...

Fill in the plot... What on earth is going to happen?

He's a novelist, so why does he have to haul bricks and sweep the streets every day...

That would be bad enough.

But even his meager wages are targeted by thieves every other day.

Heavens, his little heart can't take it!

Fine, yes, he came up with these settings himself,

but he does not want to experience any of this!

Thanks to his hard work,

the high school student begs him for tutoring.

The castle vampire bares its fangs and chases him, begging for ketchup.

The Demon Lord's disciple asks him to raise spirit beasts and practice swordsmanship.

The movie star's rival asks him to act alongside him.

Even the coldhearted CEO treats him with respect.

It looks like the missions are going great. Nobody is coveting his body.

But then,

wait, didn't all the plots turn wholesome?

Why do the top protagonists still look at him with shining eyes

and follow him around every day?

Heavens, help!

He fell asleep while tutoring and woke up in bed...

After sleeping with the vampire, mysterious bite marks appeared on his neck.

When raising spirit beasts with his disciple, he wakes up tied up by one the next day.

Acting with the movie star is fun, but why is it a bed scene?

When he's with the CEO, strange wax drips appear on his wrists.

They all have one thing in common...

His butt hurts a little. System? System?

What on earth is going on? Weren't my missions going great?

Only later did he find out that this useless System could take human form.

Every time he finished talking with the System, he ended up sore all over...

Onlookers from every dimension: "Stop running. Just give in to them already."

I'm just writing whatever, and you can just read it however you like.

I don't think there's anything triggering,

but if my dear readers find something,

then pretend I never said that.

Theme: Fix the stupid plot and return to wholesome minds and bodies.