[The whole story has been carefully revised without affecting the plot. If you've read the main story, you can go straight to the extras, OWO.]
The young master falls in love at first sight with a straight man. But the way he expresses his love is so suffocating that the straight man mistakes it for humiliation.
By chance, Shen Xiuran gets the opportunity to study abroad. He swears to bide his time, and when he returns with his degree, he'll repay every humiliation in kind. He'll make sure the young master learns a lesson!
But five years later, when he returns home with the prestige of an overseas-educated elite, he learns that the other man's family has fallen on hard times. The once-proud, aristocratic young master is now working at a convenience store in clothes washed until they're faded.
Shen Xiuran: ...
He tells himself that anyone who wants to accomplish great things must never go soft. With a wave of his hand, he transfers one hundred thousand: "One hundred thousand. Be my man, meaning my underling!"
How does it feel to be humiliated with money?
The young master, desperate for medical expenses, clutches his phone: Waaa, help in my hour of need, QAQ.
Shen Xiuran decides that's not enough. He suffered much worse back then, and a friend has just taught him a way to get even.
That night, their breaths mingle as they lose themselves in passion.
Shen Xiuran: How about now? Humiliated enough?
He doesn't notice the man beneath him, flushed with desire.
The young master: Mmm, a sexy Bodhisattva, OvO.
Later, the young master is found to be pregnant.
Shen Xiuran repents in a trembling voice: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have tried to get revenge. I'm a monster...
The young master is stunned: Huh? You got revenge on me? When?
After all his twists and turns, the straight man ends up getting himself tangled up in his own revenge, OvO.
[A story about a poor boy gong who comes back triumphant to get revenge on the shou, only to make the shou enjoy every minute of it.
An ambitious, leveling-up, male-oriented gong x love-addled shou. A spectacular case of talking at cross purposes.]
One-on-one, happy ending, no secondary couples, pregnancy, 100% sweetness.
--- Coming Soon ---
The Straight Guy's Hustle-Baby Is Carrying the Stingy Daddy's Child
The straight shou transmigrates into a cannon-fodder substitute in a white-moonlight novel. After learning the plot, he deeply despises the original character's baffling behavior of refusing money and asking only for love.
Turning down money is just stupid. He has to seize this opportunity and rake in a fortune!
The morning after the gong and shou are set up to spend the night together.
The gong glances at the shou arrogantly. "Name your price."
The shou holds up one finger. "One hundred million!"
The gong puts away the check he was halfway through pulling out and scoffs. "Planning to spend it as ghost money?" Then he transfers five thousand to the shou. "That's what you're worth."
The shou immediately posts a screenshot of the transfer on his social media, with the caption: Avoid this guy. This is what your Young Master X is like.
The comments are full of people asking whether the gong's family has gone bankrupt. Furious, the gong demands, "Don't you think it's embarrassing to post something like this?"
The shou shoots back, "Don't you think it's embarrassing to give me so little?"
Enraged, the gong decides to dangle a little cash as bait and teach this money-grubbing hustler a lesson. But the shou has absolutely no professional integrity. He doesn't listen, and keeps going on about how generous Young Master XX of the X family is to his little lover.
What neither of them expects is that the shou gets pregnant from that one night together!
When the gong finds out, he's overjoyed. He sits up straight at home, waiting for the shou to come begging because of the baby. Instead, after waiting and waiting, he sees the shou post on social media: [Looking for a Daddy for me and my baby. Highest bidder wins.]
The gong: ?!
A year later, the green-tea white moonlight returns from abroad.
He hears that the gong has found a substitute who looks a lot like him, so he deliberately invites the shou out to humiliate him. "How much does he pay you each time? I'll give you twice as much."
The shou says, "One billion."
The white moonlight gives a cold laugh, removes his expensive sunglasses, and bows. "Bro, I'm working for you from now on."
The shou: ?
A straight shou who only cares about money x an arrogant, stingy gong.
One-on-one, happy ending, both pure, a silly short story written for my own enjoyment.
Neither the gong nor the shou is a perfect person.
Theme: Face setbacks bravely, and we will grow in the end
Chapter 7: You're living a good life. Brother, your act of revenge is faster than the marriage-first-love-later marriages I've seen (
Dressing up for revenge? ? Hahaha
Live in my house, and I will be his personal nanny from now on [Chigua]
When you become poor, your priorities change [laughing]
[Purple Sugar] kswl [Orange Sugar] got [dog head] Are you straight?
Guidance for those who don't know the severity [laughing and crying]
Really, I will die laughing sooner or later, hahaha
Hahahahaha what did I see? This is revenge [bad laugh]
Simple and efficient, that's all I bring with me [laughing]
What a joke, most likely because scrambled eggs are cheap here, although the ones in our canteen are also expensive.