I'm sorry, but I can't keep writing this story, so I'm taking it down. I won't write any more female-led stories without romance. The extreme no-romance readers are terrifying. After my account was hacked before, I thought I'd lie low for a while and then come back to continue writing. But then my editor told me someone had reported a danmei fanfic I wrote ages ago.
I have to hand it to you, that's some dedication. When I write a female-led story without romance, you go to extremes and say she's not enough of a strong female lead, or she's so evil she's like a man. Now you're policing my danmei, too? I wrote that fanfic more than 800 years ago, and even I had forgotten about it, but you dug it up. You hacked and dug up every one of my other social media accounts, including one I didn't even know I had. Isn't that a little too intimate? Fine, you're amazing. I hope you marry a divorced man and have eight babies in one go!
[Diary Becomes Reality + Real-Time Comments + Dark Mary Sue]
Bai Ling transmigrates into the edgy diary she wrote as a child.
The problem is, her edgy setting has a grimdark world!
Her home, the Xiluoya Empire, is a decayed human dystopia combining highly centralized rule, religious domination, and extreme xenophobia.
Her father is a war-mongering tyrant and an extreme control freak. To keep constant watch over every citizen, he transformed himself into the sun in the sky.
Her mother is a neurotic, manic poisoner who uses slaves to make potions so she can preserve her beauty.
And her brother is a taciturn killing machine, ruthless and brutal in his methods of invasion, colonization, and governance.
Even the so-called gods are bizarre creatures from the subspace, capable of mutating people at any moment. They are helplessly obsessed with Bai Ling, each of them drooling over her like a dog and dreaming of licking her. They fight to drag her into the abyss and make her their dependent.
Bai Ling struggles to survive in her diary, wandering far from home. Just when she's finally about to return to the palace as a princess, she discovers that this diary world has somehow turned into an anime starring someone else! And she's the hated, vicious villainess princess!
[It's finally getting an anime adaptation! Can't wait!]
[Why start the preview with the villainess princess? I hate these high-and-mighty oppressors. She's spoiled and evil, stupid and dumb, selfish, vain, and shallow. She doesn't even deserve to join the male lead's harem!]
[And her whole family are villains. Hurry up and kill them! When is the male lead showing up?]
[The male lead will appear soon. According to the plot, he'll take the princess hostage and escape the empire! The villainess princess dies soon after this part!]
Vicious Villainess Princess Bai Ling: ...
Right there and then, she tracked down the male lead mentioned in the comments, found a way to take his place, and seized everything that belonged to him, becoming the strongest.
*
People in the real world would never forget that day.
A subspace demon entered real space and ran amok. The empire's expeditionary fleet invaded reality, surrounded Blue Star, and demanded the return of their missing princess. Otherwise, they would launch a planetary destruction strike and blast Blue Star into a field of ore to prevent subspace contamination.
The missing princess, Bai Ling, was enjoying breakfast. With her holy mouth, she polished off the jianbing in her sacred hands, her holy sacrament.
With steel wings behind her, radiant halos shining behind her head, a sacred crown above it, and a chainsword in her hand, she appeared in the sky above the edge of the shattered battlefield in the real world, like a saint descending to earth. Without the slightest embarrassment, she thundered her lines at the stunned people of the real world, the imperial army, and the invading demon's followers: "You tiny ants, how laughable! I sentence you all to death today! Prepare yourselves!"
[Waaah, Princess, I'm sorry! You really are a princess! If it were me, I'd have died in five minutes.]
[Baby girl, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have called you dumb. You're the smartest, my clever little darling! You tricked all of us! (sobbing)]
[Baby girl! Take me with you! You're my one and only master!]
[Baby girl, your morals are terrible, but your beauty makes up for it.]
[The princess is so beautiful, she'll be forgiven no matter what she does! No wonder she's the most beautiful woman in the universe! I want to be the princess's dog!]
Reader's Guide:
* The worldbuilding is probably closer to Western fantasy, with a bit of everything, including some biblical elements. If that offends you, please steer clear.
* This is a serious story with a heroine who grows over time. She has flaws at the beginning and goes through a process of change, gradually becoming the strongest. Please don't insult her. She's not meant to be perfect. If you expect the protagonist to meet certain moral standards, this isn't for you. If it feels wrong, just run. (You can think of Tomie, maybe? But she's actually Salome.)
* My writing is pretty bad and I'm sensitive, but I'll work hard to improve. Please support niche genres and don't berate the cook.
* This story is fictional and does not allude to anything in reality.
Also promoting my upcoming story, I Join a Film Crew as a Culinary God.
[Male lead, no romance + Food + Film Crew]
After winning the Golden Chef Award, Wu Shiqing transmigrates to the interstellar era and becomes an undocumented person with no identity and no job prospects. He can only get by as an extra.
Wu Shiqing, who only knows how to cook: ...
Well, all right. It's not like I can starve to death, right? I can be a background character and make some food as props for the film crew. I can get by just fine.
Wu Shiqing sneaks onto a low-budget film set and begins his career playing a chef.
But every production he's worked on has taken a bizarre turn.
Production assistant: Director, Teacher Wu only plays a chef (munch munch). He's leaving as soon as this scene is done (munch munch), but the cast throws a fit if they can't eat Teacher Wu's food!
Director: What kind of food is so amazing that the entire cast has gained ten pounds and they're still eating? Why are you eating? Don't you want to work anymore? I refuse to believe this! Let me try it! (munch munch) Hmm... (munch munch) This really is something (munch munch). How can anything in the world taste this good? (munch munch) Add scenes! Add scenes! Don't let him get away!
And so, interstellar audiences noticed a strange phenomenon across every genre of film and television.
In the sugary romance dramas, the male and female leads eat all day. When they're about to break up, the heroine doesn't run off with a baby. Instead, she sneaks into the hero's villa in the middle of the night to steal the chef and run away. The hero chases her across several star systems to get the chef back.
In retro supernatural horror dramas, the female ghost kills people every day, and the cast members die one by one. Yet the main characters don't try to repair their spaceship and escape. They dawdle cheerfully, waiting around for the feast.
In interstellar war dramas, the leaders of both sides negotiate every day, all for the sake of a meal.
In apocalyptic disaster films, the insectoid aliens are right in their faces, but the main characters are still eating. When the insectoids invade the Federation, the first thing they do is find somewhere to eat, too.
Watching the film crew fight over food, Wu Shiqing falls into deep thought. This is strange. I'm just a chef. Why do they keep giving me more scenes?
October 8, 2024 (Every version of this blurb has been archived as evidence.)
Theme: Believe in yourself, grow stronger, and head for glory
I'm convinced. Nan relies on his parents, partners (bg and bl), brothers, sisters and friends. No one says he's not the alpha male, but in the end it doesn't work when it comes to women. Why, don't you just love Nan? Can't women succeed through the help of others? Why don't men talk about using others when they do this? If you have the ability, see for yourself whether you can achieve great things without the help of others, and then judge. I'm convinced, this world of love-making
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 I like this very much. I didn't expect it to be solved. Teacher, you must tell me the day you change your pen name and write in another software. I really like this style.
Nowadays, I am really not particularly harsh on women. It seems that the heroine must be a saint, must not have desires, must be strong enough to handle everything, must have all the auras and must not have any flaws. Really neurotic atmosphere. I like this article very much, but the author's safety and mood are more important. I hope that in the future you can get rid of the bad emotions caused by your mental illness. Bao, your writing is very good. I hope you can be happy.
Please come back, goddess😭😭Hang out the box and I will chop them to death😭😭😭
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unless a man is the camera... What kind of female video is a male perspective?
Damn it, how could this be? But to be honest, this kind of manipulation of other people's personal contact information is considered human flesh, right? Should we consider calling the police?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just fell into the trap 😭 😭 😭 Tonic, oh, tonic, if I don't like seeing you, just leave. Why do you have to hit the cook? It's so hard to find a good girl, you know? Do you know how fragrant this setting is? As soon as I jumped in, you beat the cook and buried me 😭 😭 😭
Big hug, let's ignore these zzs and go to the police if they continue to do human flesh.
Come on, teacher, this book is really good. I like the vicious little princess and selfish queen in your works. I feel like these women have flesh and blood. Woohoo.
Ahhhh, I kept it for a long time before, but when I opened it today, I found it had died! I really hate that person who scolds the boss, and even scolds the cook when eating.
Ah, I'm surprised. I just saw this kind of character design. I think it's quite casual and has that kind of casualness. But you said that you didn't write it down later.
Killer Simulator
After Pretending to Die, Believers Are Looking for Me
As an SSR, I Picked Players
Undercover Enemy Country, Take the Throne Immediately
Rebellious Villain
Collection One
I Joined a Film Crew to Play a Culinary God (Food)
The Tyrannical Minister, Rewriting the Story
Legend Simulator
I, the Savior, Have Been Caught
I Think the Cyber World Will Eradicate Poverty Entirely
I'm the Mastermind
I'm convinced. Nan relies on his parents, partners (bg and bl), brothers, sisters and friends. No one says he's not the alpha male, but in the end it doesn't work when it comes to women. Why, don't you just love Nan? Can't women succeed through the help of others? Why don't men talk about using others when they do this? If you have the ability, see for yourself whether you can achieve great things without the help of others, and then judge. I'm convinced, this world of love-making
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 I like this very much. I didn't expect it to be solved. Teacher, you must tell me the day you change your pen name and write in another software. I really like this style.
Nowadays, I am really not particularly harsh on women. It seems that the heroine must be a saint, must not have desires, must be strong enough to handle everything, must have all the auras and must not have any flaws. Really neurotic atmosphere. I like this article very much, but the author's safety and mood are more important. I hope that in the future you can get rid of the bad emotions caused by your mental illness. Bao, your writing is very good. I hope you can be happy.
Please come back, goddess😭😭Hang out the box and I will chop them to death😭😭😭
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unless a man is the camera... What kind of female video is a male perspective?
Damn it, how could this be? But to be honest, this kind of manipulation of other people's personal contact information is considered human flesh, right? Should we consider calling the police?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just fell into the trap 😭 😭 😭 Tonic, oh, tonic, if I don't like seeing you, just leave. Why do you have to hit the cook? It's so hard to find a good girl, you know? Do you know how fragrant this setting is? As soon as I jumped in, you beat the cook and buried me 😭 😭 😭 Big hug, let's ignore these zzs and go to the police if they continue to do human flesh.
Come on, teacher, this book is really good. I like the vicious little princess and selfish queen in your works. I feel like these women have flesh and blood. Woohoo.
Ahhhh, I kept it for a long time before, but when I opened it today, I found it had died! I really hate that person who scolds the boss, and even scolds the cook when eating.
Ah, I'm surprised. I just saw this kind of character design. I think it's quite casual and has that kind of casualness. But you said that you didn't write it down later.