"I'm a nobody from the women's fiction section, not some slutty shou!"
A writer who goes by the pen name Flower-Crushing Fiend has a secret: This author of passionate brotherhood stories in the women's fiction section is, beneath the persona, a 24K titanium-alloy straight man. To save the awful stories he's written, he's forced to transmigrate into a book.
Every time he transmigrates into a book, Flower-Crushing Fiend complains, "Revising from the inside is murder on my back!"
Mysterious, powerful, delicate flower of a gong x straight, cannon-fodder, shameless flower-crushing shou
Book One: The Stunning Little Housekeeper Disguised as the CEO's
The rich, roguish CEO wakes up every day in a bed that's five hundred square meters wide.
I plan to transmigrate into the sweet, innocent housekeeper and become his first love, the one who got away.
I choose the role of "the person the CEO has to sleep with every day."
Oh no! The System has malfunctioned. I've accidentally transmigrated into a bed!
Doing it, he shudders and she trembles, and "this bed" collapses...
Book Two: My Parents Are True Love, I'm Just an Accident
The little emperor ascended the throne at eight years old. He's cold-blooded and cunning.
I plan to transmigrate into the future empress and start winning over my husband while he's still a child.
I choose the role of "the little emperor's childhood friend."
Oh no! The System has malfunctioned again. I've accidentally transmigrated into the great villain!
The little emperor has "his sworn enemy" tortured to death, then digs up his grave and whips his corpse.
Book Three: Benefactor, Your Undergarment Has Fallen
The adorable little monk is exceptionally gifted, innocent, and ascetic.
I plan to transmigrate into a seductive bird spirit and tempt him into saving me.
I choose the role of "the person the little monk loves most."
Oh no! The System has malfunctioned twice over. I've accidentally transmigrated into the second senior brother!
The little monk was lovingly raised from childhood by "his second senior brother."
Book Four: Dreaming Back to Qingxu, Being a Hands-Off Sect Leader
Zihan, the thirty-third sect leader of the Qingxu Sect, has maxed-out skills and peerless cultivation. He's been among a hundred flowers, yet only loves one black lotus.
After my first three transmigrations into books, I've learned how the System works. I'll definitely transmigrate into a man.
And based on all the master-disciple stories I've read, the younger disciple is likely to overpower the high-risk master and commit the disgraceful act of marrying his teacher.
After much careful thought,
I plan to transmigrate into Zihan's master, his furnace cauldron. Before Zihan becomes sect leader, I'll be his master, and he'll surely shower me with sweet affection and intense passion. It'll be a breeze to revise the story into danmei.
So I choose the role of "the man the male lead Zihan loves most."
Oh no! The System has malfunctioned yet again. I've accidentally transmigrated into the junior uncle from the neighboring sect!
The male lead and the junior uncle fought over toys as children, then over women when they were older...
Book Five: XXXX
Oh no! The System has malfunctioned yet again! ...
(To be continued as the awful stories pile up)
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Flower-Crushing Fiend: System, thank you for all your malice. And thank your ancestors for eighteen generations too.
The domineering CEO, little emperor, adorable Buddhist prince, handsome disciple... and so on, all the powerful gongs are played by the same professional book transmigrator, codename: I'm a Delicate Flower, Please Be Gentle.
Reader's Guide:
1. An unconventional, brainless feel-good romp. Feel free to roast it.
2. Fictional setting. Don't try to match it to real history.
3. A little mystery. Don't overthink it.
4. Characters may go out of character for the plot.
5. "I dedicate my worst writing to my best patrons." - Flower-Crushing Fiend
Theme: Don't give up halfway through
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