After a Straight-Laced Cannon Fodder Transmigrates Into a Toxic Danmei Novel

Please add my neighboring novel, The Beautiful Master Who Is Always Coveted, to your collection! This one is also known as Master, You Know I've Been Single Since I Was a Kid and How Many Good Disciples Do You Even Have? [A beautiful master who tries to escape a certain Tang's clutches x a rebellious disciple who repeatedly fails at his attempts to take liberties with his superior]

[Blurb]

Jing He transmigrates into a melodramatic supernatural romance novel.

Unfortunately, as soon as he arrives, he's dragged into a ghost marriage.

Even worse, he's the dead person being married off.

Luckily, he gets bound to a System. As long as he pushes the melodramatic plot forward, he can not only stay alive, but live comfortably with money!

The young man, whose love of money has flared up, bursts out of his coffin! He casually picks someone to make eye contact with. With eyes that can't tell people from animals beyond five meters, he looks at the dog with the same tender gaze: "If it makes you happy, I'd do anything for you."

As everyone gasps in shock and excitement, Jing He slowly lies back down and even puts the lid on his coffin. He really is very considerate.

Just as he presses his ear against the coffin wall to listen closely for the next twist, someone pushes the lid open again. Jing He looks at the face, still fairly clear through his blurry vision.

Hmm, he's more handsome than me. Not interested.

But Jing He still blinks politely a few times and greets him warmly. "Hi?"

The man smiles, looking even more handsome, but somehow his smile makes Jing's skin crawl. Only then does Jing He realize something is wrong.

[Ahem, your instincts are right.]

[Allow me to introduce the male lead of this novel: your husband.]

Wait, what?! This is a danmei novel?!

*

After learning that this is a danmei novel, Jing He devotes himself to cutting down his own screen time, but still can't escape the clutches of the melodrama gods.

Someone [trying to explain with gestures]: Things happened like this and that. Accidents are normal, right?!

System: You kissed him.

Someone [eyes shaking with shock]: But this is a melodrama novel. It's always in the middle of some melodrama. We just kissed once, it doesn't mean anything between us!

System: You kissed him.

Someone [stumbling over his words]: If that's what you think, there's nothing I can do. I'm straight, okay

System: You kissed him.

Jing He: [silently turns on word filtering]

System [with "kiss" filtered out]: Your melodrama points shot way up after you [filtered]. My~ suggestion is that you [filtered] more. [Filtered] is good for your health!

Jing He: ...Damn, why does that sound even weirder!

*

The System, whose melodrama meter has been stuck at 100% for ages, glances at the black screen that only appears during certain special moments, then looks back at the gossip from its coworker in the chat window.

Coworker: I heard your Host is straight?

System [expressionless]: ...You heard wrong.

It's hilarious. In a world where even a steel girder would bend into a thick spring, straight men? They don't exist.

[Important]

▲ This novel has absolutely nothing to do with reality!! It's entirely fictional!! Don't apply it to real life, and don't be superstitious!!!!!!!

▲ The characters' values do not represent the author's values!

▲ Melodramatic, toxic love.

● Comments on individual chapters are now open to everyone~ And one last thing... I'd love it if a sweet angel added this to their collection (/ω\)

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The Passerby Marries the Dragon-Blooded Protagonist and Gets Trapped in a Love Polygon [A shameless, scene-stealing heartthrob who takes everyone for granted x a secretly lovesick dragon-blooded protagonist]

As a star employee at the transmigration bureau, Fu Xin gets a passerby A mission this time. In a very un-passerby-like turn of events, he transmigrates into the story on the very night of his wedding to the dragon-blooded protagonist.

Luckily, the protagonist hands him a marriage contract that very night, which makes his mission easier: pass through the settings of four different novels!

Setting No. 1 [Campus]: Fu Xin passes by the basketball court and blends into the crowd, cheering along. Number three is so hot!!!

On the court, the sunny college guy lifts his jersey to wipe away his sweat, only to see the new spouse his uncle ignored at the wedding, gazing at him in admiration with earnest, fervent eyes.

He tries to calm his pounding heart, but can't help thinking, So my uncle can be blind to a good thing after all.

Fu Xin, handing out water to fit in [shocked expression]: No way. You're the male lead, fresh off a game, and you still dare to accept pear syrup with added sugar?

Setting No. 2 [Showbiz]: Fu Xin passes by a singing competition and blends into the crowd, looking enraptured. If that voice sang to me in the middle of the night...

That famously carefree and unruly singer arrives at Fu Xin's villa that very night. He glances at the wedding photo hanging in the empty room, then walks straight over. "Want me to sing you a song?" He even thoughtfully specifies a time: "In the middle of the night?"

Fu Xin curls up on the sofa, looking tiny. As the man approaches, it seems tears are about to gather at the corners of his eyes.

The man's foxlike eyes narrow. That guy must be so busy battling his family's conglomerate that he's forgotten his poor new spouse at home.

Fu Xin, with dust in his eyes [tearful and dazed]: Oh no, I forgot that Huo Yaojin never came back after the wedding. I haven't gone back either. Is it too late to act dejected and miserable now?

Setting No. 3 [Melodrama]: Fu Xin passes by a confrontation between doubles and blends into the crowd, exclaiming along with everyone else. They really do look alike. Even more so when they aren't smiling.

That very night, he gets cornered by the Huo family's adopted son, who has trouble walking and is usually gentle and polite. This time, he makes no effort to hide the malice beneath his pleasant facade. "Actually, they look most like you when they smile. But I don't want to see you smile."

Fu Xin, who loves smiling by nature [educational version]: Here's a secret: people can close their eyes. How about that? Isn't it amazing?

Later, the young man, who has been diligently completing his mission, wonders why this setting is turning into more and more of a battlefield. More importantly, why does he keep running into that dragon-blooded protagonist with the permanent scowl?

Fu Xin props up his chin and stares at the villa gates, which the dragon-blooded protagonist ordered locked. He seems to hate Fu Xin even more now.

*

At the banquet, several groups gather in a place meant for clinking glasses and conversation, but everyone's attention is fixed on just one person.

Huo Yaojin watches Fu Xin chatting and laughing with someone else, and finally can't resist pushing through the crowd to approach him. "You're my wife," he says, his voice low, as if to emphasize something.

Fu Xin looks at him thoughtfully. He'd nearly forgotten there was a dragon-blooded protagonist setting too. The beautiful young man immediately taps out a few words, smiles, waves his phone at him, and leaves.

Huo Yaojin looks at the message he has just received. The few words on the screen make his vision go black: "Once we're divorced, I won't be~"

[Once upon a time, there was a dragon-blooded protagonist. He was very dragon, very mighty. When he discovered that the spouse he despised was coveted by the whole world, he was so devastated he wanted to die. Then he fell hard and started jealously guarding his treasure~]

[Blurb screenshotted on August 17]

Thesis: Face yourself and accept yourself