Zheng Chizhu's greatest regret in life was making a wish to Heaven's Grandma back then:
“Since everyone says the battlefield belongs to men, I urge Grandma Heaven to rally herself and send down men of every kind.”
Ding! Wish granted!
And so, graceful young gentlemen, dashing scholars, gentle immortals, unruly swordsmen, rebellious princes, refined top scholars, and scheming power players all came under her command.
The treasured sword that was by her side every day got jealous: “Are you really that desperate for men? I'll conjure up two for you!”
This sword has a spirit, with one soul and two bodies.
Sword Spirit No. 1, the bandit, (grabs her around the waist): “Chizhu, in my eyes, you're like a goddess.”
Sword Spirit No. 2, the prince, (bites her earlobe): “Fairy Danxi, I beg you, don't call that bandit's name while you're beneath me.”
Zheng Chizhu: You're jealous of yourself! You're cheating on yourself!
From then on, she became a master of keeping the peace:
In the morning, she had to soothe the jealous bandit: “Did you put your arm around his waist last night?”
At noon, she had to placate the prince turning to the dark side: “Who is it you really love?”
Late at night, she had to deal with the sword spirit in its united form: “Little Red Bean, which body should I use to serve you tonight?”
One woman, two men
Early: tsundere little princess x handsome, obnoxious bandit
Later: scheming green tea x mad, powerful, tragic prince
Two male leads: marriage before love + stand-in romance + fake love triangle
(The above are ranked by order of appearance.)
A sword spirit is no ordinary pond-bound creature. With the right wind and clouds, it can transform into a dragon.
A little prologue:
Zheng Chizhu, the second princess of the Xuan Kingdom, grew up cultivating immortality and seeking the Dao far from home, but gave up her cultivation for the sake of her homeland.
She went to war like a man and earned the nickname Rakshasa Woman.
But how could one woman turn the tide on her own?
In a naval battle, she suffered a crushing defeat and became the laughingstock of the streets, the “Mud Rakshasa.”
The legendary xianxia series Tales of Two Heroes has three books, and this is the first.
The second book is a danmei story about Zheng Chizhu's senior brother. Its book number is 9210890. If you'd like to learn more, please visit the pure-love historical danmei section.
Senior Brother Mao Dongtian: “You stinking rat, I thought of you as a brother, but you want to sleep with me?”
Theme: Life is not about how much you possess, but how deeply you feel.
Reading my wife's article gives me the feeling of reading three words and two shots (looking forward to it)