The Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Is Incredibly Handsome

[Beautiful, strong, tragic, deranged eunuch bottom x stoic, patient general top who is loyal only to him]

Fu Yandeng is the hated corrupt official of the Great Sui Dynasty. He controls the Eastern and Western Depots, wields power over the realm, and is ruthless and vicious in his dealings. Countless people at court would love to tear him apart and drink his blood.

Chief among them is the upright, brilliant, and mighty general Song Chen.

Someone once saw General Song cornering that treacherous official in private and loudly berating him. The anguish and passion in his words made him a model for us all!

But one day, rumors suddenly began circulating through court that the two had once shared a night of passion and harbored deep feelings for each other.

The rumors reached the emperor. Already wary of Fu Yandeng, he asked the general in front of all the officials, "Is it true?"

Song Chen clenched his fists and glanced at the slender figure standing calmly beside him. His gaze was dark, his voice stern. "Your Majesty, it is true."

The court erupted.

The emperor gritted his teeth and asked again, hinting at a warning: "Song Chen, think carefully before you answer!"

The assembled officials stared at the corrupt official, who stood unshaken, and pointed fingers at him.

Then came a thunderous crash as the man dropped to his knees in the Hall of Martial Peace. His words struck like a bolt of lightning: "I, your servant, love Lord Fu. I will marry no one else for the rest of my life!"

After the court session ended, an unexpected guest arrived at Song Chen's home.

Dressed in white, with black hair as smooth as silk, the man's beauty was breathtaking. He wore a careless smile. "I didn't know you had such feelings for me."

Perhaps finding Song Chen's silence amusing, he moved closer, his tone suggestive. "Or were you pretending to be out of your mind that night when I drugged you?"

Before he could finish, Song Chen rolled over and pinned him to the bed, kissing him:

"I was pretending to be out of my mind, but I meant every word I said in the hall."

Fu Yandeng smiled, patted his face, and pushed his head down firmly.

"If you want to be my dog, first learn how to serve your master."

Later, Fu Yandeng asked Song Chen:

"Why did you say in the hall that you would marry no one but me? As far as I know, General Song, you're not some lovesick fool."

The man behind him had a gaze like the stars. "I just wanted to tell everyone at court that I'm your backer, your sword and blade. Anyone who dares to bully you had better think twice."

Fu Yandeng was silent for a long time, then gave an inscrutable smile. "I'm the mighty Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years. Why would I be afraid of someone bullying me? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard."

The man brushed the snow from his brow. "Yes, you're always formidable. No one can bully you."

That night, snow covered the ground. The north wind made the air bitterly cold, and passersby wrapped their cloaks tightly around themselves.

No one noticed the glimmer flowing through those cold eyes.

Just as it had when Song Chen first saw him.

[Content Warnings]

1. The emperor is the little brother. Our Yanyan is the strongest in the world.

2. Both leads are faithful to each other, body and soul. They are the great loves of each other's lives, and the ending is an unshakable HE.

3. The bottom has low morals. Moral guardians, please move along.

4. This is a logic-defying wish-fulfillment story. If you don't like it, please don't flame the author.

Theme: Someone waits for you in the snow