The Infinite-Worlds Boss Just Wants to Be a Slacker

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Question: What’s been the greatest tribulation of your life?

Answer: ...Dying, then having someone dig up my grave.

As one of the many bosses working in infinite-flow dungeons, Li An has always had a peaceful, laid-back life, until...

He sees someone digging up his grave!!!

#A spring drizzle falls on Tomb-Sweeping Day, and I meet a passerby digging up my grave!#

#Is that even your grave? Why are you digging it up?#

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Yan Chiran is a mysterious player who has crushed ten dungeons in a row on the rankings and obtained an SSS hidden-level item. Recognized as the most hardcore newcomer, he has talent! Strength! Everything!

But he’s afraid of ghosts...

Li An, whose boss has kicked him into a dungeon to complete a mission while keeping his identity hidden, stares at the diary that fell from the sky one second ago and nearly smacked him in the face.

Ghost-Fearing Notes

? Month ? Day Sunny

There’s a ghost today. Folk-custom dungeon. Nobody in the grave. Yeah, it’s probably a fake grave. There’s a strange... teammate?

? Month ? Day Cloudy

There’s a ghost today. The little ghost in the new dungeon is hiding from my teammate? He seems to like petting cats. Hmm, but even petting the boss is a bit much. I should remind him another day.

? Month ? Day Partly cloudy

No ghosts today. An illiterate weirdo obsessed with petting cats has no future! (Crossed out)

? Month ? Day Sunny

There’s a ghost today. They really are hiding from my teammate! He has potential. A lot of potential.

Hmm, as his teammate, I ought to show him the joy of hard work. And maybe level up my skills, too.

Li An, who’s been unable to slack off lately because someone’s using him as a charm against evil: ...

What the hell is with all this grinding?

Afraid of ghosts? What a coincidence!

I’m exactly qualified for the job, thanks▼~▼

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After living for several centuries, Li An suddenly enters his rebellious phase. He puts on the classic red outfit of a vengeful ghost that’s been stashed away for ages and declares: He’s the baddest of them all! He picks a night when the yin energy is at its strongest and sneaks into Yan Chiran’s room...

Oh, he’s home...

“?” The man, wearing only a bath towel, still has water dripping from his hair. He looks at Li An, who has climbed halfway through the window.

“Today, I’ll show you why flowers are so red!”

“...”

The next morning, the baddest person around grits his teeth and pries open the arms wrapped around his waist. Damn it, does this idiot know what afraid means? Is this what fear looks like?

P.S. This is my take on infinite flow. Some plot holes may be foreshadowing.

-- You Call Me a Haitang Shizun?

Also known as My Shizun, You Know I’ve Never Had a Wife, and How Many Good Disciples Do You Have, Anyway? Beautiful Shizun Tries to Escape the Clutches of That Certain Website x His Wild Disciple Who Keeps Losing Despite Fighting and Daring to Defy His Master

Everyone knows the handsome Immortal Venerable Yan Jiangshan loves taking disciples. He has three disciples of astonishing talent.

The eldest disciple is the successor to a sword sect, dignified and composed. At eighteen, he shattered the Hongtian realm with a single strike. No matter how many men and women from various sects pine for him, he ignores them all. There’s a saying: The sword-obsessed love only their swords, not ordinary people.

The second disciple cultivates both medicine and poison. He has a kind face but a cold heart, and his mastery of poison is unparalleled. Countless corpses have met their end at his hands. Nobody has ever seen him save anyone, except Yan Jiangshan.

The third disciple is the young master of Tushan. He has the bones and heart of a fox, yet he can walk among a thousand flowers without a petal sticking to him. His favorite thing to do is sleep, especially on the eaves above his shizun.

Yan Jiangshan is very pleased with them. After all, he needs the sons of fortune to complete the System’s assigned mission of getting shizuns to top. He’s the one who gets topped, of course.

Just when everything is ready and all that remains is to get screwed, things start going wrong...

The eldest disciple is afflicted by a heart demon and stops practicing the sword, wanting only to have Yan Jiangshan treat it. Can someone explain why the heart demon has Yan Jiangshan’s face?

The second disciple’s behavior grows more and more suspicious. He tends the flowers and plants by day, forces Yan Jiangshan to drink medicine at night, and is always running off somewhere. The medicine boy says he’s been looking for some kind of love-gu poison to use as medicine?

The third disciple grows more diligent by the day, but he’s pursuing the wrong kind of diligence. Didn’t he sneer at illusion and seduction techniques? How did practicing them lead him into Yan Jiangshan’s room?

At last, after a long absence, the System finally shows up. Yan Jiangshan finally sees its serial number: That Certain Website.

Yan Jiangshan, a native of Lijiang City, suddenly understands everything.

And so, this shared-use shizun decides to run away...

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Wen Ye is the most talented demonic cultivator. To ensure the success of the demonic cultivators’ cause, he’s sent to infiltrate the side of Yan Jiangshan, the best-looking... no, the most disciple-loving person at Chaotian Sect. This time, however, Yan Jiangshan refuses to take him in, no matter what.

He even wants to leave Chaotian Sect just to avoid him.

Wen Ye won’t accept that. He launches an offensive. As it happens, the Immortal Venerable’s journey isn’t exactly peaceful, either. Wen Ye fights and loses, then loses and fights again.

Finally, after Wen Ye lets slip that he cultivates the Way of Ruthlessness, the Immortal Venerable relents.

The day after Wen Ye hears that his name has been sent a thousand miles to be entered into Chaotian Sect’s disciple registry, the two of them are cornered.

One wields a sword that casts its shadow across the sky, looking at Wen Ye as if he’s a human trafficker.

One unleashes a flood of poison, with hundreds of puppet skeletons itching for a fight behind him.

One spreads nine tails across the sky, sharpening his claws with murder in his fox eyes.

The demonic cultivator still pretending to be a well-behaved disciple: Shizun, who are they?

The Immortal Venerable still trying to escape: My disciples...

Shizun, how many good disciples do you have, anyway?

Why is he even bothering to pretend? Every one of them looks more like a demonic cultivator than he does!!!

The blurb was screenshotted on March 14.

Theme: Everyone deserves to be happy, right?