After My Amnesiac Childhood Friend Mistook Me for His Boyfriend

[Writing is hard, so thank you for supporting the official release! My other novel, After Mistaking My Crush for a Confession Wall, is now available. Check it out if you're interested, ovo.] ■ Tsundere, aloof CEO top x cold on the outside, warm on the inside rich young master bottom ■ Childhood friends x childhood friends After breaking up with his ex-boyfriend, Jian Huaiyi accidentally slept with someone. The good news: it was his best friend. The bad news: his best friend was straight and homophobic. The even worse news: his best friend got into a car accident on the way home, hit his head, and developed memory problems. He now thought they were lovers. At the hospital, Liang Xun asked Jian Huaiyi in his usual calm voice, "Are you my boyfriend?" Jian Huaiyi: "...No, we're best friends." Liang Xun nodded faintly. "Best friends who can sleep together." Jian Huaiyi: ... - Jian Huaiyi is forced to accept the role of "boyfriend." But he's not interested in the whole "turning a straight guy gay" plot, especially since his best friend is a homophobic straight man who can't be turned. All he can do is try to avoid any contact that goes beyond normal boundaries and hope to rekindle his "friendship" with Liang Xun. However, Liang Xun's sudden changes catch him completely off guard. He's supposedly straight, yet he starts doing all kinds of suspiciously gay things: casually holding Jian Huaiyi's hand, showing up in the middle of the night with a pillow to share his bed, and occasionally going against his own will to insist that he isn't straight, as if hinting at something. Jian Huaiyi's only response is to cover Liang Xun's mouth and cut him off. "Sweetheart, be good. You're homophobic." Liang Xun: ... - Jian Huaiyi knows Liang Xun is only doing all this out of a sense of "responsibility," so he tries every which way to dodge his best friend's "over-the-top behavior." Until one day, Liang Xun suddenly kisses him on the mouth. At first, Jian Huaiyi is stunned: ? Liang Xun kisses him again and says hoarsely, "Is this okay?" Jian Huaiyi's expression cracks. You son of a... You already kissed me! And straight guys flirting with gay guys? You'll be struck by lightning! Stupid straight guy. So, under Liang Xun's trembling gaze, Jian Huaiyi wears a cold expression that looks ready to kill, grabs him by the neck, and kisses him back with even more force, eyes closed. A few things to know: 1. The bottom has dated before and has an ex-boyfriend. 2. The top has a secret crush. They spoil each other. Both are sexually inexperienced. Mostly sweet, sweet, sweet. Coming Soon: Roommates Discover My Cross-Dressing Livestream [Optimistic, easygoing sunshine bottom x tops with more schemes than you can count] Wen Yuan had an easy life for eighteen years, until his identity as the fake young master was exposed and his whole family shunned and despised him. Enough is enough. Wen Yuan ran away from home. To earn money, he stumbled into cross-dressing livestreaming and packed up his things to move into his college dorm. Luckily, all his roommates were kind and honest. Roommate One was gentle and attentive. Knowing he was short on money, he often gave Wen Yuan clothes to wear. Roommate Two loved basketball and always asked him to bring him water. It was a little uncomfortable having so many people stare, but afterward he would treat Wen Yuan to a big meal. It was sooo good, sob. Roommate Three was a top student. He helped Wen Yuan review the important material before every exam and made sure he studied, terrified he'd fail. (Later, if Wen Yuan didn't memorize it well enough, he had to wear a skirt. Luckily, he was already used to it, QAQ.) Roommate Four was even better! He was the first to discover Wen Yuan's cross-dressing livestream, but not only did he keep it a secret, he kindly let Wen Yuan use his place as a streaming room. The only thing was, he had to sit nearby and watch every time, which made Wen Yuan a little... embarrassed. - Even so, Wen Yuan kept worrying that his roommates would mind his cross-dressing, so he continued streaming in secret. Until they came back early for break and opened the door to find Wen Yuan in a little skirt and bunny ears. All four of them darkened their gazes in unison. That night, the top four donors in Wen Yuan's livestream were four familiar usernames. Amid the dazzling gift animations, some fans who followed both accounts quickly noticed something fishy: [Why is the number-one donor's ID exactly the same as actor Pei's alt account...?] Before anyone could react, the number-two donor sent several Carnival gifts, overtaking the first donor. People dug up evidence suggesting he was the recently announced heir to the Lu family. Sharp-eyed fans also recognized the third and fourth donors. [The third donor is the campus heartthrob from Q University! He's won the national scholarship every year, and the top student watches Yuanyuan's livestream too?!] [The fourth donor, that gaming-zone legend. Do you still remember your fans who waited so desperately for you to stream by the shores of Daming Lake? (bitter)] [The world is one huge Yuanyuan fan meetup (lights cigarette)] Wen Yuan was left staring blankly like a capybara: They... aren't ordinary people? - Later, when the Wen family tried to bring Wen Yuan back, they came to apologize with the real young master, putting on a false show of sincerity. But four tall men blocked the doorway. "Yuanyuan doesn't want to see you. Leave." "Yuanyuan's family? What a joke. How could our Wen Yuan have such low-class family?" "Legally speaking, you've lost your guardianship rights." "Which dog is barking?" The Wen family: ... Theme: Strive bravely toward your goals