Bro, Bro, Will You Buy Me Oregano?

A pure homophobic straight man attacks a natural beauty (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling) 1. Yu Hanling inherited her grandfather's herb garden after graduating from college and was especially good at caring for oregano. He thought he could live a rich life with this, but the herb garden was too remote and he could only sell one pot of oregano in half a month. In order to avoid the northwest wind, Yu Hanling began to learn to sell vanilla online and opened an online consultation link. [Welcome to inquire, no matter how young you are, I will protect your oregano! ] On the first day he opened the link, a bunch of strange IDs with avatars of abs came over to chat with him privately. --Exist? Dude, look at the oregano? ——Brothers wholesale oregano? ——Brother, you like top and bottom? ——Chu Mo baby, I'm 180mm (bubble sound) What followed was a bunch of photos of chest muscles and abs that almost hit Yu Hanling's face. Yu Hanling backhandedly blocked the report and added in the link: [Gay are not welcome! ] After a few minutes, Yu Hanling received another new message. [Great doctor, please pass it! I am a straight man, save straight men] 2. Yu Hanling burst into tears, thinking that she finally had a normal guest. Gong: The ones you blocked just now are all my accounts. I just wanted to test whether you are straight or not. I am homophobic. Attack: Straight doctor, please help me, please save my oregano. Shou: Don't be impatient, speak slowly. Attack: It was slightly injured due to some accidents. It may affect my future reproduction plan Shou: How and where did it break? Is the bottom stem still attached? Gong: The doctor is still here, but his head is a little swollen. Shou: Oh, that's okay. Just shave your head Attack:! ! Gong: Shave... Your head? Doctor, are you telling me to shave my oregano's head? Shou: No way? Then I'll teach you. Cut off the bottom first, leaving only a section of the main stem. Don't worry about the top, cut it all off. Shou: Not yet? You seem to be positioned quite close to me, so you can move your oregano over here and I'll shave your head. 3. After meeting, Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stared at each other with big eyes. The next second, Meng Yuge endured the shame, grabbed Yu Hanling's wrist, and gently pressed it on her waist. Shou: Didn't you say... Let me save your oregano? Shou: Where are you oregano? Etc! Why are you taking off your pants? Gong: Doctor, treat my oregano. [Small theater] Yu Hanling: Gay gay, does your oregano still hurt today? Yu Hanling: Gay gay, has your oregano recovered today? Yu Hanling: Gay gay, does your oregano still need treatment today? Meng Yuge's face turned red after being recited, and he couldn't help but block Yu Hanling's gibbering mouth. Viciously: "Yes!" After Yu Hanling was held down and tortured repeatedly, she felt traces all over her body and trembled slightly. She was scared and panicked and pushed away the man who was chasing and kissing him: "But, it's okay... Your body is very good. There is no need for examination or treatment for the time being. And... Aren't you homophobic!" Meng Yuge: "Thank you to Dr. Yu for rejuvenating me and curing my homophobia." ①1V1, sc, he ② Great sweet article ww, very good at self-guided love brain attack~ Purpose: Live bravely and not be afraid of difficulties