Pre-collection of "The blind beauty coveted by the dank man" and "Brother, brother, will you buy my oregano" please collect it
——Copywriting of this article——
The beautiful heartthrob who thinks she is bad is sexually assaulted by various possessive and crazy dogs
Yu Ling only has a pretty face and a heart that wants to do bad things.
But his performance has always been at the bottom of the villain system.
Now, he is treated as a waste system and thrown into the cleaning pool——
What ushered in was not formatting, but the familiar system sound.
[Ding, you have been bound to the Holy Father System, please promote world peace.
Ha? He won't, he will only be a villain.
World 1 "The Wayward Young Master in the Entertainment Circle"
Yu Ling was covered in dirty stuff, and all the prominent people in the entertainment industry were his opponents. In order to clear his name, he had to participate in a wilderness survival show. On the first day after landing on the island, the guests were disconnected from the program crew, and young master Jiaojiao knew nothing.
In order to survive, he had no choice but to talk softly to a group of sworn enemies and beg them for help with a crying face.
Yu Ling was complacent, thinking that he had fooled his opponent.
In the end, he was discovered by his enemies. When he begged everyone, he would sit on his enemies' lap with his mouth open and wait for someone to feed him with his mouth.
World 2 "The Suspenseful Night Blind Coward Little Beauty"
A group of wealthy second-generation young men went on an adventure, but they met the dead owner of the villa in a Republican-style villa.
Yu Ling was targeted by the ghost man because of his nonsense.
The night-blind little beauty, who is afraid of ghosts and cowardly, dares not sleep at night, so she can only save her dignity and find her annoying ex-boyfriend as a roommate.
The ex-boyfriend pinched Yu Ling's chin open so that he could not retract his tongue: When you were having sex with me, you didn't look this pitiful.
The ghost of the owner of the villa surrounded Yu Ling from behind: Hush - please, I will help you deal with him.
World 3 "Vicious cannon fodder attack on stock buying articles"
Dressed as cannon fodder but facing blindness, Yu Ling tried hard to imitate other attackers and gain a sense of presence in front of the protagonist.
At first everyone was laughing at Yu Ling for not knowing what was good and what was good.
In the end, everyone was jealous of the protagonist who had a dirty mind and seduced Yu Ling.
But Yu Ling seems to have mistakenly recognized the protagonist Shou.
The person holding his hand is the protagonist Shou, so who just kissed him?
World 4 "Infinitely Literary Good-for-Nothing Love Liar"
In order to pass the level, Yu Ling did not hesitate to betray all his teammates.
But accidentally entered the reverse world.
Yu Ling's status changed with his former teammates, and he became...
Prey.
Boss 1 stopped Yu Ling in place: Run, why don't you run? Didn't you run very fast before?
Boss 2 tore off his clothes to reveal the unhealed scar on his heart: Baby, do you still have the impression? You stabbed me to survive.
Yu Ling: I'm not very capable. At that time, I actually wanted to die for my love. I know that you are powerful and have high willpower, so you won't die if you fall. Unlike me, death is real death. But I can't find you anymore. I don't want to turn into an irrational monster, so I hid first...
Afterwards, the lie was exposed, and Yu Ling was punished. He had a tattoo on his tongue that told him to tell the truth, and he could no longer deceive others.
…
World after world passed, and the system couldn't bear it anymore:
[Host, please remember that we are the Holy Father System!
Yu Ling said casually: Oh? Didn't I complete the task? Look, those mad dogs don't get sick now, they just show Q
——Advance payment 1——
"What bad intentions does the little succubus have?"
Lideng is the last succubus in the world. After the birth of consciousness, the world has been ruled by humans.
In order to hide his identity, he disguised himself as a human and survived for several years.
But he can't hide now. The food left by the elders has been exhausted. If he doesn't look for new things, the last succubus will starve to death!
Li Deng set his sights on a 'brutal and terrifying' man, whom humans called the Big Devil.
As a demon king, it is my duty to provide food to the little succubus.
The big devil is still young and energetic, suck him!
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Xu Xianyao has had everything since he was born, and he has everything going smoothly. He is a rich and noble son who is envied by millions of people.
But he has a secret: he has severe skin hunger syndrome.
As the heir of the Xu family, he has been required to restrain himself, observe propriety, suppress desires, and not have any shortcomings since he was a child.
Xu Xianyao also thought that he would restrain himself for the rest of his life.
Until one day, he met a beautiful young man.
Snow-skinned, with black hair and red eyes, a pair of cute black horns on the top of her head, and a beautiful black slender tail under her waist.
The tip of the tail is heart shaped.
The young man pounced on him the first time he saw him, pretending to be fierce and threatening him: "Be honest and let me suck your essence. Be obedient and I will let you go in ten minutes. If you don't obey me... Hehehe, this succubus will eat you!"
The moment he was hugged, Xu Yanyao was like a dry river that had dried up for decades, and the water flowed in again.
Desires that have been suppressed for many years flourish.
Xu Xianyao couldn't help but pinch the tip of the little succubus's tail and asked hoarsely: "Just ten minutes? I thought you succubus would start overnight."
Lideng: Huh?
Something doesn't seem right.
He just wanted to have sex with the man, rub against him, suck in a few mouthfuls of semen, and it would be even better if he sucked a few mouthfuls of blood.
But why did the man take him to bed?
Xu Xianyao smiled and said: "I remember that traditional succubi... Need to replenish their energy day and night."
Small Theater
1.
Lideng searched online to summarize the impressions of succubi in the world:
▌▋good▊▉Greedy █████
Li Deng was angry: Rumor! I'm not an ordinary succubus. I only need a little bit of human saliva to fill my stomach. I'm not going to suck a man dry every day like they write!
Xu Xianyao had just finished exercising and lifted up his cuffs, revealing the strong and smooth lines of his forearms.
Lideng: You are not someone else, come here and let me post it
2.
Lideng: Hum hum, I'm very angry today, I want to go on a hunger strike! I will never be tempted by any male lust again!
Xu Xianyao brought the glass lantern to a sea of heather flowers.
Glass lamp:? ?
Xu Xianyao: Then let's be vegetarian today.
//Calm and rich, desire for control·year-old daddy attack x simple ignorant beauty succubus
//Gentle Su Gong but has skin thirst syndrome and is a pampered and spoiled little cute creature
//1v1, sc, Su Gong Mei Shou. Attacking each other's rough haircuts, the young couple refuses to break up
——Advance payment 2——
"Brother, brother, will you buy me oregano?"
A pure homophobic straight man attacks a natural beauty (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling)
1.
Yu Hanling inherited her grandfather's herb garden after graduating from college and was especially good at caring for oregano. He thought he could live a rich life with this, but the herb garden was too remote and he could only sell one pot of oregano in half a month.
In order to avoid the northwest wind, Yu Hanling began to learn to sell vanilla online and opened an online consultation link.
[Welcome to inquire, no matter how young you are, I will protect your oregano! ]
On the first day he opened the link, a bunch of strange IDs with avatars of abs came over to chat with him privately.
--Exist? Dude, look at the oregano?
——Brothers wholesale oregano?
——Brother, you like top and bottom?
——Chu Mo baby, I'm 180mm (bubble sound)
What followed was a bunch of photos of chest muscles and abs that almost hit Yu Hanling's face.
Yu Hanling backhandedly blocked the report and added in the link: [Gay are not welcome! ]
After a few minutes, Yu Hanling received another new message.
[Great doctor, please pass it! I am a straight man, save straight men]
2.
Yu Hanling burst into tears, thinking that she finally had a normal guest.
Gong: The ones you blocked just now are all my accounts. I just wanted to test whether you are straight or not. I am homophobic.
Attack: Straight doctor, please help me, please save my oregano.
Shou: Don't be impatient, speak slowly.
Attack: It was slightly injured due to some accidents. It may affect my future reproduction plan
Shou: How and where did it break? Is the bottom stem still attached?
Gong: The doctor is still here, but his head is a little swollen.
Shou: Oh, that's okay. Just shave your head
Attack:! !
Gong: Shave... Your head? Doctor, are you telling me to shave my oregano's head?
Shou: No way? Then I'll teach you. Cut off the bottom first, leaving only a section of the main stem. Don't worry about the top, cut it all off.
Shou: Not yet? You seem to be positioned quite close to me, so you can move your oregano over here and I'll shave your head.
3.
After meeting, Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stared at each other with big eyes.
The next second, Meng Yuge endured the shame, grabbed Yu Hanling's wrist, and gently pressed it on her waist.
Shou: Didn't you say... Let me save your oregano?
Shou: Where are you oregano? Etc! Why are you taking off your pants?
Gong: Doctor, treat my oregano.
[Small theater]
Yu Hanling: Gay gay, does your oregano still hurt today?
Yu Hanling: Gay gay, has your oregano recovered today?
Yu Hanling: Gay gay, does your oregano still need treatment today?
Meng Yuge's face turned red after being recited, and he couldn't help but block Yu Hanling's gibbering mouth.
Viciously: "Yes!"
After Yu Hanling was held down and tortured repeatedly, she felt traces all over her body and trembled slightly. She was scared and panicked and pushed away the man who was chasing and kissing him: "But, it's okay... Your body is very good. There is no need for examination or treatment for the time being. And... Aren't you homophobic!"
Meng Yuge: "Thank you to Dr. Yu for rejuvenating me and curing my homophobia."
①1V1, sc, he
② Great sweet article ww, very good at self-guided love brain attack~
Purpose: To be a kind and upright person