The Pretty Slacker Wreaks Havoc Everywhere

[Live Comments Are On, Come Join the Fun! ovo Next up: "My Roommate Found Out I Cross-Dress on Stream" and "I Mistook My Secret Crush for a Confession Wall". Please add them to your library!] After breaking through to the Golden Core stage, Jiang Sizhao awakened to his identity in a "previous life": a cannon-fodder bottom in an adults-only novel. To stay alive, he had to maintain his persona, clean himself up, and be ready to get ravished at any moment. His aloof disciple took first place and asked him for a reward. Jiang Sizhao pressed his lips together and thought for a moment before starting to undress. The disciple's eyes narrowed, and just as Jiang Sizhao was nearly finished, he suddenly grabbed his hand. Jiang Sizhao was confused, but soon understood. His disciple probably liked undressing him himself. He gave him a faint smile, only to have the blushing disciple wrap him up like a dumpling. Jiang Sizhao: A top who... who can't get it up? A fellow cultivator and friend was having trouble advancing and asked him how to break through. They joked around and mentioned dual cultivation. Jiang Sizhao's brow twitched. He lay down without hesitation. "Go ahead." His friend: ? His sworn enemy, the Demon Lord, wanted to fight him to the death, but couldn't get into Xuanling Mountain, so he could only plot to kidnap him while he was away. When Jiang Sizhao woke up and saw what was going on, he immediately understood: It was time for xx. So he rolled over and went back to sleep. The Demon Lord, who had watched him wake up and pretend to be asleep: ? After quite some time, Jiang Sizhao was surprised to discover that none of them had actually ravished him. Zhaozhao was confused, Zhaozhao was bewildered, and Zhaozhao was a little angry, too! How come none of these impotent tops liked him? Did they want him dead? QAQ He didn't want to die. So one night, in desperation, he felt around in the dark and climbed into the bed of the senior brother least likely to turn him down. - His senior brother had always treated him with tenderness and indulgence, but he had taken advantage of him. What a heartless, stupid jerk he was. TT Afterward, Jiang Sizhao blushed and snatched the torn undershirt from his senior brother's arms, then fled home in shame. On the way, he ran into the people who had "rejected" him before. He poured out his troubles and hinted that he'd done something wrong. But after hearing him out, the aloof disciple took his hand and offered to become his cultivation partner, sharing the blame; his friend tempted him with dual cultivation, saying that growing stronger would let him make things right; and the Demon Lord showed up after catching wind of it, asking him to marry him and become the Demon Queen. Jiang Sizhao: ? Let me think... - Jiang Sizhao could never quiet his conscience, and one day he finally sneaked back to apologize to his senior brother. The night was thick and dark. He stepped into his senior brother's room, and in the next moment, countless wards sealed the door. "You're back?" Jiang Sizhao's heart skipped a beat. He turned around and saw the usually calm and gentle man playing with the bellyband Jiang Sizhao had worn that night to seduce him. His eyes were so dark they were frightening. "S-Senior Brother." A charming, pampered, easygoing bottom adored by everyone x a patient, scheming, fatherly top of a senior brother [Please Note] 1. The key point: his "bottom everyone wants" identity is fake. The setting is a proper, pure-love cultivation novel (yes, really). 2. Everyone has one-sided feelings, except for the one mutual pairing. 3. The blurb was screenshotted (June 2024). 4. My own take on a cultivation setting, with some modern wording such as "bottom everyone wants." 5. Neither the top nor the bottom is perfectly characterized. I'm terrible at logic and plotting, and there aren't many emotionally heavy parts. If it doesn't work for you, I can only drop to my knees and apologize. TT If it's not your thing, please stop reading in time. "My Roommate Found Out I Cross-Dress on Stream" [Optimistic, gentle sunshine bottom x a top with more schemes than the last] Wen Yuan had enjoyed eighteen smooth-sailing years, until the truth that he was a fake young master came out overnight. His entire family shunned and rejected him. Enough was enough. Wen Yuan ran away from home. While trying to earn money, he stumbled into cross-dressing livestreams and packed up his things to move into a college dorm. Luckily, his roommates were all kind and honest. Roommate One was gentle and attentive. Knowing Wen Yuan was short on money, he often gave him clothes to wear. Roommate Two loved basketball and always asked him to bring water. It was a little uncomfortable being stared at by so many people, but afterward, he would treat Wen Yuan to a big meal all by himself. It was sooo good, sob. Roommate Three was a top student. Before every exam, he would help Wen Yuan mark the key points and make him memorize them, worried he'd fail. (Later, if Wen Yuan didn't study well enough, he had to wear a little skirt. Luckily, he was already used to it. QAQ) Roommate Four was even better! He was the first to discover Wen Yuan's cross-dressing streams, but not only did he keep the secret, he also generously let Wen Yuan use his place as a streaming studio. The only thing was, he sat beside him and watched every stream, which made Wen Yuan a little... embarrassed. - Still, Wen Yuan worried that his roommates might mind him cross-dressing, so he kept streaming in secret. Then they came back early for the holidays and opened the door to find Wen Yuan in a little skirt and bunny ears. All four of them darkened their eyes in unison. That night, the top four supporters in Wen Yuan's livestream turned out to be four familiar usernames. Amid a dazzling display of gift effects, some fans who followed both sides soon noticed something fishy. [Why is the top supporter's ID exactly the same as the private account of my favorite actor, Pei?!] Before anyone could react, the second supporter sent a string of grand cruise gifts, overtaking the first. People dug up that he was likely the Lu family's heir, who had recently announced his identity. Sharp-eyed fans also recognized the third and fourth supporters. [The third supporter is the campus heartthrob from Q University! He wins the national scholarship every year, and even a top student watches Yuanyuan's streams?!] [The fourth supporter is that gaming streamer! Do you remember all the fans by Daming Lake who have been waiting for you to go live? (Bitter)] [The whole world is one giant Yuanyuan fan meetup. (Lights cigarette)] Wen Yuan was left staring blankly like a capybara: They... aren't just ordinary people...? - Later, when the Wen family tried to bring Wen Yuan home, they showed up with the real young master and offered a fake apology, only to be blocked at the door by four tall men. "Yuanyuan doesn't want to see you. Leave." "His family? What a joke. How could our Wen Yuan have such low-class relatives?" "Legally speaking, you've already lost your guardianship rights." "What kind of dog is barking out there?" The Wen family: ... Theme: Achieving your goals through hard work