What Should I Do If I Fall in Love with a Homophobic Roommate While Wearing Women's Clothes Online?

Pre-collection of "The blind beauty coveted by the dank man" and "Brother, brother, will you buy my oregano" please collect (the copy is below) ——Copywriting of this article—— The sultry, scheming and cool guy who plays tennis sports student x is a skinny and slutty pretty girl who dresses up as an art student (Feng Ren x Lu Yan) 1. Urgent! Waiting online. Rt, what should I do if I fall in love with a homophobic roommate online? The poster is physically and mentally healthy, does not have a broken family, and does not want to cheat money through online dating. Wearing women's clothing is just a personal hobby. I have always known that my roommate is homophobic, and I have always hidden it very well! But who knew that I would be matched with my homophobic roommate just by randomly matching in the bubble? I was just playing around, but someone wanted to show up with me quq Netizen replied: Just for fun? Online dating for women? Homophobic roommate? The elements are complete, so I suggest you wash the drum yourself and wait. Lu Yan: I hate this indifferent B world! 2. Lu Yan has a cool roommate, 188/Pacific wide shoulders/male waist/magnetic voice/who is also on the school tennis team and has good physical fitness. It's like the word "Tiancai" in the industry is engraved on your face! But tmd, Feng Ren, he is known to the public to be homophobic! Lu Yan: Is there anything that can warm my heart which is 37 degrees below zero? If there is, I think it must be Feng Ren's soft and bouncy big breasts/muscles. They can watch but not eat, so Lu Yan and Feng Ren keep saying "Good morning, roommate, in class" every day? ' 'Good night, roommate. Did I turn off the lights? ' Rumor: Damn it, if society advances 3000 years, he will directly customize the same AI boyfriend for his roommates! 3. Feng Ren has a cute and squeamish roommate. I wonder if all art students are like him, with fair skin, long and straight legs, and a nice smell... On the first day of school, his beautiful roommate told him firmly: Brother, I am just like you. Feng Ren (secretly looking forward to it): Is he gay too? Lu Yan (with a firm look on his face): I am also a straight man! The address book is the most annoying thing in my life! Good brothers and roommates, we will be together forever! In order not to scare his straight roommate, Feng Ren could only pretend that he was straight, get up early every day and take cold showers two or three times, and then say good morning to his roommate when he got up. Lu Yan & Feng Ren: It would be nice if he was gay. 4. After Lu Yan's happy online dating fell through, Feng Ren bought a room full of small dresses for Lu Yan: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you like to wear small skirts and also like men? Is one wardrobe enough? If not enough, I would set up a villa specifically for you to put your skirts." Lu Yan clutched his sore and painful waist, supported Feng Ren's shoulders and swayed his legs: "That's enough, brother... Actually, I think men's clothing is pretty good-looking." "What about the time you lied to me about online dating? Do you want to do it again tonight?" Quote: quq can only be added once at most He wanted to say, don't continue! No matter how young and delicate the flower is, it will be crushed into mud! ——Advance payment 1—— "What bad intentions does the little succubus have?" Lideng is the last succubus in the world. After the birth of consciousness, the world has been ruled by humans. In order to hide his identity, he disguised himself as a human and survived for several years. But he can't hide now. The food left by the elders has been exhausted. If he doesn't look for new things, the last succubus will starve to death! Li Deng set his sights on a 'brutal and terrifying' man, whom humans called the Big Devil. As a demon king, it is my duty to provide food to the little succubus. The big devil is still young and energetic, suck him! - Xu Xianyao has had everything since he was born, and he has everything going smoothly. He is a rich and noble son who is envied by millions of people. But he has a secret: he has severe skin hunger syndrome. As the heir of the Xu family, he has been required to restrain himself, observe propriety, suppress desires, and not have any shortcomings since he was a child. Xu Xianyao also thought that he would restrain himself for the rest of his life. Until one day, he met a beautiful young man. Snow-skinned, with black hair and red eyes, a pair of cute black horns on the top of her head, and a beautiful black slender tail under her waist. The tip of the tail is heart shaped. The young man pounced on him the first time he saw him, pretending to be fierce and threatening him: "Be honest and let me suck your essence. Be obedient and I will let you go in ten minutes. If you don't obey me... Hehehe, this succubus will eat you!" The moment he was hugged, Xu Yanyao was like a dry river that had dried up for decades, and the water flowed in again. Desires that have been suppressed for many years flourish. Xu Xianyao couldn't help but pinch the tip of the little succubus's tail and asked hoarsely: "Just ten minutes? I thought you succubus would start overnight." Lideng: Huh? Something doesn't seem right. He just wanted to have sex with the man, rub against him, suck in a few mouthfuls of semen, and it would be even better if he sucked a few mouthfuls of blood. But why did the man take him to bed? Xu Xianyao smiled and said: "I remember that traditional succubi... Need to replenish their energy day and night." Small Theater 1. Lideng searched online to summarize the impressions of succubi in the world: ▌▋good▊▉Greedy █████ Li Deng was angry: Rumor! I'm not an ordinary succubus. I only need a little bit of human saliva to fill my stomach. I'm not going to suck a man dry every day like they write! Xu Xianyao had just finished exercising and lifted up his cuffs, revealing the strong and smooth lines of his forearms. Lideng: You are not someone else, come here and let me post it 2. Lideng: Hum hum, I'm very angry today, I want to go on a hunger strike! I will never be tempted by any male lust again! Xu Xianyao brought the glass lantern to a sea of ​​heather flowers. Glass lamp:? ? Xu Xianyao: Then let's be vegetarian today. //Calm and rich, desire for control·year-old daddy attack x simple ignorant beauty succubus //Gentle Su Gong but has skin thirst syndrome and is a pampered and spoiled little cute creature //1v1, sc, Su Gong Mei Shou. Attacking each other's rough haircuts, the young couple refuses to break up ——Advance payment 2—— "Brother, brother, will you buy me oregano?" A pure homophobic straight man attacks a natural beauty (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling) 1. Yu Hanling inherited her grandfather's herb garden after graduating from college and was especially good at caring for oregano. He thought he could live a rich life with this, but the herb garden was too remote and he could only sell one pot of oregano in half a month. In order to avoid the northwest wind, Yu Hanling began to learn to sell vanilla online and opened an online consultation link. [Welcome to inquire, no matter how young you are, I will protect your oregano! ] On the first day he opened the link, a bunch of strange IDs with avatars of abs came over to chat with him privately. --Exist? Dude, look at the oregano? ——Brothers wholesale oregano? ——Brother, you like top and bottom? ——Chu Mo baby, I'm 180mm (bubble sound) What followed was a bunch of photos of chest muscles and abs that almost hit Yu Hanling's face. Yu Hanling backhandedly blocked the report and added in the link: [Gay are not welcome! ] After a few minutes, Yu Hanling received another new message. [Great doctor, please pass it! I am a straight man, save straight men] 2. Yu Hanling burst into tears, thinking that she finally had a normal guest. Gong: The ones you blocked just now are all my accounts. I just wanted to test whether you are straight or not. I am homophobic. Attack: Straight doctor, please help me, please save my oregano. Shou: Don't be impatient, speak slowly. Attack: It was slightly injured due to some accidents. It may affect my future reproduction plan Shou: How and where did it break? Is the bottom stem still attached? Gong: The doctor is still here, but his head is a little swollen. Shou: Oh, that's okay. Just shave your head Attack:! ! Gong: Shave... Your head? Doctor, are you telling me to shave my oregano's head? Shou: No way? Then I'll teach you. Cut off the bottom first, leaving only a section of the main stem. Don't worry about the top, cut it all off. Shou: Not yet? You seem to be positioned quite close to me, so you can move your oregano over here and I'll shave your head. 3. After meeting, Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stared at each other with big eyes. The next second, Meng Yuge endured the shame, grabbed Yu Hanling's wrist, and gently pressed it on her waist. Shou: Didn't you say... Let me save your oregano? Shou: Where are you oregano? Etc! Why are you taking off your pants? Gong: Doctor, treat my oregano. [Small theater] Yu Hanling: Gay gay, does your oregano still hurt today? Yu Hanling: Gay gay, has your oregano recovered today? Yu Hanling: Gay gay, does your oregano still need treatment today? Meng Yuge's face turned red after being recited, and he couldn't help but block Yu Hanling's gibbering mouth. Viciously: "Yes!" After Yu Hanling was held down and tortured repeatedly, she felt traces all over her body and trembled slightly. She was scared and panicked and pushed away the man who was chasing and kissing him: "But, it's okay... Your body is very good. There is no need for examination or treatment for the time being. And... Aren't you homophobic!" Meng Yuge: "Thank you to Dr. Yu for rejuvenating me and curing my homophobia." ①1V1, sc, he ② Great sweet article ww, very good at self-guided love brain attack~ Purpose: To be an upright person