The Top-Rated Dating Show Star

[I'm revising the story and getting my thoughts in order first. Hehe, babies, I'm back!] Liu Qike was the top player in the infinite-flow game missions of the quick transmigration bureau. Sick of people chasing after him to fight and kill him, he quit in a flash. He decided to find a department with fewer people to avoid malicious competition from coworkers, a high completion rate because the work couldn't be too hard, and good pay because money was the love of his life. He couldn't shortchange his precious darling. So Liu Qike wandered off to a remote corner to zone out. To his surprise, there was a hidden department tucked away there, a case of a silver lining appearing from nowhere! He tiptoed inside to check it out, and was very pleased with this so-called Devoted Cannon Fodder department. It had few people and little work, and its completion rate was a perfect 100%. He had no idea why it wasn't listed out in the open. It had taken him ages to find it. Liu Qike thought there must be strict entry requirements, which was why so few people worked there. But as soon as he stepped into the reception area, several people swarmed around him and ushered him in front of the manager. They hired him without even saying a word, then threw him straight into a mission world! Liu Qike: Is this what an efficient department with a 100% completion rate looks like? System 333 bluntly introduced the mission to its new Host: You have to play the mistress! Liu Qike: Whose? 333: The gong in the side couple of this world. You're also his best buddy! But don't worry, you'll fail to steal his partner and get flamed across the internet. Liu Qike: If I don't succeed, then I'm not the mistress... In the end, Liu Qike didn't just take the person he was trying to steal, he took the whole house too. Somehow, once anyone got involved with him, they couldn't leave even if they wanted to. Liu Qike: Actually, I'm only willing to be the mistress of that one gong. I don't have a fetish for inserting myself into so many couples. This dating show is so crowded. Can you kick me out? [Content warnings] 1. A beloved, irresistible gong. Everyone loves him. 2. No continuation to the story. I'll write whatever tropes I dream up. 3. It's been so long since I last updated. Sorry if my writing is a little off... ≦(._.)≧ 4. Enjoy reading, love you all! Theme: Tears and bitterness are hard to swallow