[Male lead, no CP + food + film crews]
After winning the Golden Chef Award, Wu Shiqing transmigrated to the interstellar era and became an undocumented resident with no identity and no chance of finding a job. All he could do was make ends meet as an extra.
Wu Shiqing, who only knew how to cook: ...
Well, fine. A person can hardly starve to death, can they? He could be a background extra and make some food as props for the film crew. That would be a decent way to get by.
Wu Shiqing joined a small production crew and began his career playing a chef.
But every production he worked on took a bizarre turn.
Production assistant: Director, Teacher Wu only plays a chef (munch, munch), and he's leaving as soon as this scene is done (munch, munch). But the actors throw a fit if they don't get to eat Teacher Wu's food!
Director: What kind of food is so amazing that all the actors have gained ten pounds and are still eating nonstop? Why are you still eating? Do you not want this job anymore? I don't believe it. Let me try some! (munch, munch) Mm... (munch, munch) There really is something to it (munch, munch). How can anything in this world taste this good? (munch, munch) Add more scenes! More scenes! We can't let him get away!
And so, viewers across the stars noticed a strange phenomenon in every kind of film and television show.
In sweet, heart-fluttering romance dramas, the leads eat all day. When they have a breakup, the heroine doesn't run off while pregnant. Instead, she sneaks into the hero's villa in the middle of the night, steals the chef, and runs off. The hero chases her across several star systems to get the chef back.
In gory horror movies, monsters kill people day after day and one companion after another dies, but the main cast doesn't try to repair their spaceship and escape. They dawdle happily, waiting for the feast.
In interstellar war dramas, the leaders of both sides negotiate every day, all for the sake of a meal.
In apocalyptic disaster movies, the insectoid aliens are right in the heroes' faces, but the protagonist is still eating. When the insectoids invade the Federation, the first thing they do is find somewhere to eat.
Wu Shiqing watched the film crew fight over the food and fell into deep thought. How strange. I'm just a chef. Why do they keep giving me more scenes?
Reader's guide:
* No CP. Everyone can do whatever they want. Don't mind me.
* A lighthearted, simple story. Don't scold me! Don't scold me! Don't scold me! If you don't like it, please leave. Thank you, everyone.
October 18, 2024 (recorded)
Below is my upcoming male-lead, no-CP novel: My Followers Are Looking for Me After I Faked My Death
Wu Ci transmigrated into a game called The Strange Spirit Disease Zone.
Eerie evil spirits, a twisted world. To survive, people sacrifice their lifespans and healthy bodies, gaining power through all sorts of illnesses. Every ability comes at a cost, with agonizing side effects.
Wu Ci, who brought his game data with him when he transmigrated, has two bodies.
One is his original main account. He is terminally ill and close to death, but absurdly powerful. His identity is the founding duke of a vast territory, and all the important people in this world used to be his loyal followers. Now his life force is exhausted, and he is faking his death.
The other is his secondary account. He is immortal and undying. A single drop of his blood can make a gravely ill person hale and hearty, and a small piece of his flesh can extend someone's life by a year. He can eliminate all illnesses and the side effects of abilities. But because he is healthy, he is so weak that he was captured and kept in a pen to be butchered for his flesh as soon as he arrived.
Wu Ci decides to find a way to make his main account eat his secondary account. He'll use the secondary account's abilities to resist disease and save his ruined main account. Then he'll be immortal and undying, take merciless revenge on the locals who captured him and carved him up, punch disease in the face, kick evil spirits to the curb, and become the god of the new world!
However... the influential people raised by his main account all seem to have their eyes on him! They also misunderstand the relationship between his main and secondary accounts. They think Wu Ci abandoned them for the sake of his secondary account, and, overcome with jealousy, insist on killing the secondary account to win back Wu Ci's attention!
The influential people: It's all your fault! You despicable thief! You attention-seeking little thief! It must be because of you that Godfather abandoned us! He's not here now, so who can save you? You're done for! I'm the only one who can be Godfather's favorite, most obedient lamb!
Wu Ci: ...
Good. Run the other way, you little brats. You're all out of favor now. I hope you keep acting so arrogant when I cut up my main account.
Reader's guide:
* The protagonist, the supporting cast, and the whole world are all unhinged. The protagonist is the worst of them all and dreams of becoming the god of the new world. He'll seem a lot like a villain.
* Contains lots of misunderstandings, narcissistic romance, and a protagonist adored by everyone.
Theme: Eat well and stay healthy.
Super absurd and hilarious article, memes and allusions fly together, exaggeration and deconstruction are the same. After uploading the video, I was so excited that I laughed to death! How wonderful!
The earth was destroyed because of...😂
If I want to watch the extra story, I want to see that it was Teacher Wu's DNA that made Qing Yi Qing Er and Jay's affairs exposed.
So fast! Qing one, Qing two, they will cry
Is this the end? Our green mother! Woo woo woo
I feel like there are still some unfinished things to explain. Will there be any extras to fill in the gaps?
Super absurd and hilarious article, memes and allusions fly together, exaggeration and deconstruction are the same. After uploading the video, I was so excited that I laughed to death! How wonderful!
The earth was destroyed because of...😂
If I want to watch the extra story, I want to see that it was Teacher Wu's DNA that made Qing Yi Qing Er and Jay's affairs exposed.
So fast! Qing one, Qing two, they will cry
Is this the end? Our green mother! Woo woo woo
I feel like there are still some unfinished things to explain. Will there be any extras to fill in the gaps?
Don't underestimate the bond between us
Still so dizzy, dilian feels very at ease
Ahhhhh, I finished writing [question mark] 💪 💪 💪 💪 🤩
Why is the teacher so anxious to be a dog? What kind of hobby is it?