My Husband Has Worn the Same Underwear for Three Years, Yet He's Worth Over a Billion

Also known as: I Turned My Ex Gay, Then Got Together with His Son

I'm not leaving you. Be good and put the knife down!

Blurb One

My father-in-law is my college classmate.

My boyfriend and my father-in-law both like me. What should I do?

A father and son are pursuing the same person. Younger man!

Everyone said that the eldest son of the Lu family was about to marry his fiancée,

when a man who appeared out of nowhere turned him gay.

That's right, Su Yunze was that man.

Lu Yan had pursued Su Yunze so hard and failed, yet somehow Su Yunze was now

working diligently and tirelessly to fawn over him.

When Lu Yan's clothes got dirty, he washed them. When his shoes got dirty, he polished them.

When Lu Yan was hungry, he immediately cooked and brought him food.

When Lu Yan got drunk, he helped him home.

Even when Lu Yan went to a hotel with a girl, Su Yunze stood guard outside.

Having once loved someone he couldn't have, Lu Yan was furious,

and took it out on Su Yunze every now and then.

Lu Yan's friends all said Su Yunze was crazy and laughed at him.

Lu Yan treated him like a dog, and he was still happy to bark a couple of times.

They couldn't understand why he was such a shameless sycophant.

It wasn't that Su Yunze had no dignity.

First, he was desperately poor.

Second, Lu Yan's mother was paying him an absurd amount.

Five hundred thousand a month. How could he not take his job seriously?

Later, Lu Yan changed his sexual orientation for Su Yunze.

After falling out with his family, Lu Yan was forced to leave the country.

The first thing he did when he came back was try to win Su Yunze back.

Who could have expected that before he even got the chance,

Su Yunze would get together with his own younger brother?

You fawned over me so hard when you were trying to win me over.

What? The moment I left the country, you couldn't wait to go after my younger brother?

Su Yunze looked coldly at him. "Move. You're in my way."

Lu Yan: "Don't you love me anymore?"

Su Yunze looked exasperated.

"Sorry, I never loved you. Anything else? I'm in a hurry."

Lu Yan: "Is this some sort of playing-hard-to-get trick?

Great, then you've succeeded!"

Su Yunze rolled his eyes. "Playing hard to get, my ass.

If you hadn't changed your sexual orientation,

I wouldn't have worked my ass off for three months just to earn five thousand. Get lost."

Lu Yan: "How can you be so heartless?"

Su Yunze picked at his ear. "...You're so noisy."

Blurb Two

Helping clients maximize their divorce settlements.

Su Yunze opened a marital protection agency, which was actually a private detective agency.

Because he was desperately poor and couldn't take the hardships of life anymore,

he decided to kill himself and bought a plot in a cemetery.

Then a crooked broker sold the same plot twice.

"Hello, is this Mr. Su?"

"Yes. What is it?"

"Well... due to a sales mix-up,

two salespeople accidentally sold plot number 66 at the same time."

"And?"

"Would you be willing to give it to the gentleman on the other end?

He can pay you thirty times what you spent as compensation."

"Damn, so what if he's rich?"

"I'm not giving it up. I'm dying today, and I need it now!"

He never expected the man competing with him for the plot to disappear.

That day, he bought a jug of good wine and a basket of tasty food.

As he was getting ready to end his life, he found a badly injured,

half-dead little boy. He took him home.

He had no idea the boy wasn't poor at all,

but a young master from a wealthy family.

He had been kidnapped, nearly killed, and escaped before Su Yunze found him.

Su Yunze looked at the six zeroes on the missing-person notice.

His heart raced and his hands trembled as he took down the notice

and returned the young master to his family.

He never expected the young master to be the younger brother of his ex...

But that wasn't even the most important part.

The important thing was that this young master had a vicious streak.

"Big Brother, why did you take me back? Don't you love me anymore?"

Young Master Lu Ke had tears in his eyes, tears streaming down his face

as he asked Su Yunze in a plaintive voice.

Su Yunze glanced at the fruit knife pressed against his waist and forced a smile,

then gritted his teeth and said, "Haha, I love you. Big Brother loves you most of all."

"You're so cute. How could I not love you?"

Damn it, just wait until I get out of here. I'll kill you.

Young Master Lu Ke smiled sweetly, gripping the knife tightly in his palm

as he rested his head on Su Yunze's shoulder.

"Mm, I knew Big Brother loved me most."

Damn it, could the heavens strike him dead with a bolt of lightning?

Come on, right now!

"But if I ever catch you holding three people in your arms and sitting two more on your lap,

I'll cut off your little dick and feed it to the dogs."

"..."

Su Yunze looked terrified.

Lu Ke smiled with childlike innocence.

"I'm only joking, Big Brother. How could I bear to do that to you!"

Only later did he learn that Lu Ke wasn't the biological younger brother of his old classmate Lu Yan,

but Lu Yan's biological son.

Lu Ke narrowed his eyes. "Did Lu Yan come looking for you again?

Why does he keep pestering you? Hasn't he suffered enough?"

Su Yunze: "He's your biological father. Isn't that a bit harsh?"

Lu Ke: "He shouldn't have let his filthy hands touch you!"

Damn, Su Yunze regretted it.

You really shouldn't pick up random men on the roadside!

You might end up with a psycho!

A cute, delicate, weepy, secretly strong and scheming top,

and a handsome, healthy, impossibly beautiful, genuinely cheerful and gentle bottom.

A dark, obsessive ghost and a sunny little angel, a wonderfully sweet love story!

Warnings:

They're poor. Really poor at first. Two people take turns wearing the same pair of underwear.

No air conditioning, staying warm by shivering, getting around on foot.

If you can't handle this level of poverty, check out my other stories.

A silly, funny story with a younger top.

The bottom is nine years older than the top.

This story has cozy little-rental-home vibes.

Later, the obsessive and unstable top chases the bottom for love.

Theme: Face hardships without fear, and work hard to live.