How Slimes Save the Day, Detective Conan Style

[Read with caution, an early work]

Raphael: an utterly ordinary slime, without ambition and good for nothing but his good looks!

After players mistook him for a game bug and killed him with one slash, Raphael woke up again as a human.

Raphael: Thanks, but I'd rather be killed with one slash.

[Police Academy Arc]

Dragged to the opening ceremony and made an honorable police academy student, Raphael became impossible to miss on the very first day.

He also met five people, though he had some kind of grudge against each of them.

Whenever he was with them, he was the one who got hurt. One hundred percent of the time.

The first time, he got punched in the face.

The second time, he was carried to the infirmary.

The nth time, he almost got poisoned to death by toxic smoke.

Raphael: Our vibes don't match. Stay away!

The Police Academy Five: Hang around us more and you'll get used to us.

[Teacher Arc]

Forced to become a teacher, Raphael looked at the little kid who had only recently become his nephew.

He didn't know anything. Was Raphael supposed to lead the kid astray?

But this student was a bit of a death magnet, and had a knack for getting others caught up in it too.

Bad luck was one thing, but dragging other people into it was unethical!

After being dragged into it for the nth time, Raphael couldn't help asking:

"Shin, are you the Grim Reaper reincarnated? People die everywhere you go. Are you trying to hit your monthly quota?"

[Black Organization Arc]

After receiving a mysterious mission, Raphael left the Organization fully armed.

But when he opened the door, the sky fell.

His silver-haired superior, who had just told him to eliminate the rats, was raising a glass with those very rats. They seemed to be on pretty good terms.

A real man knows when to bend and when to stand tall!

"Sorry! Wrong door!"

The next day, rumors were everywhere.

His superior cornered him against a wall.

"Who is sleeping with whom?"

#I don't want to be so ambitious, but my teammates are just too capable#

#I want to lie flat, but my teammates say they'll carry me to victory#

#They say I'm not human. I wasn't human to begin with#

[Reader's note]

1. Slimes have no gender. No couples, all relationships are platonic. The timeline starts with the Police Academy group.

2. Everyone [specifically, the main Detective Conan characters, thanks] knows how their story ends, but can't change it and can only follow the plot. The game includes not just Detective Conan characters, but also players and NPCs (the proper kind).

3. Slime setting: If he spends enough time with someone, he can gain their skill points, provided their affection for him is at 100%.

4. After going through the plot so many times, the characters' personalities and behavior are definitely out of character!!! If you can't handle that, please swipe right to leave. Thanks!

5. The writing is amateurish. There is an outline (complete), a detailed outline (all four volumes complete), and the full manuscript is being stockpiled.

Theme: With a heart turned toward the sun, there's nothing to fear in sorrow.