A Pixel Character Who Loves Playing Simulators

Xiao Nagisa, full name Izayoi Nagisa, is a simple, gullible little pixel person who loves playing all kinds of mindless, stupid simulator games.

[You were born for the first time, but were abandoned and froze to death.]

[You were born for the second time, but didn't survive the winter.]

[You were born for the nth time, but were hit by a car and died at age eight.]

Staring at the giant "YOU DIED!" on the screen, Xiao Nagisa dashed into the shrine and yelled at the god he usually served until the god was thoroughly cursed out. Still not satisfied, he ran up and kicked the god twice.

And then...

He got a transmigration starter pack!

No problem! As long as his simulator was still with him, everything was fine. He just couldn't figure out why his single-player game had turned into a full-dive game, or why it kept getting in his way in all kinds of clumsy ways.

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A new transfer student recently arrived in Namimori Town. At the drop of a hat, he flips open people's skulls and rummages through trash cans.

Xiao Nagisa: This place is so poor. There isn't even anything good in the trash cans. And why can't you flip open the skulls of people who look like they're from Norway?

The classmate whose skull was flipped open: ???

The silent trash can: QAQ

[You've transferred schools. On the first day of the new school year, you decide to:]

[a: Introduce yourself]

[b: Pick a fight with a classmate and become famous]

Xiao Nagisa: Picking a fight sounds easier.

"Hey, you look familiar, like the sucker next door. Let's fight."

The Disciplinary Committee Chairman, whom he happened to stop: "You have a death wish."

Xiao Nagisa got thoroughly beaten and earned the title of "hero"!

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The Demon Slayer Corps recently got a new recruit who's a little strange. At the drop of a hat, he digs holes and buries his teammates.

Xiao Nagisa: Granny Smith said, "You reap what you sow." If you plant people in the ground, lots and lots of people will grow! Then there'll be more demon slayers!

The leader of the Demon Slayer Corps: What an ingeniously unconventional child.

Everyone else: Oh, get lost!

[You've encountered a demon. It's about to eat the villagers behind you. You decide to:]

[a: Kill it]

[b: Chop it up with a kitchen knife, barbecue it, and feed it to the villagers]

Xiao Nagisa: Cooking sounds great! Everyone should eat their fill!

"Come on, come on, there's plenty for everyone~ Don't rush, don't rush. Xiao Nagisa's barbecue is tasty and cheap. Have another skewer!"

Villagers: Hss, hss, it smells so good!

Demon Slayer Corps: Wait, what are you grilling?

Xiao Nagisa's tools of the crime were confiscated, and he got a full-body checkup at the Butterfly Mansion.

After Xiao Nagisa traveled through several worlds, the gods decided that he had learned his lesson and prepared to send him home. But then they realized he was having too much fun to want to leave.

God: ...Nagisa, are you coming home for dinner? I'll give your simulator a golden finger, so hurry back.

[Your god invites you home. You decide to:]

[a: Go back with him]

[b: Merge all the worlds and establish a new order]

Xiao Nagisa: Everyone should play together!

"Oh, stingy god, I wish for the worlds to merge."

The god sighed, the god relented, and the god made it happen.

How could he possibly ignore the most shameless believer's most sincere wish?

Theme: True friendship is something even time gives up trying to catch.