I'm Sure of This Foolish King!

Copywriting: Copywriting: ① The super down-to-earth rebel king x the great general with great military achievements During the Great Rebellion, the chaos among relatives, the court hall was dark, and the people were in dire straits. The rebel army obeyed the public opinion and rose up. However, they met the general of the current dynasty to kill the enemy. When the dusty rebel king took a closer look, he was like a tall man, riding a black horse, one against a hundred. He entered and exited such a large encirclement three times, and a red halberd was like entering an uninhabited land. Rebellion King: (He stops talking) The counselor suddenly had an idea: "I have a plan. Your Majesty, the king is handsome and eloquent. Maybe you can go and persuade this person." The Rebellion King: (Kong'er) "I... I, I, the king, will sleep with him???" ②The young emperor with lustful heart and boldness x the talented and beautiful young master The Ji family of Beiyao was about to lose its vitality and gave birth to an eldest son, Ji Huchu. He was dignified and arrogant, but he was always flattering and flattering. Once he came to the capital, he got drunk and performed a striptease on the drum for the young emperor. He had charming eyes, a hibiscus face, a breath like orchid, a waist as jade as a willow, and lotus growing at every step. He bluntly said that he would like to be the emperor's guest when he enters the palace. Young Emperor: (wipes saliva) The Taifu next to him suddenly grabbed the ground with his head: "Your Majesty, you must never lose your mind by playing with things!!!" Young Emperor: (gladly) "Ah, yes, yes, teacher, please don't leave it here, it will block my sight." ③The time traveler king x the bisexual domestic slave who swears loyalty to the death The family was in power, the young emperor was cowardly, and the country was about to fail. The third prince, who had been expelled by the late emperor because of his wrath, unexpectedly entered the capital to be the king of Qin. He was so powerful that he later proclaimed himself emperor. There was a family of slaves under his command called the title slave. He was covered with black iron and was good at assassination. He was strong and healthy. He shared the same bed with the new emperor and pampered him every night. He was about to be canonized as a male queen. The officer was so frightened that he trembled and admonished: "Your Majesty, there has never been a male queen in ancient times. This man is really a monster. Your Majesty, please think twice! This is not in line with etiquette!" King: (with a look of disgust) "Go, go, go, there are so many rules, it doesn't matter what the heavens and the earth do, and it doesn't matter how much I marry a wife." ④The stingy new emperor of KouKouSouSou As we all know, my father is the emperor. In order to govern the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, he keeps two vicious dogs, one is the Jin Yiwei and the other is the Dongchang. In addition, my father was also a fan of elixirs. Before his death, he took the pills offered by the factory director Xie Hebi and kicked off his legs to enjoy his happiness. The minister knelt on the ground with an uproar: "Xie Factory Superintendent plotted to murder the late emperor. His crime is unforgivable. Please ask His Majesty to judge him!" New Emperor: (opening his eyes and telling lies) "The factory director has been in charge of Dongchang for many years. His heart is pitiable and his loyalty can be learned. For the sake of the country, I will temporarily keep his life." Xie Hebi was so beautiful, he looked like a pervert, so it would be a pity to kill him like this. Intention: I want to examine but can't help admiring