Online Dating Becomes the Dark Moonlight of the Evil God

Unlucky guy, love brain evil god attack x love liar, beautiful and unintentional (You Jin x Chu Luan) 1. "100% Love" is a well-known love strategy game. He is famous for his poor love experience. The first day the server was launched received negative reviews from all over the network: ——Isn't it a love game? Why do monsters attack me as soon as I come up? ——Why does the target of the strategy have an initial favorable impression of me -999! ——I give you five stars, this is an extra star. Chu Luan, the designer of this game, made a life-or-death decision with all the players on the Internet when the game was almost removed from the market due to negative scores: [With all due respect, all of you here are noobs. It's not that my game design isn't good, it's that you don't know how to play it. ] Game, open. Nightmare mode, start! The players collectively watched the show: Come on, he is about to be tricked into a small dark room by the bamboo horse, and then made into meat soup. Chu Luan casually glanced at the bamboo horse hiding the handcuffs behind his back, pretending that nothing was wrong, stood on tiptoes, hooked the man with his wrist, and pecked him quickly on the lips, with a smile that did not reach his eyes: Good evening, my dear, you have worked hard, I have prepared soup for you. The next second, Zhu Ma fainted in Chu Luan's arms. Dead point, pass. The players were furious: Impossible, even if they passed the bamboo horse level, there would still be gentle and scum seniors. Just wait, the senior will show off his power immediately, chop you into pieces, and build you into the cement wall next to you! Chu Luan naturally sat on the man's lap: Senior, there is a dance next week, will you be my male partner? The senior stared at Chu Luan's red lips, which had light teeth marks on them: Of course. Chu Luan came closer to him, breathing warmly: Senior, something on your body touched me. The senior put the dagger away without changing his expression: "Sorry, I haven't seen you for a day, it's because it misses you so much." Dead point, pass. Players began to feel numb: I don't believe it, the next perverted partner has bloodthirsty, and the designer can't escape. This time Chu Luan hadn't done anything yet, and his partner took the initiative to hand over all his weapons: Do you want these? Give it all to you, can you let me... Kiss you? Players: What the fuck? 2. You Jin, the new evil god, aims to occupy the earth. Unfortunately, my unlucky points were full, and I accidentally entered a strange place while teleporting. A group of people who claim to be players want to attack him and deceive his emotions and body. You Jin (sneering): Hey, shark, shark, chop, chop, chop! He possesses all the data, and every player who comes in will be randomly dropped. But suddenly a new player entered the game. He was beautiful, charming and careless, and he kissed You Jin until he fainted. He also confesses crazily to himself (and his clones) every day. You Jin: This must be... His muse. His true love has arrived. You Jin is willing to give up his plan to attack the earth, and is also willing to give him all his favor. If... He is willing to stay with him. But starting from one day, the little Qi Zi who woke up from his bed and kissed him every day disappeared. 3. After Chu Luan successfully slapped all the players on the Internet, he leisurely took a long vacation for himself. Game, bye. On the second day of the holiday, a black mist slipped through the crack of his door, climbed onto his bed, held him down, pinched his tongue, and made him unable to speak. The black shadow spoke fiercely: "Kiss my husband, I have to leave for a day to do something, and I will come back the day after tomorrow to give birth to your baby." "Do you remember what you said?" "It doesn't matter if you forget, I will use your favorite method to remind you bit by bit..." #Did you take it seriously? #Online love is not called online love, what is it called? #Husband calls you casually, do you really believe it? Mission: Our wish is world peace