People, Why Do They All Call Turtles Evil Gods?

[Launching next month]

Wu Meng is a turtle. After waking from a nap, it finds itself transmigrated to another world, where its favorite food has become sentient and is charging at it, yelling that it wants to eat turtle!

Wu Meng: QAQ I'm so scared I'm gonna die!

What can it do? It can only eat the thing with tears in its eyes.

After all, ˃ǒ˂ surely humans wouldn't turn down a crispy, delicious chicken drumstick charging straight at them, either.

*

This other world is strange. So strange that even a turtle can turn into a human. Ah, life is hard. Little Turtle sighs. At least having a human body does have its conveniences.

For example, sentient food is still food. Turtle can eat whatever it wants.

For example, Turtle can use transportation. Other people seem to have to pay a fare, but Turtle's is a little more troublesome. It needs a good kick.

For example, Turtle doesn't have to struggle to turn over when sunbathing anymore. It can lie on its back, belly, or side, curl up, or even hang upside down like a beautiful golden turtle! And nobody else lies next to Turtle, so all this sunshine belongs to Turtle!

Ha! So this is how you humans live the good life!

There's just one thing: everyone else calls Turtle an evil god.

Turtle thinks they're uneducated. Turtle's name is clearly Wu Meng, okay?

*

The paranormal has returned, and countless anomalies have poured out of the woodwork. People with supernatural abilities have established the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, striving to find ways to deal with them.

But when they reached the latest resurgence site and saw half a bite mark on the nearly dead body of a Class C anomaly...

The investigators couldn't help but wonder:

Had they really survived in this paranormal world? If not, why were they seeing something this nightmarish?

They arrived at [Anomaly B197: The Bliss Express]. While everyone else had to pay with their souls to board, a young man kicked the fare box as hard as he could. And then--

The investigators watched the bus's tailpipe disappear as it sped away in a panic.

Had they really not survived after all...?

An S-Class anomaly appeared at a resurgence site, and the entire Bureau mobilized. [Anomaly S032: The Hot-Blooded Gas Station] had a 99.99% fatality rate. Its properties: boil human blood and evaporate it; its own physical hot-bloodedness powers it up.

As the Bureau struggled to find a solution, a young man shouted something about the sun and sunbathing, then charged right in...

And came out without a scratch.

The investigators cautiously concluded that one of them and the young man probably wasn't human.

Sure enough, before long, the young man got his own designation:

[Anomaly Level: Unknown]

[Anomaly Number 001: Evil God]

*

Lu Ye picked up a beautiful wife named Wu Meng. He often thought his in-laws had been awfully bold when they named her.

Even if she's really cute, there's no need to be so absurdly direct about it.

Later, his wife went missing. Anxious and irritable, Lu Ye skipped a little turtle he found by the roadside, earning a perfect score.

A few days later, after pestering everyone in the Investigation Bureau, he went around asking people:

Do you have a cute, beautiful wife? What do I do if my cute, beautiful wife comes home and ignores me? Can I still sleep with my wife tonight?

Wu Meng, who'd been skipped for a perfect score:

These six wishes of yours aren't coming true, not a single one.

Screenshot taken on 2026/1/12

Theme: Find yourself, respect and love yourself