The Ultimate Introvert Is Forced to Be a Scumbag

[Please check out my upcoming novel! The blurb is at the very bottom OVO] After dying unexpectedly, Su Mu transmigrates into a melodramatic novel as a disposable scumbag top, and gets bound to a sharp-tongued System. System: Your mission is to relentlessly flirt with and bully the protagonist bottom! Su Mu, who has gone his whole life without ever really talking to anyone face-to-face: ...I'll try my best. Su Mu makes a big public declaration that he'll pursue the protagonist bottom. The whole school is in an uproar, mocking him for a toad trying to eat swan meat. They even start betting pools, waiting for him to get face-slapped. But after a while... The protagonist bottom realizes that the guy who threatened to win him over only ever sends him a string of horny texts. [Your skin is so fair. I really want to XXX you hard with my XXX...] The protagonist bottom glances back at Su Mu, sitting in the corner of the back row of the lecture hall. Perhaps sensing his gaze, Su Mu turns away like a startled fawn, avoiding eye contact. The protagonist bottom gives a quiet laugh and replies with a tap of his finger: [I want that too :)] A semester later, everyone realizes something incredible has happened. The whole world has turned upside down. The cold and untouchable top student of the Mecha Department, the protagonist bottom himself, is following Su Mu around and apologizing. "Don't be mad. I was wrong last night." And Su Mu actually glares at him, leaving the department's untouchable beauty standing there alone. Not only does the untouchable beauty not get angry, he chases after him with a smile. It's like he's been bewitched! How could this happen?! - One day, Xie Linghe spots a golden hamster with a sunflower-seed pattern on its back at school. His hands get itchy, so he scoops it up and takes it home as a pet. The little mouse is fluffy and adorable, quiet and well-behaved, and keeps him company while he eats and sleeps every day. There's just one problem: it keeps trying to sneak out to see other men. With no other choice, Xie Linghe builds a luxurious mouse cage and puts the little mouse inside. The first day of keeping the mouse locked up. Xie Linghe: I'm not letting you go :) One month after keeping the mouse locked up. Xie Linghe: Please, come out and stretch your legs. The outside world is wonderful :( Little Mouse Su: I've settled in. Do not summon me! The mouse really likes life inside the cage, you know~ Gentle top with a sweet exterior and a dark side, living a double life x introverted bottom whose spirit form is a golden hamster One-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first, a sweet little romance Upcoming Novel "The Whole Cultivation World Can Hear the Heavenly Thunder's Inner Thoughts" The bottom is an excellent employee of the Space-Time Administration. During his vacation, he heads to the cultivation world to moonlight as heavenly thunder and earn some extra cash. On his very first day at work, a seasoned old-timer comes asking to be struck by lightning. The bottom looks at his file and can't help muttering, "This old geezer has been embezzling sect funds for years and juggling multiple lovers. I'll strike him dead!" "Hold on, " The old-timer shakily gets to his feet and bows to the sect members, who all wear complicated expressions. "I've suddenly realized that my worldly ties remain unresolved, and I fear I can no longer pursue the Great Way. You may all go." Everyone leaves, deep in thought. Before long, word spreads that the sect leader has purged the old-timer. At some point, whenever someone in the cultivation world undergoes tribulation, people come rushing from all directions and pack the tribulation platform until it's impossible to move. But if you ask why they came, they all become mysteriously evasive, offering the usual line about observing and learning, while secretly pulling out their message stones. The gossip has traveled tens of thousands of miles before its subject has even finished his tribulation! The top is a heaven-blessed prodigy of some sect. His path had been smooth sailing, but he developed a heart demon while undergoing his Golden Core tribulation. As the heavenly lightning strikes, he hears a mocking voice: "Haha, you act so high and mighty, but didn't you lose to a Diamond Rabbit back when you were only at Foundation Establishment?" Everyone: Ooh The top: ? His pride is badly wounded. From then on, he studies and trains day and night, never sleeping. He's gentle and polite in public, but pushes himself relentlessly in private. He keeps himself pure and avoids all intimate relationships, so the heavenly thunder can't find a single thing to hold against him. At last, the day comes for his Nascent Soul tribulation. He's ready to make a spectacular comeback, but then he hears a puzzled voice in the thunder: "Huh? You like me?" The top's heart skips a beat. Before he can think it through, the heavenly thunder chirps, "I'll strike you dead!" The top: ? Proud, stubborn top who cares about saving face x laid-back heavenly-thunder bottom One-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first and only, a silly sweet romance Theme: Open your heart and embrace the sunshine.